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Clips from NewsRadio - Sleeping (S03E03)

Karl Vonnegut.

"Karl Vonnegut."

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smooth-talking bad ass

"smooth-talking bad ass"

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♪ Slow ride ♪

"♪ Slow ride ♪"

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DAVE: There-- There is a procedure

"DAVE: There-- There is a procedure"

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They-- You see, they-- They meet.

"They-- You see, they-- They meet."

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And they fall in love. Then they get married.

"And they fall in love. Then they get married."

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Well, that's how some people do it, yes.

"Well, that's how some people do it, yes."

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Well, I'm--

"Well, I'm--"

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I'm not normal, I guess.

"I'm not normal, I guess."

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I am thoroughly and completely normal.

"I am thoroughly and completely normal."

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So come on. Gimme some.

"So come on. Gimme some."

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I mean, you're the last person I see giving up your job--

"I mean, you're the last person I see giving up your job--"

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I only sleep three hours a night anyway, so--

"I only sleep three hours a night anyway, so--"

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[GASPS]

"[GASPS]"

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You know what?

"You know what?"

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You could quit your job,

"You could quit your job,"

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Yeah, that worked out great for him.

"Yeah, that worked out great for him."

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But most of all, Jimmy...

"But most of all, Jimmy..."

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I admire the way you stick it to Bill,

"I admire the way you stick it to Bill,"

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You know what you should try sometime?

"You know what you should try sometime?"

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Uh, Catherine? Oh. Yeah?

"Uh, Catherine? Oh. Yeah?"

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Uh, do you mind if I take over for a minute?

"Uh, do you mind if I take over for a minute?"

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Well, of course not, Dave.

"Well, of course not, Dave."

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because I, uh--

"because I, uh--"

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But somehow it-- It always helps me

"But somehow it-- It always helps me"

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to figure out what-- What I-- What I should do.

"to figure out what-- What I-- What I should do."

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Um...

"Um..."

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Well, here's the-- Here's the situation,

"Well, here's the-- Here's the situation,"

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as I understand it.

"as I understand it."

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but that she-- She doesn't want

"but that she-- She doesn't want"

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to get married.

"to get married."

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Now, I know that if you were awake,

"Now, I know that if you were awake,"

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"That makes absolutely no sense, sir."

""That makes absolutely no sense, sir.""

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said it in that movie, Chinatown."

"said it in that movie, Chinatown.""

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And I'm sure you would come back with,

"And I'm sure you would come back with,"

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"Well, Dave, if I wanted to have this conversation,

""Well, Dave, if I wanted to have this conversation,"

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is no reason to make fun of him."

"is no reason to make fun of him.""

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he's fine, he's fine, he's fine.

"he's fine, he's fine, he's fine."

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I-I'm gonna change my whole life.

"I-I'm gonna change my whole life."

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Oh, yeah? How are you gonna do that?

"Oh, yeah? How are you gonna do that?"

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Well, I'll tell you.

"Well, I'll tell you."

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For one thing, I'm-- I'm-- I'm not gonna jump out

"For one thing, I'm-- I'm-- I'm not gonna jump out"

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of refrigerators and yell "blah" anymore.

"of refrigerators and yell "blah" anymore."

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Oh, but we so love your wonderful pranks.

"Oh, but we so love your wonderful pranks."

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And I'm not gonna jump out of

"And I'm not gonna jump out of"

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break room cabinets and yell "blah" anymore.

"break room cabinets and yell "blah" anymore."

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And I'm not gonna jump out from under the table

"And I'm not gonna jump out from under the table"

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while you two are on the air and yell "blah"--

"while you two are on the air and yell "blah"--"

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The whole "blah" thing is out.

"The whole "blah" thing is out."

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Dude, you weren't pretending.

"Dude, you weren't pretending."

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Was I, or wasn't I?

"Was I, or wasn't I?"

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That's the prank.

"That's the prank."

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"I know Roman Polanski wasn't--"

""I know Roman Polanski wasn't--""

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I was just telling Mr. James that, ah--

"I was just telling Mr. James that, ah--"

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He woke up?

"He woke up?"

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No, I mean-- I mean, something he would have said.

"No, I mean-- I mean, something he would have said."

