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Clips from NewsRadio - Sleeping (S03E03)

"you were defrosting the fridge?"
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"My lunch was in there."
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"Way to go, dude."
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"Get out of there, Matthew."
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"Now we're even."
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"Yeah. Yeah? Okay."
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"Hey."
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"You got me!"
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"Oh, Mr. James. I'm sorry."
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"Yes, you did. You got me."
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"[LAUGHS] Yeah, I'm fine."
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"[BOTH LAUGHING]"
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"Come on, Mr. James."
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"You can't prank a prankster."
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"[SIREN WAILING]"
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"Mr. James experienced"
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"Good. Any arrhythmia? How's his BP?"
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"It's unreal."
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"Correction."
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"some lawyer wants to meet you in the chapel."
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"Mr. James has some rather"
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"specific instructions regarding his care,"
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"If you're watching this, I've probably been forced"
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"to flee the country due to a mix-up with the IRS."
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"Okay, that's not the right tape."
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"Yeah, pretend you never saw that."
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"If you're watching this, I'm probably suffering"
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"I have only one request."
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"buying the Harlem Globetrotters,"
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"Is that it?"
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"Well, he goes on"
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"No, no, no. Mr. James made it quite clear"
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"that he would like business to continue as usual."
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"[MONITOR BEEPS]"
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"Excuse me, doctor."
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"You'll do nicely. All right."
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"Yes, actually, there is."
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"Uh, just talk to him."
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"I'd just like to say, this is the weirdest thing"
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"Don't get me wrong. I love Jimmy."
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"He's fine. He's fine. Right?"
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"Fine. Fine. Fine."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Life saved. You're welcome. No charge."
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"So the guy says, "No. I said peacemaker,"
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"Dr. McNeal is dispensing some laugh medicine."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"Uh, Joe, would you mind sitting with Mr. James?"
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"And your way is to make fun of a man"
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"It's called tough love. Get used to it."
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"and you've gotta cut it out, all right?"
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"I wish I could, but the more upset I get,"
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"the worse it gets."
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"What do you mean in real life?"
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"Yes, but I mean it."
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"I'd pour my heart out from midnight till 6."
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"Better than therapy."
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"It's, like, you know--"
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"And I'm a high school dropout."
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"And you're a multi-billionaire."
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"That kinda sucks."
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"Then a little with the thumb, like this..."
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"used to throw his knuckleball."
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"Can I have another half a minute with him?"
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"And I never really met him."
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"What's up?"
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"Lisa."
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"what I'm supposed to talk to you about,"
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"to delineate all of my various feelings"
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"Which, actually, I've also sequentialized,"
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"Um..."
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""I hope you get better.""
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"Well, obviously, that goes without saying."
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"You know, you have not made things easy for me, Mr. James."
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"You know, you are the only person I have met"
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"But, you know, on the other hand,"
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"I mean, before I die."
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"actually, I-I have-- I have"
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"before the age of 30." Check."
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"Lisa? Huh?"
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"What is it already?"
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"[HEART MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY]"
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"[SIGHS]"
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"I wanna have a baby."
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"When? Now."
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"I mean nine months from now, "now.""
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"How long have you felt this way?"
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"in the blink of an eye."
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"All the important decisions I've made like this."
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"This fast?"
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"Yes. I remember in college,"
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"April 25th, 1985,"
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"I was sitting on the steps of the library"
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"Mm-hm. And what were you thinking before that?"
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"You wanted to be a forest ranger?"
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"You know what, I-- This just isn't--"
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"Why-- You know, get-- Get married."
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"We should get married."
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"Yeah, well-- Well-- You know, I..."
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"Dave, it's not time to get married."
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"I wanna have the baby, and then maybe later,"
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"Will it just be you and the baby?"
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"time to think about it, all right?"
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"Thanks for your patience."
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"Hey, no problem, dude. I hope it helps."
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"Ebony lust."
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"Lower the lights on the way out, would you, please?"
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"Rolling right up on the witching hour."
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"It's 3 o'clock."
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"[WOLF HOWL OVER SPEAKER]"
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"to rap to a solid dude out there"
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"Thelonious Monk, of course."
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"John Coltrane. Jack Kerouac."
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"Let's take a "Slow Ride" with Foghat."
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"that people follow, you know?"
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"And then they have, uh, babies."
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"That is how normal people do it."
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"Dave, I know you are. And that's why I love you"
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"Don't. Dave."
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"Come on."
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