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Clips from The Simpsons - The Kid Is All Right (S25E25)

"to denounce this intrusion of big money into our election."
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"Mm, I'll think about it"
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"while I'm on my listening tour of the cafeteria."
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"Pour me another."
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"It's imaginary."
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"Fine."
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"I got to go."
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"I'll see you later."
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"Bart, I need you to help me win the election."
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"I can help, but it's gonna get rough."
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"I'm fine with rough."
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"Did the good night pixie just kiss my cheek?"
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"Okay, you got my attention."
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"You want to win this election?"
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"Then from now on, you do exactly what I say."
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"First, go make me five pans of brownies."
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"You're just taking advantage of the situation."
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"Hmm, maybe Isabel likes baking."
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"Cakey or gooey?"
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"I'll make both."
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"First, we reel them in."
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"Then, we scare the hell out of them."
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"By discussing the school's budget crisis?"
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"Bombardment!"
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"I associate Isabel with a pain in my tummy."
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"Bombardment?"
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"Miss Simpson,"
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"your platform calls for the creation"
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"of a student-run garden."
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"Organic gardening is an essential part"
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"of 21st century education, teaching both hands-on..."
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"And what programs would you cut to pay"
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"for this precious garden of yours?"
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"The new Wiffle bats?"
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"Pizza Friday?"
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"Sorry, Lisa, you lose again."
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"Remember, you got an ace in the hole:"
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"That's impossible."
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"We've already had the best plumbers"
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"It's in the bag, Lis."
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"Once everybody sees this."
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"Training wheels."
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"And watch this."
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"What am I doing?"
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"Untent! Untent!"
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"I'm sorry, you're fired."
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"Leave the bottle."
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"Welcome to our first in a series of 37 debates--"
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"You're a booger head!"
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"And I say we move beyond name-calling"
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"to solve our real problems."
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"Booger head!"
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"Vote for whoever you want to."
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"To me, these are both losers."
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"Now, the second grade debate between Isabel Gutiérrez"
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"Sounds weird."
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"Mm."
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"Frank Marino, Glen Gloyd."
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"These are men who fought at Omaha Beach."
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"And they are the reason"
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"I'm running for second grade rep."
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"Dios los bendiga a todos."
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"I'll bet my bologna sandwich that girl's gonna win."
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"Oh, a little rich for my blood, sir."
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"Yes, you can fog a mirror, Seymour,"
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"but I wouldn't call you alive."
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"Now, the other candidate, Lisa Simpson."
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"Okay, I'm a liberal."
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"And sometimes that's a dirty word."
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"Liberal."
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"But what liberal really means is someone who believes"
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"that those who have more than enough"
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"should share a little with those who don't."
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"And those principles"
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"have consistently been in place"
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"during this country's most prosperous times."
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"So if that's a liberal, then I am a liberal."
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"Sorry, we're just setting up"
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"Ooh."
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"The Democratic Party pantheon."
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"Such lofty ideals."
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"And here come the spirits."
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"Michael Dukakis, Walter Mondale,"
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"These are all losers!"
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"I'm afraid you're heading for a loss, Lisa."
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"And when we lose, we lose big."
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"What about Obama?"
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"Harry Truman?"
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"Bill Clinton?"
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"Lisa, you're a lot like me."
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"Play the saxophone, come from a small town,"
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"raised by a mother with no help."
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"So, do you know how I can win?"
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"I don't even know why I'm a ghost."
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"All these guys are alive."
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"John Kerry here is Secretary of State."
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"Doing a bang-up job."
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"Well, we still have a long way"
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"to go on Asian currency issues."
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"Absolutely."
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"And, Lisa, I'm only appearing in this dream"
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"so I can visit with you about the Clinton Global Initiative."
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"And to find innovative solutions that will hel..."
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"Hey, hey, hey!"
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"You can't fall asleep in a dream!"
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"I know what I've got to do."
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"Hello, Isabel? Listen..."
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"a meeting devoted to economic recovery and job creation."
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"You used to be fun!"
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"Kevin Costner used to be a movie star."
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"Get over it."
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"Li-sa? Li-sa, uh, Simpsone."
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"Yes."
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"Uh, ladies."
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"I just want to say, I don't care about politics,"
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"If my friend Lisa wins, so be it."
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"Stop showboating."
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"Back in the banner shed you go."
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"for class representative."
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"One brief announcement: the tainted Greek salad"
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