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Clips from Louie (2010) - Niece (S02E02)

"you've just been a burden."
Louie (2010)
""Get the-- get-- this thing's crazy.""
Louie (2010)
""Uh, I don't wanna go, let me stay !""
Louie (2010)
"Never."
Louie (2010)
"Yes, you went on a school trip to Guatemala"
Louie (2010)
"and they told you you helped but you totally did not help."
Louie (2010)
"and now I gotta babysit a ( bleep ) college kid."
Louie (2010)
"Why do I have to do this?"
Louie (2010)
"Jesus."
Louie (2010)
"and send her home so she can put it on Facebook."
Louie (2010)
"Attention, ladies and gentlemen,"
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"Hey, Carlene. Thank you for doing this."
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"I have no choice."
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"to Philadelphia right now."
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"But you're both staying with me."
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"That was the plan. No."
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"Just her, two days."
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"I mean, how could I ask you to do this for me? Well, you're not asking,"
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"and I need her not to go with me."
Louie (2010)
"Just, please."
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"I don't know anybody her age!"
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"She's 13."
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"I have to go."
Louie (2010)
"You've gotta be shitting me."
Louie (2010)
"Where's my mom?"
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"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Amy?"
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"Please, Amy..."
Louie (2010)
"Don't... Look, I need you to.. To..."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you for stopping."
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"All right."
Louie (2010)
"Dude, what did I--"
Louie (2010)
"What did I-- Amy!"
Louie (2010)
"This is, uh, home."
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"I guess you could stay in, uh..."
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"Lilly and Jane's room."
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"I don't know if you remember them."
Louie (2010)
"They were very little last time you saw them,"
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"but you can be in here if you want, if you--"
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"I haven't heard a sound in there."
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"Listen, I gotta know you're not a dead kid"
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"Amy?"
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"I don't wanna breach a thing, but I gotta walk in the room,"
Louie (2010)
"So here's me--"
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"This is me coming in, okay?"
Louie (2010)
"Here I go."
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"To Fontana's."
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"I wanna go there."
Louie (2010)
"I'm not gonna die if I don't eat."
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"Yeah, you actually are."
Louie (2010)
"Is it true you're a comedian?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"No, that's-- that's not a good idea."
Louie (2010)
"Why?"
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"and talk about bad things?"
Louie (2010)
"My mom says all the time."
Louie (2010)
"She screams it, in my face."
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"I'd like to see your show."
Louie (2010)
"Li, sten, Amy, I don't know the depth of how bad"
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"things are in your home and I--"
Louie (2010)
"And I know that that's not your..."
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"I'd like to see a comedy show."
Louie (2010)
"Come on."
Louie (2010)
"I mean, 'cause this is New York, right?"
Louie (2010)
"So there's a lot of immigrants, right?"
Louie (2010)
"We got a lot of immigrants here, right?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, so--"
Louie (2010)
"Um... where you guys from?"
Louie (2010)
"Where's this Internet team from?"
Louie (2010)
"Holy..."
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"You got the Asian, that's the leader-- holy mackerel."
Louie (2010)
"All you need is me, huh?"
Louie (2010)
"You guys are smart!"
Louie (2010)
"He's doing crowd work."
Louie (2010)
"That's-- that's easy."
Louie (2010)
"Do you do crowd work?"
Louie (2010)
"No, but that's just a difference--"
Louie (2010)
"Bro, pass the high five."
Louie (2010)
"Just, I'll be-- I'll see you after."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, no..."
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"Friends?"
Louie (2010)
""Friends that really don't wanna be friends" night?"
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"All right, you guys, good night, everybody."
Louie (2010)
"I'll see you guys."
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"Thank you very much!"
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"Peace, I'm out of here, New York!"
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"Godfrey!"
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"The next young man making his way to the stage,"
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"give some love to Louie C.K!"
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"I-- I--"
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"You guys look like a nice crowd."
Louie (2010)
"Where you-- Ma'am, where are you from?"
Louie (2010)
"I already told the last comedian"
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Where you from, sir?"
Louie (2010)
"Southern California. Southern California?"
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"That's..."
Louie (2010)
"Uh, so..."
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"You play any sports?"
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"How old are you, about 13?"
Louie (2010)
"Well, Amy, it really has been nice talking to you."
Louie (2010)
"It's like they walk through this door into this dark room"
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"Then at around 16,"
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"they come out and they either come out people"
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"Jesus Christ, man."
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"What's up, guys, what's up?"
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"What's your name?"
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"Nice to meet you, Amy."
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"All right."
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"She's my niece."
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"You from out of town?"
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"Yeah, I'm from Boston."
Louie (2010)
"How much do you hate it there?"
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"Very."
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"Amy, I'm gonna go to the bathroom now,"
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"so you just wait here, okay?"
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"... because she invited me and I knew it was gonna suck,"
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"let the suck wash over me."
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"I totally get you, Amy, I totally do."
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"I can never be myself and she hates me."
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