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Clips from Kevin Can Wait - The Back Out (S01E01)

"outside your mom's house in Yaphank.”"
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"You know, uh, yeah, I think we get the flavor of it."
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"I would be honored to have you stand up for me."
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"would be a brilliant best man."
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"I think it's the big finish. I'm hoping."
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"Oh."
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"Brava!"
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"Aah, yay!"
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"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
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"Okay, so we got the keys."
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"we are on our way. Best vacation ever!"
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"Ah, I got it."
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"Cheater. Party of two."
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"Your table's waiting."
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"You know what? Just save it."
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"I know you've been seeing Dr. Wang on the side."
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"We're... we're sorry. We're sorry."
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"We're sorry."
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"The guy was emptying out the register."
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"Wow."
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"Are we talking about the Galaxy Bagels on Sunrise?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Oh, I've been dying to go there,"
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"but the classes are always full."
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"- Oh, my friend runs it. - What?"
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"I'll give you her card."
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"That'd be amazing."
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"You're a brave man, Kevin."
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"Oh. You kidding me? No problem."
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"Lock up when you're done, Donna!"
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"was going off in my room last night."
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"No, no, no. I think it's a lot more serious than that."
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"Or was it more like a..."
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"Okay. That wasn't one of the choices."
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"If you're not gonna take this serious,"
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"then I'm not taking it serious, either."
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"No, no, no, no, I'm taking it seriously!"
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"That's what it sounded like!"
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"That sounds like a velociraptor about to have some pups."
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"Okay. Fine. Fine."
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"But just know this... If it is carbon monoxide,"
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"then while everyone's taking their final breaths,"
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"you will be making this wish."
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"“I wish I had listened to Chale.”"
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"Thanks for the heads up. I feel like an idiot now."
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"Jackie and Peter... They're the nice couple we see"
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"at mass every week."
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"Isn't that kind of like a slap in the face"
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"but every time we go out with the guys,"
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"all you do is you tell old cop stories."
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"I mean, seriously, how many times"
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"I stop an armed robbery in progress,"
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"but apparently, that story's got not enough sizzle for you."
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"Okay. Because I've heard it 500 times."
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"I could tell it. “So, the customers are on the floor,"
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"but I know I need to do something..."
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"You do it exactly like that."
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"No, it's gonna be fun."
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"Uh, we're having a drink here,"
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"You've never had Lebanese food."
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"I don't like scuba people."
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"Yeah, here we do go with the rules."
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"Yeah, I know how you feel about fish people."
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"Hey. You moisturize."
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"Well, it's dry in here. What do you want me to do?"
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"You have the heat cranking,"
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"and you don't even buy the good lotion I like."
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"and you just slather it on like mayonnaise."
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"Well, because it was working!"
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"Now it's like I'm petting an elephant."
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"Oh, if it was that bad,"
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"you wouldn't have woken up this morning."
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"Hi."
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"Hey, okay. So, good news."
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"Oh, fantastic! Mwah!"
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"So, um, have you thought about"
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"who's gonna be your best man?"
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"Uh, not specifically."
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"Uh, I've got some good mates back in England"
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"and, of course, some great ones here, too."
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"No, I don't, and thanks for shining a light on that."
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"but, uh, I could probably carve out some time"
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"Oh, no, Uncle Kyle, you do not have to do that."
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"fast."
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"Uh, so, you're hiding behind the cream cheese..."
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"I sneak up behind him, I put my gun right to his ear,"
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"He didn't see you coming?"
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"No. No. I'm very light on my feet."
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"Being a chiropractor is just not as exciting as being a cop."
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"Oh, stop."
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"Show them the hands. They're like magic."
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"See?"
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"- Hey. - Whoa!"
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"Please, you go to Florida for spring training every year."
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"That's why we bought that condo."
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"- Oh. - See, that is my dream right there,"
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"Well, you should come down, stay at our place."
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"maybe get some batting practice in before a game."
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"That would be incredible."
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"Hey, I'm gonna get you another beer."
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"Same price? I'm in."
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"I'm just, uh... getting a PBA card for, uh, Peter there."
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"Look, he's a good guy, you know?"
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"Okay. It's good, but let's not push it, all right?"
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"Yeah?"
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"and just order in some pizza?"
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"Yeah, we can make that work."
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"Oh, hey, Pete!"
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"Get ready for spring training, or whatever, you know?"
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"That's a, uh, future son-in-law joke."
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"Nope. First-timer."
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"Okay, well, we'll take it nice and easy this first time."
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"And ex... hale!"
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"Got a nice little birdy on you shoulder."
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"- There's a what? - Tweet, tweet!"
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"- There's a what? - And exhale!"
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"You got to tell me when you're gonna do that again."
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"Another birdy on the other shoulder."
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"- Inhale. - He can stay."
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"Exhale!"
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