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Clips from Scrubs - My Best Moment (S04E04)

"Who's the idiot now?"
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"- I'm in a worse mood. - Why did I do it?"
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"Kelso's got this stupid outreach program"
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"What do you think his family's gonna be like?"
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"to talk to pre-med students about what it's like to be a doctor."
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"Buckle up, buddy."
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"Hey, kids, I'm Dr Dorian."
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"I suggest applying it twice a day for extra hold, OK?"
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"I'd say my best moment was probably my second year, New Year's eve."
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"You know, that's my first grandchild."
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"No, I didn't. But I did watch."
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"And I am a doctor."
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"yours truly rang in the new year with grandma."
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"I totally get it."
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"OK. Now you're in a bit of a pickle, cos the older lady you're talking about"
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"- They look ridiculous. - What?!"
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"and winds up with you shattering some old man's hand."
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"checking into the hospital during holidays. I think I'll tell Elliot that."
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"Hi."
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"That's my dad."
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"- he dropped me in ten seconds. - I got him with a power kick."
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"Thanks."
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"It's a waffle cone."
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"Don't you get that from kissing?"
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"Dr Cox."
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"Hold that thought, Newbie. One, two, three, four."
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"For God's sakes. Take a look around, would you?"
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"Hello?"
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"But since I'm not in the mood"
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"But most are gonna stay and live forever and ever and ever."
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"It's the holidays. There's a sweet little kid involved."
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"Hey, would you keep an eye on Tyler here while we take care of his dad?"
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"Hi!"
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"My dad's in the ICU."
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"- Scan his head. - Ordered it."
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"so you have to sell it with your eyes."
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"Sell it..."
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"A man just fainted over there. Are you a doctor?"
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"Easy on the Bahama. Heavy on the Mama."
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"So... what do you wanna be when you grow up?"
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"Can I have some chocolate milk?"
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"There's a vending machine right outside that door."
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"Hopefully lighting the crap outta St Martha's auditorium."
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"Damn!"
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"It's OK. They're just stressed out."
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"Anytime a doctor disrespects me, I respond with a little note."
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"I have as much medical expertise as anyone."
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"- What? - I'm kidding!"
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"Enough back-seat doctoring. I got this."
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"- everything turns to crap? - I gave that kid money"
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"- I'm sorry, what? - Kelso said no insurance."
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"Gotta stabilise the guy then bounce him."
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"I can't figure this out. Maybe if we tried stress-dose steroids."
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"I'll tell Cox that. I can't figure this out."
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"You got that covered."
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"Get a stat abdominal CT."
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"It's pretty impossible to feel focused or detached"
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"I wouldn't worry about that."
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"That's neat."
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"Maybe we can play catch sometime."
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"Come on, Tyler."
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"Cool."
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"Hang in there, Steve."
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"So... How did you stop being scared?"
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"- Get it together, Steve! - I'm trying!"
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"Come here. Here you go."
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"He's like a..."
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"Suffice to say that it turns out, at first,"
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"So don't pretend that all this attention you throw at him"
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"you ought to back off once in a while."
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"cos you know I'm right, and my jeans do look good."
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"but that was stuff to pick up chicks."
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"How vulnerable we felt. So we all stood around, pretended to work,"
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"and waited for someone to come through that door"
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"We still got a lotta work to do."
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"Turk, check the post-op films in radiology."
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"And the doctors actually listened to me."
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"But I knocked the surgery right out the park."
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"And I decided to pull some strings for the guy..."
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"Honest to God, I wouldn't have believed it"
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"Wire to wire."
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"And that was my best moment in medicine."
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"Almost there."
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"All the way from the parking lot. I told you I could do it!"
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"Despite my burning thighs, giving that piggyback ride was worth it,"
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"because I'm sure it put him in a great mood."
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"where families are allowed to observe surgeries."
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"You should have seen that family..."
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"Standing there emotionless. Silently judging me."
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"And today I gotta do a colectomy on that guy."
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"There's a tumour in there!"
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"You didn't go to the black family"
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"yelling at the movie screen stereotype, did you?"
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"Like a bear to honey."
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"Don't worry. I gotcha."
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"So basically, it's a topical application"
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"Excellent query. OK, then. Anybody else?"
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"Reuben again."
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"What was your best moment in medicine?"
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"A young pregnant woman could barely make it to the hospital."
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"Did you deliver him?"
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"And you look amazing!"
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"So even though Dr Mickhead actually delivered the kid,"
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"That's how I do it."
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"Older ladies know how to work it."
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"better not be me and it sure as hell better not be somebody else."
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"- So, what do you have to say? - Your favourite jeans are too tight."
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"I'm in trouble anyway, and it needed to be said."
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"Unfortunately for you, that's not true. Right?"
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"Wow."
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"I'll tell you what my best moment in medicine was."
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"- Call it. - I'm not giving up on this guy."
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"- Prop his hand up. - What?"
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"- You take this one, Perry. - Great moment, dumb ass."
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"Starts with a profound misunderstanding of how the human body works,"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"There's nothing sadder than a young guy"
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"Nothing sadder than a young guy checking into the hospital on the holidays."
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"And that."
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"Hey! You brought Tyler a new ice-cream cone."
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