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Clips from F is for Family - Heavy Sledding (S02E02)

"♪ Take one fresh and tender kiss ♪"
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"♪ One girl, one boy... ♪"
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"Not yet, but I'm getting there."
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"- Were you in Korea? - I saw a little action."
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"But if it wasn't for me... you'd be working in a rice paddy."
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"Oh, my girl's coming out. Here's a dollar, kid."
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"♪ Memories are made of this ♪"
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"♪ Serve it generously with love ♪"
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"♪ The memories you gave me ♪"
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"Hard to believe it's been ten years since we lost him in a horrific plane crash."
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"How come you're not leaving me the fuck alone?"
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"Frank, no! You've got to stop swearing at other people's children."
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"♪ Come and get your love ♪"
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"♪ Come and get your love Come and get your love ♪"
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"♪ Come and get your love now ♪"
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"- Dad, it's cold. - Quit your bitching, Kevin."
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"You sold a friend of mine some bad pixie dust, Tinker Bell,"
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"to the San Cortez Regional Correctional Institute for broads!"
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"Don't worry, Dad. They'll call you."
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"That airline cannot go on without you."
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"Now enjoy your show."
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"I don't believe it."
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"♪ We are ready to fly ♪"
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"It's only 7:30."
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"- It's midnight in my mind. - Frank..."
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"Maureen's the last one, right? Tell me she's the last one!"
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"She's the last one."
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"It was horrible. This baby had teeth!"
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"Well, we got about eight inches of free water falling right now."
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"I'm here for you. The kids love you."
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"Oh, Sue, don't do that. I haven't showered in days."
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"Archduke Franz Ferdinand School of Cosmetology, Huey Long High..."
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"- Score! - Yes!"
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"Hang on, it might be Bolo. Our band's up for a gig."
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"Hello. Yeah, hang on."
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"Ha ha."
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"It's your mom's boss."
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"Hey, hey. It's over. I got mine."
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"it'll be nice to have a day with the kids and Frank."
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"Well, that's a positive outlook. Who's Frank?"
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"We've been handed a gift!"
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"No, no. Uh-uh."
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"but it's been three weeks and Bob Pogo has not called yet."
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"Now snap out of it and be a part of this family again."
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"- Okay, fine, I'll go sledding. - Good."
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"Come on, come on. What's wrong with you?"
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"Hey!"
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"Sorry about your van. I'll pay for the damages."
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"Oh, wait, that was a vacation. Hawaii."
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"Last one to the bottom is a rotten... Fuck!"
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"Ice-ball!"
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"If you cross my path today, Murphy,"
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"I will scalp you, shit in the scalp,"
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"and slap it back on your head so everybody calls you "shit wig" and..."
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"- Hey! - Oh, man, don't hurt me!"
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"Yeah! You better run from me!"
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"You see that, Sue? Everybody knows."
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"I can't even intimidate children anymore."
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"Don't let him bother you, Frank. He'll be in jail soon."
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"like I have a fatal disease."
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""I don't know, lady, how's your saggy tits going?""
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"Look around you... new fallen snow, you're with your family."
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"Oh, hi, Frank."
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"That's all right. Failure can break down even the strongest man."
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"Greg abandoned you and the kids."
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"Oh, no, we're back together!"
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"Greg took a Catholic cruise with Father Pat"
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"We're going at it like newlyweds!"
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"Mister, I'm gonna shut you up."
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"Are you forgetting about that fox at the lake I boned all last summer?"
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"How come we never met her?"
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"Polio is a gateway disease to leukemia, stupid."
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"I'll never get laid."
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"Hey, you know, I heard about this loose girl"
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"She asks you to come to her house for a free haircut."
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"Well, that's something. What's her name?"
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"Ow! My dick!"
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"so you can play with normal kids instead of those two animals."
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"So marry an astronaut."
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"But for now, go play with those girls down there doing girl stuff."
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"Fight for my pleasure!"
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"We have to stand up to him this year."
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"I just curl into a ball and sing "Hot Cross Buns.""
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"Ow!"
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"Oh, dear."
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"- You're doing good. - I know. I've been on ice before."
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"You're funny. Hey, you want to come back"
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"so she's gone for a few days."
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"Thank you so much!"
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"Oh, one lucky punch and you think you're tough now?"
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"Maybe he should take a Pray Away cruise."
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"I just want my husband back."
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"Maureen!"
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"Them fish look like mama after she takes her arm vitamins."
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"Maureen, get off the goddamn ice! You're gonna fall through!"
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"You forgot your pussy!"
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"Only your butt got wet, what the fuck is wrong with you?"
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"Sue, start the car, we're going to the hospital!"
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"You're grounded! Out of my way! My daughter's bleeding to death!"
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"How about I take the brake off that thing"
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"and send you right out into the snow?"
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"I will have you thrown out of here, mister,"
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"but I didn't die for five minutes on a Korean battlefield"
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"to come home and be disrespected by a woman like you."
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"If you don't get her a doctor right now,"
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"Oh, boy."
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"And then everybody in the waiting room started clapping."
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"Daddy, I'm a pirate!"
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"My little girl's eye is more important than some crazy old man's foot."
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"Well, he should have spoke up! Squeaky wheel!"
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"You're my squeaky wheel."
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"- Yeah! - All right!"
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"And so, you know, I had nothing better to do,"
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"It's funny when you pretend you hate each other."
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"- Thank you. - Your father looked so handsome."
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"Grampa Joe walked me down the aisle and I wore my mother's dress,"
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"little Cindy was the flower girl, Monsignor Kreger married us."
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"- Who? - He's Father Pat's father. Long story."
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"And of course I didn't know then that you three angels were coming."
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"Well, I didn't come here to read, I came here to eat!"
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