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Clips from Friends - The One That Could Have Been: Part 1 (S06E06)

"I bet I'd still be doing my karate."
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"Maybe the problem was pronouncing it "ka-ra-tay.""
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"A massage client who worked there said I had a knack for stocks."
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"No, heh, no, it's me. Ross."
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"- Yeah. Right. - Wow! How are you?"
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"- So, um, how's Monica? - Really, really great."
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"Actually, she's right down the street. Um, you should stop by and say hi."
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"Can anyone else name a well-known seed that's been masquerading as a nut?"
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"- Bye. - Bye-bye."
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"- Great! Welcome aboard. - Okay!"
Friends
"- Hey. MONICA: Hey, Phoebe."
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"Oh! Hang on!"
Friends
"No, it's okay. It's okay. You're allowed one mistake."
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"Thanks."
Friends
"Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives just walked in here!"
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"Go!"
Friends
"All right, from now on your name is Joan."
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"You're his bitch."
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"...and I lost $13 million."
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"- Still a dry spell with Carol? - Yeah."
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"You need to spice things up."
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"You could be two stockbrokers, rolling naked on the trading floor..."
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"...where I unwind after a long day of "surgeoning.""
Friends
"Alrighty. What do you say we head back to my place?"
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"Me hopping in on you in the shower there?"
Friends
"I was a total jerk. Completely over the line."
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"Oh, my God. You're a 30-year-old virgin."
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"Oh, what do you know, virgin?"
Friends
"Hello?"
Friends
"Jack was making sure you were getting better."
Friends
"Okay."
Friends
"Wait, don't you have to pay for..."
Friends
"My last Kit Kat bar."
Friends
"Hey, you guys, guess what?"
Friends
"Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce."
Friends
"[ALL CHATTERING]"
Friends
"What is the matter with you?"
Friends
"No. Barry and Mindy."
Friends
"Oh, sorry. I hear "divorce," I immediately go to Ross. Heh."
Friends
"Who's Barry and Mindy?"
Friends
"Barry was the guy I almost married, and Mindy was my best friend."
Friends
"Wasn't he cheating on you with her?"
Friends
"That just means he was falling asleep on top of her instead of me."
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"Can you imagine if I'd married him? How different would my life be?"
Friends
"I know. I've always wondered how different life would be..."
Friends
"...if I'd never gotten divorced."
Friends
"- Which time? - The first time!"
Friends
"Imagine if Carol hadn't realized she was a lesbian."
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"I can't. I keep seeing it the good way."
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"Towards the end of our marriage, I did karate as a way of releasing the tension..."
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"...from, you know, not doing anything else physical."
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"What if I was still fat?"
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"You wouldn't be dating me, that's for sure."
Friends
"Sure I would."
Friends
"[ALL CHATTERING]"
Friends
"What? You guys think I'm that shallow?"
Friends
"No, I think Monica was that fat."
Friends
"Hey, imagine if I'd never gotten fired off Days of Our Lives."
Friends
"Hey. Hey, there's Carol again."
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"What if I had had the guts to quit my job?"
Friends
"I'd probably be writing for The New Yorker, being paid to be funny."
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"But my job's fun too. I mean, tomorrow..."
Friends
"...I don't have to wear a tie."
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"What if I'd taken that job at Merrill Lynch?"
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"- What? - Merrill Lynch?"
Friends
"Why didn't you take it?"
Friends
"At that time, you see, I thought that everything that rhymed was true."
Friends
"So I thought if I worked with stocks..."
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"...I'd have to live in a box and only eat lox and have a pet fox."
Friends
"Do you think if all those things happened, we'd still hang out?"
Friends
"Oh, my God. Rachel Green?"
Friends
"Aah! Rob Tilman!"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Ross Tilman."
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"- No. No, no. Ross Geller. - Of course! Monica's brother."
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"- Good. Good, I'm married. - Oh! Me too! Ha, ha."
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"- Isn't it the best? - Oh, it's the best. Heh."
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"[BOTH SIGH]"
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"- Oh, I would love to. - Yeah, she'd be so excited."
Friends
"- Oh, okay. - Come on."
Friends
"...Busty Ladies?"
Friends
"No, that's okay. Some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but I..."
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"[BOTH LAUGH]"
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"So, Monica, still going out with Dr. Boring, huh?"
Friends
"He's not boring. He's just..."
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"He's just low-key."
Friends
"- Here you go, one hazelnut latte. - Thank you."
Friends
"You know, the hazelnut, actually not a nut."
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"It's a seed."
Friends
"Wow."
Friends
"Oh, dear God. Let me think."
Friends
"Hey."
Friends
"Oh, no. What's the matter?"
Friends
"I got another rejection letter."
Friends
"They said my writing was funny, just not "Archie Comic funny.""
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"I gotta get back to the hospital."
Friends
"- All right. - Okay."
Friends
"Oh, uh, by the way, the answer is the Brazil nut."
Friends
"Was his question, "What's more boring than him?""
Friends
"Hey, man. Sorry about that Archie thing."
Friends
"You, uh, need me to give you some money?"
Friends
"Hey, I may have no money, but I still have my pride."
Friends
"Really?"
Friends
"Eh."
Friends
"Joey doesn't have to give you money."
Friends
"- TV stars have assistants, right? - That's an idea."
Friends
"If I hire an assistant, would you take money from her?"
Friends
"No, Joey. Chandler could be your assistant."
Friends
"He could answer your fan mail and stuff."
Friends
"That would be great! Let's do that!"
Friends
"I could use the money. Give me time to write."
Friends
"All right. I need to use the bathroom."
Friends
"Since I don't need assistance in there, take a break!"
Friends
"All right."
Friends
"- Guess what? - What?"
Friends
"Joey just hired Chandler."
Friends
"Oh, that's so sweet."
Friends
"[CELL PHONE RINGING]"
Friends
"Hang on!"
Friends
"Go!"
Friends
"No. No, no. I said sell when it hits 50!"
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