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Clips from Silicon Valley - The Patent Troll (S04E04)

"Three-pointer? What, are we in Europe?"
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"- Is he fucking with me? - Shoot it!"
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"♪"
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"Keenan Feldspar signed his term sheet,"
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"paid weekly over the course of the next year?"
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"You know, looking around at Bream-Hall,"
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"with my track record at a better price."
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"I need this."
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"No, I want a new fridge,"
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""I think your app may infringe upon my own patented technology."
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"You've got a big heart."
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"Yeah."
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"Grandpa! Some guy's here!"
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"I now own 10 percent of Katrina and the Wave' "Walking on Sunshine.""
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"So, he's a patent troll?"
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"Yep, as like in buy a ton of super-broad IP"
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"So, uh, how much is Burke asking for?"
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"Yes, I did... on purpose."
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"My man, I was told I had a spot on the floor tonight,"
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"I cannot do that."
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"Don't let him drive on you."
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"Yo, Erlich. Where you at, dawg?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"No, no, I'm not gonna go on hold again."
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"Oh, I-I... I don't think we need to get into..."
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"No."
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"Very. I'm about to set Anton loose"
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"Why would you need help from a scrawny code jockey such as myself?"
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"but it appears as if Sir Richard the Not-Short"
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"Okay. Uh, yeah."
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"Shall I add them to your shopping list?"
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"Hold on. Hold on."
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"About six foot two, Jared."
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"Looks like I can slay that troll after all."
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"And I'm pretty sure Katrina and the Waves would want to know"
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"Mazda may want to pull that whole Super Bowl spot."
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"until his eyes glazed over."
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"if I had listened to you delicate little snowflakes and settled."
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"Yo, yo, yo!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"So, it would've cost us slightly less if we'd have just..."
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"Fourteen thousand dollars for a smart fridge?"
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"Yo, what up, what up, what up?"
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"- Those are screws. - Yeah, no, I..."
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"No, man, I literally eat his food. What do you want?"
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"I offered them a very, very reasonable rate."
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"not to have sex before then, but let's face it..."
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"I'm pretty sure that's sexual assault."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Twenty thousand dollars."
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"That's a good one, Richard."
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"What?"
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"- Mmm. - It's a classic!"
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"Huh. Suck it, Jian-Yang."
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"The more settlements he gets, the stronger his case."
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"That is fine."
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"than you were this time last year."
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"that, um, I was going to be hired here,"
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"It's possible."
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"and I'm gonna have you come back in about three weeks."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Yeah. I'll... I'll send him a harshly worded cease-and-desist letter."
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"Oh. So, you're not a coder?"
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"I'm sorry. I don't know what this... has to do with..."
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"- But you hate basketball. - I'll concede that spending all my time"
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"This must be the new fridge."
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"He grimly does his work, then he sits motionless"
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"Top-of-the-line firewall protection,"
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"Hey, while I have you, some of the boys are part"
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"And then the last guy... eats it."
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"has reached the Hooli app store's top 500 list,"
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"Might put a little strain on the wiring, that's all."
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"Ah! There we go."
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"What the fuck?"
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"Well, I mean, don't congratulate me. Congratulate Ed Chambers."
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"But you could argue that he eventually won in the court of history."
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"That's as high as we go, homo. Till next time, rook."
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"Fuck!"
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"What, did you graze your penis against a toilet seat?"
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"A female human."
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"Fantastic! Well, now the real work begins."
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"that Uber, Palantir, Zenefits,"
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"I see a lot of the same:"
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"Fine. You may start Monday."
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"because you are fat and poor."
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"I ordered it already. I buy it for myself."
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"No. I'm sorry. Does Stewart Burke live here?"
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"What?"
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"a couple hundred grand."
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"- He sued those guys too? - Not the band."
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"Yeah, how do I shut you the fuck up?"
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"And I can definitely not do that."
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"to prevent me from housing you on the hardwood?"
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"I'll see you next week, bro-seph."
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"Time to pull out the big gun."
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"Like, um, Google named their first building Building 40,"
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"uh, the limp biscuit."
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"Ed Chambers. He got Pied Piper a great cloud storage rate from Azure,"
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"Well, let's hope that Melcher doesn't hear about all this."
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"was itself stolen from an old country song"
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"I am a big prick."
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"Yes!"
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"- Right. Out of sight, out of mind. - 'Cause he was never real."
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"He also was never actually with us."
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"that they gave you a piece of "Walking on Sunshine" for nothing."
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"Well, as a result, we now have"
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"a perpetual royalty-free license for the patent."
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