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Clips from Silicon Valley - The Patent Troll (S04E04)

"and if I pay, he's gonna come and ask you guys for more money."
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"I'm actually, uh..."
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"above average height."
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"Isn't this something that could have been done over e-mail?"
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"I mean, I guess, but... look."
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"If we don't stop this guy, he's gonna just keep asking for more and more money"
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"until someone is stuck with an unpayable bill."
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"It's kind of like that old fraternity game,"
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"Sorry, I wasn't in a fraternity. What is that?"
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"why he would mention that. It's super gross."
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"Is this why Gavin Belson stopped working with you?"
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"The important thing is here,"
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"And if we win, we dissolve the patent,"
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"so that he can't do this to anyone else ever again."
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"Because in the end,"
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"shouldn't it be Mr. Stewart Burke, the patent troll,"
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"Yeah, no one deserves that."
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"Look, I'm pretty sure it's even made up."
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"Again, what is a donkey punch?"
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"G-man, you busy at the moment?"
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"on that talking chrome beer coozy."
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"So, care to take a breather and..."
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"help a pal throw a basketball hoop on the old garage?"
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"I'm perfectly capable of figuring it out myself."
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"All I need is... Ah!"
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"May I borrow this hammer to pound in these flamboyant little nails?"
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"Jared Dunn. Yep, just a moment, please. I'll transfer you."
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"Go for Chambers."
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"Ned! I knew it was you."
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"Uh-uh, ain't gonna happen."
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"- He's amazing. - Who?"
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"and he's got the hookup on a couple of pallets"
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"Ed Chambers is you. Well, I wish, but..."
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"Gentlemen. You all said that it couldn't be done,"
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"Stu Burke. R. Hendricks."
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"Monsieur Ron Laflamme?"
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"Yes, I did speak to Ron Laflamme."
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"Well, I called him, actually,"
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"to tell him that the eight companies"
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"you apparently tried to organize against me"
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"have reached out to me preemptively to settle."
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"And because I appreciated that,"
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"So, Richard Hendricks, fuck you."
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"So, you're firm on that?"
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"Well, bye then."
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"- So, your coalition fucked us? - Yes."
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"So, now we have to pay the $20,000?"
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"Uh, not exactly. Because he..."
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"have now licensed the patent,"
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"he has a stronger case against us,"
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"so, um, he'd actually like m-more money."
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"So, we just ate the Wheat Thin, didn't we?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see any Wheat Thins."
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"Eh, sure."
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"You guys don't need all these lights on, do you?"
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"Yes, we do."
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"Okay. Well, that should be fine. We should be fine."
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"Um, fine from what?"
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"That fridge is putting up a fight,"
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"I'll be in the garage."
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"Hey, Richard, but you're not seriously gonna defend yourself in court, right?"
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"Well, Larry Flynt did it."
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"And Sir Walter Raleigh,"
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"although he lost and was publicly beheaded."
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"Okay? And I didn't."
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"And you're right, I will probably lose,"
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"And I've got all of Monahan's discovery from the Hooli case right here,"
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"so that's something."
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"This is from high school."
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"back when it was just some stupid search app for music copyright... s."
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"♪ ♪"
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"I don't know, you fucking maniac!"
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"- Are we? - Probably."
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"Richard? What... what are you up to?"
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"What am I looking at?"
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"Well, you said that you used "Cancion De Amores""
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"to sue musicians,"
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"Bought two houses, put Jeremy through four years of college."
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"Six, and he's still 20 credits short."
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"um, because that little song there"
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"called "I'm Cryin' (with My Eyes)""
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"from 1967, a full eight years"
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"- Bullshit. - No, no, not bullshit. Computer science."
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"ever devised by a fucking genius"
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"All right. What do you want, you little prick?"
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"Correction, sir."
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"Hello, my cold friend."
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"Hello?"
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"Huh! Suck it, Jian-Yang."
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"Mmm. Ah. Huh. Huh."
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"You attack and destroy my refrigerator?"
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"I did. I had to overclock Anton,"
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"but I was able to brute-force the backdoor password"
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"to that chrome piece of shit in under 12 hours."
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"So?"
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"So... he bought it. Hook, line and sinker."
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"Yeah, he thinks the search results are real."
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"See? I stuck to my guns and as a result,"
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"we now have 20 grand we would have otherwise lost"
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"Yeah? Twenty grand."
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"Yeah, so let me cum into a bucket and have you all drink it."
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"Uh, Richard? Could I have a... a moment?"
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"Sorry about that."
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"I-I-I... I regretted it the second it came out of my mouth."
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"for the paperwork he had to do to put your coalition of companies together."
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"Twenty-two thousand dollars?"
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"Yeah. It's at the high end of standard."
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"Apparently, I just did."
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"Do me a favor and don't tell the guys."
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"- Yeah. You have my utmost discretion. - Thank you."
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"I had to let Ed Chambers go."
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"so Ed is no longer with us."
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"I'm sure we can manage."
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"- And out of reality. - Yeah, well."
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"Don't hit... No, no, no, no! Oh!"
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"to work for an all-female led VC firm, but not me."
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"And anyone who says otherwise can suck my fat dick."
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"Bachman, scoreboard."
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"Ah, scoreboard. Fuck. Shit."
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"It was a three-pointer, dumbass!"
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