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Clips from The Simpsons - The Kid Is All Right (S25E25)

"If you haven't guessed, Lisa, I'm a Republican."
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"A Lincoln Republican?"
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"Not really."
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"A Reagan Republican?"
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"Keep going."
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"First President Bush?"
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"it was amusing to see you thoroughly de-high-horsed."
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"That isn't a word."
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"I just can't believe someone like you"
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"would be a Republican."
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"I mean, isn't your last name Gutiérrez?"
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"I'm just saying that people of your heritage--"
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"which could be any one of many heritages,"
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"I'm not pigeonholing..."
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"Is it a Catholic thing?"
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"I'm a non-observant Jew from Argentina."
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"Ay, caramba!"
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"Uh, there-there's a caramba in my eye?"
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"Hmm? Lisa, is everything okay?"
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"Yes. Why?"
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"Because you're doing your homework"
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"She's a... Republican!"
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"What is so funny?"
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"They are, huh?"
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"I thought I'd show you this"
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"when you were older, but..."
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"You voted for Reagan?!"
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"It was a crazy time, the '80s."
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"You don't hear me listening to the Thompson Twins anymore."
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"♪ Hold me now..."
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"So, you were going through a phase?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"All right, '80s party! Where's the beef?"
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"Tear down that wall!"
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"Because I think the beef is behind that wall!"
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"Hmm."
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"Hmm."
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"♪ You say I'm a dreamer..."
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"Now get up here, boy!"
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"We're gonna do "The Super Bowl Shuffle.""
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"No! You never let me be Mike Singletary!"
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"Fine. You're Mike Singletary."
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"Enjoy your mediocre coaching career."
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"♪ My name is Homer, I'm a real fullback ♪"
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"♪ Gonna run that ball, don't want no flack ♪"
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"♪ If you try to run, you'll get a heart attack ♪"
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"Why you little...!"
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"♪ Hey, big man, don't want no trouble ♪"
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"♪ I'm just here to do "The Super Bowl... ♪"
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"♪ Shuffle...""
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"Excuse me."
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"People's views change."
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"Bobby Kennedy worked for Joe McCarthy."
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"Isabel's only eight. As she grows up,"
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"surprising things will happen to her body..."
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"Hmm."
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"Hmm."
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"Listen, I'm really sorry about..."
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"No, it's okay."
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"My mom says you're just going through a liberal phase."
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"What?! My mom says you're going through a conservative phase."
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"Conservatives only get more conservative."
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"Because every year,"
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"Listen, we're both eight years old."
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"Can't we just play Monopoly or something?"
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"My father owns a monopoly!"
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"That young filly is exactly the kind of candidate"
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"we need to start recruiting!"
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"She's a young, dynamic Latina."
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"Yee-haw! I said that just right!"
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"Blue!"
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"Yeah, we must reach her and groom her"
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"before she fattens up like Chris Christie."
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"But despite my mirthful remarks, obesity is no laughing matter."
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"Oh, looks like I'll be running against Isabel."
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"And Ralph?"
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"Just call me Ralph Nader."
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"I don't know why. Isabel!"
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"same-sex field trip buddies,"
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"providing class pets with a path to citizenship..."
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"And no digging up past relationships."
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"I'm sure your researchers know all about it."
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"This is the first I've heard of it."
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"Really? But I got this!"
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"Ew."
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"How long has it been since you washed your stomach?"
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"You can't ask that anymore!"
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"Quit shoving!"
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"I'd like a word with you, young lady."
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"How did you get in there?"
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"Here's the scoop."
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"so we can't afford to have you lose."
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"from the Inquisition to the delightful Franco years."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Move over! I know how to talk to kids."
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"We want to give you a little present."
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"I'd rather do this myself."
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"But who'd own you then?"
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"Whoa, nicely done."
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"You've charmed another one right into the arms"
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"Maybe we can help her without her knowing we're helping her."
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"No one says I can't buy a second grade election."
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"Why, I had enough money to fix People Magazine's"
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"that I was alive."
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"Right here!"
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"Describe every taste."
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"And don't forget the brain freeze."
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"Sir, I am lactose-intolerant."
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"And I'm back-talk-allergic!"
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"So start eating!"
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"And, Bart, I'll pick you up after school"
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"to take you to karate lessons."
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"Mom, after six weeks, I figured out"
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"I am strictly middle of the road."
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"Idiot!"
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"Wha...?!"
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"I'm as bewildered as you are."
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"Grooming? Yuck!"
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"Unfortunately, I can't stop it."
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"Well, then you could use your free speech"
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