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Clips from Scrubs - My Lucky Night (S03E03)

"- Can you check on Mrs Ship? - You got it, Bambi."
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"Look, Janis, Denise, Tiffani-Amber Thiessen."
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"Let me share something with you that I like to call Perry's Perspective."
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"Good afternoon, Sacred Heart."
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"All this time I thought that you were some kind of parasitic creature"
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"who lived shoulder-deep inside Big Bob's colon."
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"In the new dolphin show, Sean does this impression of a blowfish"
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"What the hell? That's not funny. All he did was this."
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"Is this regular? I asked you to order me a diet."
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"Enjoy."
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"to study the fishing industry's impact on Maui dolphins."
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"They're endangered and could actually be wiped off the face of the earth."
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"I used to date that girl."
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"Goodbye, boys."
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"- Don't know how JD and Elliot do it. - Do what?"
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"Crap, the Janitor. And he's with Sloppy Joe Guy."
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"Distract them before they do what they planned."
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"- We were thinking... - I've got a riddle for you."
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"Troy, get your hat. We're going to the bank."
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"Post-op diagnosis: Acute cholecystitis."
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"Betty from work, how would you feel if I told you we slept together?"
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"Dude, we're going to the caff so I can tell all the boys"
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"Guys, I can't go."
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"I'm sure we're gonna be in touch with you real soon."
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"Give me a break. We've never "made love"."
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"I'd make you swear on a Bible, but holy stuff makes your skin sizzle."
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"Great."
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"I cannot believe you're still angry."
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"or I couldn't impersonate your Aunt Sally."
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"Relax. I figured it out."
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"You gave me a penny"
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"That's what he wants us to do."
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"Actually, it's not a helmet. It's a hair-met."
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"Fair enough. I'm gonna write you a prescription for two testicles."
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"You know, papi, this guy looks a lot like your waxer."
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"- The Todd says, what now? - Nothing."
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"I make Turk wax his chest so he doesn't give me a rash."
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"Does she also make you wax your vagina?"
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"We do talk all the time and have inside jokes."
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"He met my Great Aunt Sally and my demented great uncle,"
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"who wears an eye patch and goes "honka honka" when he poops."
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"And now you hate me."
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"I don't hate you. I'm not even that mad at you."
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"- You're not? - No."
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"The trip that I'm leaving on tomorrow, it's a lot longer than I let on."
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"- Six months. - Five days?"
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"- Love your hair-met. - Love yours."
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"It was amazing to see how much Dr Cox actually wanted this job,"
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"Sure. I'm glad we could help Schmitty hit that."
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"Totally."
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"- I guess this is goodbye. - Good what?"
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"Look, this doesn't have to be some huge sad thing."
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"It's OK. They didn't see you. What the...?"
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"How long you been thinking that?"
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"because all of a sudden I was playing for her."
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"- Exactly. Thank you. - I didn't hear an apology in there."
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"You never asked how I felt about us working together."
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"if you just apologised, but you're too stubborn."
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"- Are you allergic to bee stings? - I don't know. Why?"
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"This only happened because my hair-met got stolen at your stupid suck-up fest."
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"You sign below where it says, "He makes me proud to be a doctor""
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"This must be a very proud day for you."
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"You can't make me feel guilty for asking for help."
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"That's why you're never gonna get anywhere."
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"In hospitals, even though you're surrounded by hundreds of people,"
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"Here I am, trying not to let fear rule my life anymore."
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"That I might get this job and have no one to blame it on if I fail?"
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"Good Lord, I'm pathetic."
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"I wanna help him, but in a lot of ways I guess I'm as stubborn as he is."
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"- Sorry. - No problem, little lady."
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"I am a sex camel."
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"Look, the point is, I'm not ready for this relationship to end."
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"A penny and 1972 dime with a Roosevelt imperfection,"
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"No, because you said one of them isn't a nickel."
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"- You lied to me. - No. It's a riddle."
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"Your face is red like a strawbrary."
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"Pride's a funny thing."
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"If anyone wants to stop by my condo to celebrate, my husband made sangria."
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"Howdy, fellas. Don't you dare get up. I don't wanna see any broken hips."
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"A lot of times, pride can be pretty hard to swallow."
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"You honestly think the board would pick him because you had his love baby?"
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"I don't know. Of course, if they don't, I'm gonna bitch and moan about it"
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"So, I guess this pretty much makes me your bitch now."
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"Still, in a good relationship, pride never gets in the way."
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"I don't know. It's just kind of my own personal way of saying"
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"Leeve and Winnerback."
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"Two guys destroyed your bike with a crowbar and a bat."
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"One of 'em wasn't me."
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"Sean's taking a later flight. We decided to make this long-distance thing work."
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"That's so sweet. You can just put them next to Sean's."
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"I'm not sure where to..."
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"There's a certain time every morning, after the bedpans have been emptied,"
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"that I keep in my hope chest."
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"I make Dr Cox's rants work for me."
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"I catch up on paperwork, I look after patients."
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"I take care of official things that have to get done."
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"- You're a jerk. - You're a jerk."
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"like you're a blond with big bombs and I'm a construction worker out of prison."
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"I'm applying for a fellowship. I could really use a letter of recommendation."
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"It sounds more professional."
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"Frankly, each time you call me a girl's name, I die a little inside."
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"One, if someone in front of me at the coffee shop"
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"can't decide what they want in half an hour, I should be allowed to kill them."
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"Two, I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the Internet,"
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"there'd only be one website left called Bring Back The Porn."
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"Three, and most importantly, the only way to be respected as a doctor,"
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"You are born alone, you damn sure die alone."
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"Isn't that right, Spike?"
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"The point is, and you might wanna jot this down, only the weak need help."
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"I should get that tattooed on my neck."
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"Your chief of medicine just said good afternoon, people."
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"Good afternoon."
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"especially since the residency director position opened up."
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"- If only, sir. - Well, I'm off to fluid rounds."
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"To fluid rounds."
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"that will totally crack you guys up. Show them."
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"You're not doing it right."
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"It's never fun being the fifth wheel,"
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"especially when one of those wheels is Elliot's boyfriend."
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"That is diet."
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