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Clips from The Simpsons - Burns' Heir (S05E05)

"You good folks can rest easy because you've come to the very best in legal representation."
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"Uh, excuse me. Is there an OrangeJulius stand on this floor?"
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"I'll sell you this one. It's almost full."
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"Why don't I drink out of a toilet bowl?"
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"He'll be back. As for your case, don't you worry."
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"[ Slurping ]"
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"This court rules in favor of Montgomery Burns."
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"I find that he is clearly the boy's biological father."
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"[ Happy Chattering ]"
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"Uh,Judge, these won't be ready until Thursday."
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"You know, we should really stop hiring him."
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"[ Whistle Tooting ]"
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"But it won't be back for three hours and 40 minutes."
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"Mr. Burns gives you everything you could ever want."
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"My parents use that old love excuse to screw me out of toys."
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"Well, I'm sure you'd like to be alone with your possessions."
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"Um, Milhouse, if you stay a little while longer..."
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"you can have this blazer."
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"- It's a Bob Mackie original. - Wow!"
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"A Bob Mackie!"
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"Uh... sorry, Bart."
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"[ Groaning ] Oh."
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"Bartholomew, you don't need him. I can be your school yard chum."
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"Five, 23, skidoo. Hut, hut!"
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"[ Grunts, Panting ]"
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"Oh!"
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"For me? But I don't know how to drive."
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"[ Laughing ] Whoa-ho! Whoo-hoo!"
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"Whoa! Whoa!"
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"- That was some ride. - You're telling me."
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"[ Man ] Mr. and Mrs. Simpson..."
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"your son has clearly been brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr. Burns."
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"Are you sure you can get him back for us?"
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"I'm the one who successfully deprogrammed Jane Fonda, you know."
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"- What about Peter Fonda? - Oh, that was a heartbreaker."
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"But I did get Paul McCartney out of Wings."
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"What you are doing is wrong, wrong, wrong!"
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"Ooh."
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"Aww! [ Kissing ]"
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"- Homer, that's Hans Moleman. - Can I keep him anyway? Huh? Huh?"
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"[ TV] " ...Scratchy Show ""
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"[ Laughing Continues ] Funny."
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"Did you see that? That mouse butchered that cat like a hog.!"
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"Is all TV this wonderful?"
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"Um, I'd kind of like to go home now."
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"I-- What? What was that?"
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"but I want to go home to my family."
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"[ Sighs ] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this..."
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"[ Stilted Speech ] I do not miss Bart at all."
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"[ Shaky Voice ] I am glad he's gone."
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"It's probably my imagination..."
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"but something about them didn't seem quite right."
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"Really? Excuse me for just a moment."
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"People, that was all wrong!"
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"Homer Simpson doesn't say ''B'oh.'' He says--"
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"''D'oh.''"
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"[ British Accent ] Sorry, M.B., but I'm having trouble with this character."
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"Is he supposed to have some kind of neurological impairment..."
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"like Rain Man or Awakenings?"
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"And this dialogue has none of the wit and sparkle of Murphy Brown."
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"[ Low Voice ] Hey, you know we're getting into golden time?"
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"or you'll all be back doing Come Blow Your Horn at the Westport Dinner Theater."
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"All right then. Let's see what the old Simpson family is up to now."
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"Duh-oh!"
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"[ Groans ] That's them, all right."
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"I guess you're the only one I can trust."
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"Lisa, what are you doing?"
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"Just trying to fill the void of random, meaningless destruction..."
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"that Bart's absence has left in our hearts."
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"- [ Yelps ] - That's sweet, honey."
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"- It's a little tight. - Yes, that's to correct your posture."
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"Soon you'll have a mighty hump."
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"Now you really are my son."
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"Excellent."
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"Okay, let's make this sporting, Leonard."
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"If you can tell me why I shouldn't fire you without using the letter ''E''..."
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"you can keep your job."
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"Uh, okay. Um--"
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"- I'm a good work-- guy. - You're fired."
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"- But I didn't say-- - You will."
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"Eeeeeeee!"
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"Let me try one."
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"Mmm. Mmm. Hey, the trail of donuts ended."
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"- [ Gasps ] Bart! - [ Gasps ] Homer!"
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"And a perfect opportunity for you to prove your loyalty."
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"Go ahead, Bartholomew. You may fire when ready."
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"- [ Groans ] - [ Whimpers ]"
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"Hurry."
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"the gift certificate from Blockbuster Video..."
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"the freedom to do whatever you want."
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"I'll miss you, Son."
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"I'm sorry, Dad."
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"Fire me?"
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"That does it. You can never be my son."
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"- A little to the left. - Huh? Oh, very well."
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"- Eeeeeeee! - [ Gasps ]"
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"Sir, try to land on Leonard's carcass!"
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"saying we didn't want you in our family..."
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"- but those were just actors playing us. - How do you know?"
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"Because one of them hung out with me for a week, trying to get my character down."
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"Yeah, me too. That midget taught me a lot about his native Estonia."
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"The point is, the real Simpson family missed you a lot..."
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"and we're really glad you're home. [ Kisses ]"
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"- I love you guys. - Right back at you, Son."
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"[ All Sighing ]"
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"And now I want you to meet your new brother, Hans Moleman."
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"Cowabunga, dudes."
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"[ Kissing ]"
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"Give it a try. It's like kissing a peanut. [ Chuckling ]"
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"[ Kissing ]"
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"[ Marge ] Homer, I want that thing out of my house."
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"[ Kissing Continues ]"
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"[ Kissing Continues ]"
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"Life... flashing..."
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"eyes."
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"- Vast. - [ Excited Chattering ]"
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""Zing, zing, zing went my heart strings-- " [ Grunts ]"
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"Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately, you know, Smithers."
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