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Clips from The Office - Broke (S05E05)

"I lied!"
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"We've been making 5:00 a.m. Deliveries for a couple weeks now."
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"that just really makes me sick."
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"(HONKING)"
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"Arrest that man!"
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"Your doughnuts make me go nuts!"
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"It was either this or an old school bus with an owl living in it."
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"Oh, awesome. You're a lifesaver."
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"(PANTING)"
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"Okay, who covers Vars Pet Grooming?"
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"What are we supposed to do? They keep undercutting us on price."
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"But... Charles."
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"Been there, done that."
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"You know what we need? We need some couches in here."
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"Why would I love that?"
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"Can we afford a delivery guy?"
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"Like in a dorm room, you put your desk underneath,"
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"you have your loft up top, you can sleep up top."
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"We should look into that."
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"Charles and I were waiting for you."
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"I feel like I should be thanking you."
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"You know, I just want to address everyone first."
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"Hi."
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"has siphoned off a large chunk of our core business,"
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"and I'm here, I just want to reassure everyone"
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"Rest assured. Jim, can you come in with us, please?"
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"(WHISPERING) You know, David, Dwight's been my guy, okay?"
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"He shows promise."
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"MICHAEL: They are correct, sir."
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"Why do you think Staples and Dunder Mifflin can't match your prices?"
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"Yeah."
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"Okay, sure... Right. So..."
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"Just explain what that is. Explain what you think that is."
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"TY: Okay. Just explain it."
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"As you sell more paper and your company grows, so will your costs."
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"Our prices are the only thing keeping us in business."
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"Hi, Jerry. Michael Scott."
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"Yeah, we did. We got the check."
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"and said, "Drive, kid. I trust you.""
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"Now, would corporate approve a temporary price reduction for returning customers?"
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"I agree. It just..."
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"I say we fill Michael's office with bees. My apiarist owes me a favor."
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"(SIGHS) Really?"
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"And then we will come back, start fresh, sort this out."
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"You're just out of business?"
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"I don't know what I'm going to do."
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"Oh, yeah, well, don't worry about it. We'll figure it out. We'll be okay."
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"That's what Michael said."
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"Good, right? Hello?"
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"Steve Martirs not dead, Michael. I know."
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"But I always thought that the day that he died would be the worst day of my life."
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"And I was wrong. It's this."
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"I would love that."
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"I applied to Old Navy, Target and Walmart."
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"I went to Fort Lauderdale."
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"Yeah, it was amazing."
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"There is a great pad thai place, though."
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"There's a lot I haven't done."
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"Can I just say... Can I say something?"
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"There is a hive of bees outside the front door."
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"We kidnap the queen, extract her alarm pheromones,"
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"Yes. Yes, I was going to say the same thing. We can buy him out."
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"Oh, I don't know. You know, they've taken a good deal of clients, so..."
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"You know what? Why don't I do it, okay?"
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"You know I love a good guessing game,"
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"Turns out you guys have made a pretty big dent in the Dunder Mifflin sales."
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"(EXCLAIMS) No."
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"I will see you titans of industry upstairs."
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"That's a pun. Got it."
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"MICHAEL: Yep."
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"Okay, so you're not going to reveal in any way that we're broke?"
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"that might indicate we are going broke."
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"(EXCLAIMS) No, Michael."
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"$12,000."
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"I don't even want to hear what your first offer was."
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"What do you hear?"
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"Here's the situation. Your company is four weeks old."
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"I don't know how your prices are so low. But I know it can't keep up that way."
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"Okay, now, I don't know that I can get this. I do have to go to the board for approval."
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"We're going to have to talk about this. Just amongst ourselves."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God. $60,000?"
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"We are so rich."
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"Please hold."
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"Which can only mean one thing. They are total failures."
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"Great work, Dwight. Quiet, you."
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"So, how long can they stay viable?"
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"I'm going to answer Charles first."
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"Because he's solved zero cases."
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"Yeah."
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"We need jobs."
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"I would rather have $60,000, honestly."
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"Agreed?"
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"RYAN: Yeah, discuss these things..."
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"I want my old job back, I want my old parking space back,"
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"(SCOFFS) I'm not firing Charles. He's very valuable."
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"No."
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"Thank you."
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"That's right. Okay."
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"Please continue. And Ryan."
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"Ryan cost Dunder Mifflin hundreds of thousands of dollars, Michael."
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"He is like a son to me."
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"You're talking about salary, plus health benefits..."
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"You're talking about a multi-million dollar buyout."
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"These are our demands."
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"Our company is won'th nothing."
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"Business isn't about money to me, David."
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"If tomorrow my company goes under, I will just start another paper company,"
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"Michael... That's one of them."
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"Our balls are in your court."
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"(ALL EXCLAIMING)"
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"MICHAEL: There are certain defining moments in a persors life."
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"and the day he sells that business back to Dunder Mifflin."
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"It is far too early to tell."
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"I just know that I am flying high, and I don't even want to think about it."
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"Hey, guys... No. No, you're done."
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"MICHAEL: It's 4:30 in the morning. Do you know where your kids are?"
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"If you are Ryars parents or Pam's parents or my parents, you do."
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"Who am I? Nothing to fear."
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"I am just a 44-year-old guy with a paper route."
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"(HONKING)"
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