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Clips from Louie (2010) - Niece (S02E02)

"First of all, she's your mom, all right?"
Louie (2010)
"Well, my mom's crazy."
Louie (2010)
"Everybody's mom is crazy."
Louie (2010)
"Make some room for yourself,"
Louie (2010)
"Ugh."
Louie (2010)
""Mom, I'm in jail.""
Louie (2010)
"I'm drunk as shit, I can't drive.""
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my God."
Louie (2010)
"I could never do that with my mom."
Louie (2010)
"You know what, Amy, you're all right."
Louie (2010)
"My girlfriend has a 13-year-old."
Louie (2010)
"You just gotta learn how to talk to people"
Louie (2010)
"that aren't like you."
Louie (2010)
"It's called empathy, man."
Louie (2010)
"Excuse me, sir."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, no problem."
Louie (2010)
"You shouldn't do that. Do what?"
Louie (2010)
"Give money to homeless people."
Louie (2010)
"Well, you're putting yourself above them."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, that guy needed my help and I gave it to him"
Louie (2010)
"and now he can go eat,"
Louie (2010)
"he can-- he can sleep in a warm place,"
Louie (2010)
"he can take care of his family."
Louie (2010)
"You only gave him a dollar."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, but it's a cumulative thing."
Louie (2010)
"and getting sick and dying."
Louie (2010)
"You know, I don't know where you got this shit from"
Louie (2010)
"because you're mother's a liberal freak,"
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"It's a damn shame, though."
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"do it to better themselves, not others."
Louie (2010)
"All right."
Louie (2010)
"Sorry."
Louie (2010)
"in Philadelphia."
Louie (2010)
"We're holding a Carlene Walter, I believe she's your sister."
Louie (2010)
"What happened? It's not clear at this time, sir."
Louie (2010)
"She's being held under observation We were told to contact you."
Louie (2010)
"I'm-- She's my sister and I..."
Louie (2010)
"Her daughter's with me here in New York."
Louie (2010)
"All right, well, that's what we needed to confirm."
Louie (2010)
"What-- Is she okay? What happened?"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my God."
Louie (2010)
"Do you know how to contact the father?"
Louie (2010)
"No, he's-- he's a bad guy, he's gone."
Louie (2010)
"you should retain custody of her until her mother is well,"
Louie (2010)
"unless, of course, you're not capable of caring for her."
Louie (2010)
"All right, Sir. Well, let me take some information from you"
Louie (2010)
"so we can further inform you"
Louie (2010)
"What kind of a response is that?"
Louie (2010)
"And I go-- like, I rent a car"
Louie (2010)
"and I always want another one-- I'm crazy."
Louie (2010)
"So I get a car, I'm like, "I don't like that."
Louie (2010)
""Why ?""
Louie (2010)
"just do the thing that is the point of the place."
Louie (2010)
"You know why?"
Louie (2010)
"to have a shitty job."
Louie (2010)
"gives me that look."
Louie (2010)
"Education..."
Louie (2010)
"If you're 20 years old, I guarantee you,"
Louie (2010)
"Just take her picture with a shovel"
Louie (2010)
"I need to get back on this train"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, please."
Louie (2010)
"I was afraid, okay?"
Louie (2010)
"She's gone."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, listen, you can't..."
Louie (2010)
"We need to make some rules here."
Louie (2010)
"This is a big city"
Louie (2010)
"and it's not cool for you to run away from me."
Louie (2010)
"What did I just say, what did I just say?"
Louie (2010)
"You want some food or..."
Louie (2010)
"We'll get some--"
Louie (2010)
"You wanna go what?"
Louie (2010)
"It's an indie rock club."
Louie (2010)
"This is-- this is Chinatown."
Louie (2010)
"Can I see you do a show?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, okay."
Louie (2010)
"He's-- he's funny."
Louie (2010)
"I'm going on next."
Louie (2010)
"It's Middle Eastern food."
Louie (2010)
"All's you can do is look at your watch and wait."
Louie (2010)
"Did you read about Jay-Z working the party circuit?"
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"It's gonna suck so bad."
Louie (2010)
"No, no, no, no, no, she doesn't hate you, okay?"
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"Give me some."
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"What's..."
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"You would have him just staying out in the cold"
Louie (2010)
"My dad told me that people who do charity"
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"Hello? Hello. I'm calling from Mercy Hospital"
Louie (2010)
"you're just apparently doing it. Louie, I'm sorry."
Louie (2010)
"No, just-- just a couple of days."
Louie (2010)
"in my house right now, so I'm--"
Louie (2010)
"I gotta get you to eat something."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you very much."
Louie (2010)
"And I'm not gonna resist it."
Louie (2010)
"Um, we're gonna go back to my--"
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"and once they're in that room, nobody can reach 'em."
Louie (2010)
"I will be back for her in two days."
Louie (2010)
"She'll be okay here."
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"Come 16, you're gonna need Mom."
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""Mom, come pick me up,"
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"What do I do-- what do I do with her kid?"
Louie (2010)
"You don't need to do much for her."
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"so I don't know how you got this way."
Louie (2010)
"Uh... this is where I live."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, hey, excuse me."
Louie (2010)
"Amy?"
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""I had an amazing experience in Guatemala,"
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"You wanna get something to--"
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"It's demeaning to them."
Louie (2010)
"It drives me crazy when someone has a job that they don't like"
Louie (2010)
"If you do it shitty, isn't it worse for you?"
Louie (2010)
"You're-- you're wearing a vest that matches the building,"
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"Three presidents, that's how long"
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"The guy was like, I got a mudslide on my house"
Louie (2010)
""Ehh.""
Louie (2010)
"This is a falafel."
Louie (2010)
"I'll be right back."
Louie (2010)
"I knew, like, when I got the invitation,"
Louie (2010)
"How is it demeaning to help somebody?"
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