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Clips from The Simpsons - Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish' (S07E07)

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"we'd all love to share in your wisdom, experience, yadda, yadda, yadda."
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"Why, just this morning I sentenced my 46th man to death."
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"would like to come up front now and give someone else a chance to interrupt."
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"Why is he always making up those crazy stories?"
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"You wouldn't shut them away like second-class citizens."
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"Eh, this junk was hardly worth gettin' up for."
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"Maybe if I go back to sleep for a few days, some good mail will build up."
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"As soon as you're in your pressboard coffin..."
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"I mean, I'm familiar with his physical state..."
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"Ah, just the man I need."
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"Ah, Marion Barry. Is it time for another shipment already?"
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"Hey, what the- I'm up! I'm up!"
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"Hot diggety! My family's come to visit me!"
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"Wrinkly gibberish?"
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"All right, very funny."
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"Hey! Burnsie found some pictures."
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"Yeah. I could buy chicken dinners three times a day."
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"How many of you are familiar with the concept of a tontine?"
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"My own grandson thinks I'm a liar."
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"Now give me your key to the Hellfish bonanza."
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"Well, I'm off to get the paintings. As they say, "time is Monets. ""
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"Santa?"
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"Uh, yes. But we gotta act fast."
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"If you run out of air, tug on the rope-"
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"You could've made sergeant."
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"I'll take the masterpieces. Thank you."
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"Consarn it!"
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"Now, Burnsie, there's one thing we don't stand for in the Hellfish..."
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"And that means the paintings are mine!"
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"You're rich, Grampa! You did it!"
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"We've been helping the German government search for this stolen art for 50 years."
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"to the descendant of its rightful owner."
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"Ja, ja, ja. Mach schnell mit the art things, huh?"
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"I must get back to Dance Central in Stuttgart in time to see Kraftwerk."
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"I won't get embarrassed. I don't care who knows I love my grampa."
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"Shh!"
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"D'oh!"
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"Grampa! I don't mind when you spit at home."
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"But I have to work with these people."
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"Oh, jabber jacks! Schoolhouse don't put out spittoons, I ain't responsible."
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"All right, seniors..."
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"Let's start with Milhouse's grandfather."
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"Uh, how many of you have a house?"
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"All right. Now how many of you drove your house to school today?"
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"- Huh? - What?"
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"Well, I did."
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"No, I'm not Superman. I just own an R.V."
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"- Last fall, we won a chili cook-off in Beaumont, Texas. - Wow!"
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"You're livin'in a fool's paradise, Van Houten."
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"If you fell down in the shower, that thing'd be your tomb."
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"Grampa, hush! Here. Why don't you spit some more?"
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"No, 47 th."
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"Wow, 47! I love you, Grandpa."
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"Yeah, well, I may not have a fancy black bathrobe..."
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"and a hammer like Snooty..."
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"but I do have slippers and an oatmeal spoon."
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"- Look! - Bart, perhaps your grandfather..."
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"Oh, please, no."
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"About time, knothead."
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"Now- Hey, listen!"
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"Now, my story begins in nineteen dickety-two."
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"We had to say "dickety," 'cause the kaiser had stolen our word "twenty. ""
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"I chased that rascal to get it back..."
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"but gave up after dickety-six miles."
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"Dickety? Highly dubious."
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"What are you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie."
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"Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks..."
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"to discuss how I invented the "terlet. ""
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"Stop your snickering! I spent three years on that terlet!"
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"And then he claimed he was the one who turned cats and dogs against each other."
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"Maybe it's time we put him in one where he can't get out."
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"No! Old people deserve our respect."
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"Look atJacques Cousteau and Goldie Hawn."
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"Second-class!"
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"What about Social Security, bus discounts..."
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"medic alert jewelry, Gold Bond powder..."
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"pants all the way up to your armpits..."
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"and all those other senior perks."
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"Oh, if you ask me, old folks have it pretty sweet."
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"Mm, let's see."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Hey, what's this? "Asa Phelps has"-"
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"The seventh Hellfish is dead!"
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"That means the fortune's almost mine."
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"Asa Phelps spent his entire life in Springfield..."
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"except for a four-year service in World War II and one high school day trip."
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"He worked at the United Strut and Bracing Works as a molders boy..."
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"until he was replaced by a Moldermatic and died."
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"Would you do the honors?"
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"Well, Simpson, seven gone."
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"I'll be the sole survivor, and the treasure will be mine."
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"Over my dead body it will!"
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"That's exactly the point!"
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"Oh, Simpson, can't you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?"
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"How long was that?"
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"Your clownish behavior notwithstanding..."
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"we have made a gentleman's agreement..."
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"and sworn on our lives to honor it."
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"Smithers, I want that man killed."
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"Well, let's see. Mesmerists, dowsers, Luddites, alienists..."
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"Zoroastrians, alphabetizers-"
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"Aha! Assassins!"
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"I was wondering, sir. Do we really need to, uh..."
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"settle Abe Simpson?"
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"and perhaps if we wait, nature will assassinate him for us."
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"Well, I can't risk it. I won't allow that Simpson boy to take the Hellfish bonanza."
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"And I can't get it without his key."
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"Fernando Vidal, the world's most devious assassin."
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"- Hola. - Fernando, it's M.B."
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"- Oi! This is Montgomery Burns! - Oh, caramba."
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"I'm sending you a photo over the Faxtrola."
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"I need you to fly to Springfield and assassinate this man posthaste."
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"Ah, Del Monte."
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"Enjoy them, old man. They will be your last."
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"Ah, he's more clever than he looks."
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"Abraham Simpson, your family is here to visit you."
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"It-Wait a minute!"
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"My family never comes to vi-"
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"D'oh! Not again!"
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