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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - My Mom, Greg's Mom and Josh's Sweet Dance Moves! (S01E01)

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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- _ - ("We wish you a merry Christmas" playing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"("We wish you a merry Christmas" stops)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Chanukah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ one day I was crying a lot ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's a sexist term."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's the real Christmas."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dude, have a nog."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have to spend the day shopping for gifts for my mother"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Nutmeg me. - I don't know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"my mother trots out Greg."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Man, the holidays blow when you're old."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, that's just one of the coaches dressed up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Elevator bell dings)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"in your proposed industrial park other than a pigeon..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How's everything?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"chocolate chip cookies, but the sharing and..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Also, again, I'm not trying to please her. Or anyone."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, well, I'll do my best,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Poached eggs,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm three pounds over. We're not eating eggs."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was talking to Principal Kessler,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just your grade?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Principal Kessler's married."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm not gonna lie to feed into her dysfunction."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Where's the bathroom? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I don't mean that as an insult ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm just stating it as fact ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's upstairs."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Okay, fine, I need the walk ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ well, your house is dot, dot, dot charming ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ When did you stop wearing makeup? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Are you sure that you're not gay? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'd still love you if you were gay ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ where the hell your stupid bathroom is ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ or any decorative soaps ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ you don't even have a bath mat, who doesn't ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ to boycott cheddar cheese ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'll be back in a moment ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It is so cozy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's still light out. In New York,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"For once,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"("Jingle Bells" playing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just need to grab something for two kids who are either six"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, I know you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I'm gonna try very hard not to hold it against you"?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. It says you're old and still think kids play outside."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"roast beef, shrimp, salmon?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Good news. I settled the big parking lot case."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And sand storm. (Chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It is national Christmas sweater day!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"all your wacky decisions,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Laughs): Oh, my God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I was bringing my mother by"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Underprivileged lawyers? - Underpr..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sounds like an oxymoron."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hold on. Watch. Um,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I wish you could see it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and all of them are in Israel right now,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I was invited, too, but I wanted to be here for you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Who's that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Level five mom-pleaser alert. Whoo, whoo..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's a strange wave."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She isn't strange, is she?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Paula and Naomi laugh)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- A British Jew? - Yes!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That is fabulous."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I took a corporate improv class,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am doing you a huge favor,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know I'm not 15, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Fair point."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Sighs) You ready to be in the real housewives"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know it's not a show."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Who's this?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I've been dying for Greg to bring some friends around."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"perpetuates economic disparity. Right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's not what I meant."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are they?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Greg, my boobs are real."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Double shift at Aloha Tech."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's-it's just Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"where I didn't eat carbohydrates for months. Mm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I passed out at Bloomingdale's."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Laughing): I love that joke, mom."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I think I'm about to get it!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're actually getting along."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's that... that final drop of mother's milk."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I thought: Pretty and elegant,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thank you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna keep it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And, uh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Now I've got a gift for you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You do?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh. (Laughs) - Open it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Big."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh... I ran out this morning."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Maybe later."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Right? We can do it..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Later."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He's easy on the eyes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He's just a client."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'll... I'll be just one second."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's up?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. Bye."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and he wanted to meet with me tonight,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Doesn't he have a wife or anything?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no, no, no, no, no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(indistinct chatter)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So that is when I told my little Becca"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"gave you HPV during an interview?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'cause I get so hyper from sugar."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, why don't you call her "mom"?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is 'cause I thought that you were cute"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sorry, poopsy over here hasn't had his nap yet."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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