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Clips from King of the Hill - The Exterminator (S05E05)

"You see, unlike the human, the rat drags his testes as he walks."
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"This creates a urine trail."
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"Shmask. Mask, shmask."
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"have eroded your sinuses and coated your lungs..."
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"with a substance I can't quite identify."
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"Look, Dale, the doctor thinks you should quit exterminating."
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"- Your body can't handle any more poisons. - Can, too."
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"Of course, I'm rounding that number up."
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"That was a bad, bad move, Hank."
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"She's here, too? That's it."
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"You will not regret it."
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"Nancy, did you borrow my rat-urine detector?"
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"I donated it to charity. You're too sick to exterminate, sug'."
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""I'm not quitting, you incompetent quack.""
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"I love exterminating."
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"- And I need to work to support them. - I support us."
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"You've been here, what? 13? You're in over your head."
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"Madagascar hissing cockroaches."
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"We will breed servant roaches."
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"As long as we ensure that I'm the first thing the roaches see..."
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"when they are born, they will think I am their mother..."
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"We'll train them to do worse things than that, Joseph."
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"[Gasps]"
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"NANCY: Oh, my Lord."
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"That's how you spend your days?"
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"Who ate all the chopped meat? That was dinner."
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"Guess who I saw at the Mega Lo Mart?"
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"You ever tried replacing a cockroach's blood with root beer?"
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"trying to get me to change my long-distance service?"
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"You know, you used to..."
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"I didn't mean to brag."
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"It's just that we were having spectacular sex."
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"Yeah, but not so much lately, huh?"
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"I mean, would you want to sleep with a bum?"
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"See, there's nothing sexier than a man with a nine-to-five job."
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"- The one with the underbite? - Yeah."
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"and she's putting in a good word for you to replace her."
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"Well, I hope she puts it in writing..."
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"And I type 30 words per minute. Can we make out?"
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"You didn't have to drive me to work."
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"Well, that's not what you told Bobby."
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"Ass."
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"Well, we're a team at Stik-Tek."
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"And a team is only as strong as its weakest player."
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"That's you."
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"Not at Stik-Tek."
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"You're bald."
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"Welcome to Stik-Tek."
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"I tried that. Rodriguez is last. Always has been."
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"Check this out."
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"I heard from that guy in Accounts Payable, the one with the vintage glasses..."
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"that they were at Bennigan's sharing mozzarella sticks."
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"Check number 8429, cleared."
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"Invoice number 134773."
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"Amount $17.47."
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"Check number 3524, cleared."
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"Invoice 134774. Amount $6.19."
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"Mr. Gribble, what did I tell you?"
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"One more slip-up and you lose your privileges..."
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"- Are we clear? - Clear."
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"I don't know if I can wait for Dale any longer."
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"Hey, Dale, what's new in the world of adhesives?"
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"Well, we were each issued two Stik-Tek brand stick-it pads."
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"I should tell you about Special Project F..."
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"and maybe piña colada."
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"What?"
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"Dad, since you're spending so much time at work..."
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"That's the coffee talking, and the fluorescent lighting."
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"And the excruciating headache."
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"But in the real world, people have to spend all night reconciling invoices..."
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"or Miss Pitman won't let them wear chinos and a knit shirt next Friday!"
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"Dale, what are you doing to the Bug-a-Bago?"
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"My turn to drive the car pool..."
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"Why don't you just take off her antennas?"
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"I can't fire Bert."
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"He and I started at Stik-Tek at the same time..."
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"When I was an exterminator, I killed living "isms.""
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"Well, since you're about the only one here..."
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"Fire him?"
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"Aren't you the receptionist?"
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"Well, l..."
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"That was very decisive."
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"You know the price."
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"Pack your stuff and get out by the end of the day."
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"- Miss Pitman? - I fought for you, Sal. Honestly."
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"Firing Gladstone? Sure. Gladstone!"
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"What a day."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"and give off oxygen which I use throughout the day."
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"You're not an executive."
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"Hold it in until we get to the restaurant."
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"- It'll be 14 years next week. - No, it won't."
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"I'm hungry, she has to pee, and he has to get back to work..."
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"[Sobs]"
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"DALE: Sh-sh-shah to you!"
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"Then let me replace it with this image."
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"Thought so."
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"Carl..."
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"I'm trying to fire this incompetent fool with compassion."
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"But, Dad!"
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"But, Dad, you're not supposed to inhale any more poison."
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"but only one way to kill bugs?"
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"Please return to your lunch."
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"Yeah, I did. And I didn't, did I?"
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"You were the best human resources manager Stik-Tek ever had."
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"And I'm going all the way back to when we were Stik Co."
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"Yes, sir. He was underneath that cabinet."
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"Male testes confirmed."
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"- Shouldn't you be wearing a mask? - Mask, smask."
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"[Breathing heavily]"
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"Mr. Gribble, 22 years of breathing in toxins..."
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"I would like that substance back. It belongs to me."
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"[Sighs]"
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"If you don't quit, you won't live to 50."
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"She had to stop at home to get your real IDs."
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"I'll tell you what I told that doctor:"
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"Pretty close, though."
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"Dale, you have a family who needs you."
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"- But I contribute. - You pay the cable bill."
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"Come on, sug', if not for me, then for Joseph."
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