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Uh...there we go.

"Uh...there we go."

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[SIGHS]

"[SIGHS]"

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is just because of Jimmy and everything.

"is just because of Jimmy and everything."

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Oh, no. I'm thinking more clearly than ever.

"Oh, no. I'm thinking more clearly than ever."

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Meaning?

"Meaning?"

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Meaning, I want to have a baby.

"Meaning, I want to have a baby."

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Immediately.

"Immediately."

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At an unspecified time in the near future.

"At an unspecified time in the near future."

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Is that what this is all about?

"Is that what this is all about?"

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No. That's not it at all.

"No. That's not it at all."

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Well, my mother had six kids and never stopped working.

"Well, my mother had six kids and never stopped working."

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Which way? Not normal. That is which way.

"Which way? Not normal. That is which way."

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Mr. James, please--

"Mr. James, please--"

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Hi.

"Hi."

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Hey. Are you okay?

"Hey. Are you okay?"

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Yeah. Yeah, I-- I-- I think so.

"Yeah. Yeah, I-- I-- I think so."

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Good. Um, good.

"Good. Um, good."

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Could you come closer?

"Could you come closer?"

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Hey! Hey.

"Hey! Hey."

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Look's like Dorothy's back in Kansas.

"Look's like Dorothy's back in Kansas."

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How do you think I feel? I'm feeling like crap.

"How do you think I feel? I'm feeling like crap."

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You remember any of us talking to you?

"You remember any of us talking to you?"

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No. No, not really.

"No. No, not really."

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The only thing I remember was I was--

"The only thing I remember was I was--"

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I was walking down this long, dark hallway

"I was walking down this long, dark hallway"

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Dave and Lisa arguing.

"Dave and Lisa arguing."

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"I want a baby."

""I want a baby.""

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"A what?"

""A what?""

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"A baby."

""A baby.""

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I listened to that for a second.

"I listened to that for a second."

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Then I started running towards the bright light.

"Then I started running towards the bright light."

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And then...

"And then..."

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something very strange happened.

"something very strange happened."

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MATTHEW: Well, what?

"MATTHEW: Well, what?"

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Well, far away-- far away

"Well, far away-- far away"

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Well, I heard that, and I thought,

"Well, I heard that, and I thought,"

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That's why I came back.

"That's why I came back."

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["SLOW RIDE" PLAYING]

"["SLOW RIDE" PLAYING]"

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Doctor!

"Doctor!"

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Doctor! Gotcha!

"Doctor! Gotcha!"

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[LAUGHS]

"[LAUGHS]"

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Ah, you rascal, you.

"Ah, you rascal, you."

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No, no, really, seriously.

"No, no, really, seriously."

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I need, uh, you to get me a Wall Street Journal,

"I need, uh, you to get me a Wall Street Journal,"

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a big old bowl of pudding,

"a big old bowl of pudding,"

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Good. Good. And can somebody, uh--

"Good. Good. And can somebody, uh--"

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Why the hell am I lying here in the office?

"Why the hell am I lying here in the office?"

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For crying out loud.

"For crying out loud."

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Hello, everyone.

"Hello, everyone."

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[HORROR THEME PLAYS ON ORGAN]

"[HORROR THEME PLAYS ON ORGAN]"

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That the best music we could get for this?

"That the best music we could get for this?"

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Help me, Obi-Wan. You're my only hope.

"Help me, Obi-Wan. You're my only hope."

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I'm defrosting the fridge.

"I'm defrosting the fridge."

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[ALL LAUGHING]

"[ALL LAUGHING]"

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I tried to warn you, Jimmy.

"I tried to warn you, Jimmy."

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Come on, Mr. James.

"Come on, Mr. James."

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[♪]

"[♪]"

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That's to spend the rest of my time with

"That's to spend the rest of my time with"

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I don't know. I can watch those crazy nuts...

"I don't know. I can watch those crazy nuts..."

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[TURNS TV OFF]

"[TURNS TV OFF]"

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Well, it won't be the first time

"Well, it won't be the first time"

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this voice has saved a life.

"this voice has saved a life."

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not pacemaker."

"not pacemaker.""

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You know, because he's-- All right.

"You know, because he's-- All right."

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