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Clips from NewsRadio - Sleeping (S03E03)

"And-- And besides, what about your career?"
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"I'm not gonna quit my job. --staying home--"
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"Hm? No. I could do both."
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"And I do admire all these things"
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"about you, but most--"
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"You should tell him he's fired."
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"But then, tell him"
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"he can guess why he's fired."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"[DOOR CLOSES]"
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"Mr. James, uh, here we are."
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"Um...I sure wish you were awake right now"
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"Well, I'm thoroughly, uh, confused."
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"you're the-- You're the one I go to, and--"
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"Generally speaking, you manage to confuse me even further."
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"that she wants to have a baby,"
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"you would probably say something like,"
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""Well, son, why milk the cow"
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"And I would probably say,"
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""Oh, well, it sounded like it made sense"
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"when that guy Chuck Connors"
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"And I would say, "Sir, Siskel and Ebert are two guys.""
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"And I'm sure you would then come back with,"
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"He's fine, he's fine, he's fine,"
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"little nap he's taking..."
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"just to make people laugh."
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"Say hello to the new Matthew Brock."
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"Hello, new Matthew Brock."
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"Hello."
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"Ah! Oh, my God."
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"I'm sorry. Are you okay?"
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"Ah!"
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"Oh, my God. Now he's having a heart attack!"
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""Wasn't in The Rifleman, he just wrote it.""
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"Hi."
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"Uh, never-- Never mind."
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"That's okay. It's okay, really."
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"I mean, I think that the main reason this..."
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"whole baby thing came up all of a sudden,"
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"Yeah, I know. This has been a traumatic time."
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"I don't think anyone's thinking that clearly."
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"And I want to get married."
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"What, do you think"
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"and you can't have it all at once."
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"Maybe that's why you turned out the way you did."
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"And which way is that?"
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"Excuse me?"
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"Just a second. And which way is that?"
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"Guys-- Oh, really?"
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"Could I say something?"
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"BOTH: Oh."
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"Hi. Hi."
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"Uh, yes."
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"Could you two please just shut the hell up?!"
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"How are you feeling, Jimmy?"
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"towards a bright light,"
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"And then behind me, I could hear"
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""Well, you can't have a damn baby.""
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"And on and on and on and on,"
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"You know "Slow Ride" by Foghat?"
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"You know that song?"
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"man, oh, man,"
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"I'd love to hear that song one more time, so--"
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"All right, I heard it again."
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"My work here is done. Goodbye."
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"You know what I need?"
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"and, Bill, you got any Foreigner or Cheap Trick over there?"
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"Coming at you."
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"Shouldn't I be in a damn hospital, or something?"
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"murdered."
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"Help me, Obi-Wan. You're my only hope."
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"JOE: Hey, Catherine,"
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"Thank you."
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"Blah! Ahhh!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"You almost gave me a heart attack! You idiot!"
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"I got you. I got you."
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"Joe, I got her."
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"Come on."
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"Now I'm ahead."
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"Can I please come out now? Come on."
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"Hey, wait a minute. Hold on. Somebody else is coming."
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"One more time. You sure?"
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"Huh?"
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"You go, girl!"
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"Booga! Ahhh!"
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"You got me!"
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"That was great!"
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"I got you both."
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"but, I mean, what a rush."
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"Jimmy?"
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"A small heart attack."
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"He's currently unconscious,"
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"but we fully expect him to recover in the next few days."
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"Uh-huh. Um, uh, angiogram?"
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"Oh, it's looking good."
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"Oh, no, it's, uh-- No complaints."
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"He's, uh-- He's looking good."
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"Mr. James has a big heart."
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"Yeah, well, he's like a father to us."
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"No, I mean medically. The thing's like a roast."
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"Thank you."
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"Please report to the morgue immediately."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Come on. Um..."
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"in the event of a life-threatening illness,"
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"If you please..."
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"Hello, everyone."
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"my friends and colleagues at WNYX."
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"Oh, and if I finally achieved my lifelong goal of"
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"send them on over."
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"Make them run some drills or something."
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"about the Globetrotters for quite a while, and..."
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"Well, I guess we'll have to hire a temporary staff, to, uh--"
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"To run the station while we're all over here--"
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"Well, at least the Globetrotters aren't here."
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"Actually, I just needed to talk to one of you."
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"Who's in charge here?"
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"ALL: I am."
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"No offense, everyone."
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