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Clips from Friends - The One with Frank Jr. (S03E03)

"And this is Rachel."
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"So now, do you guys have big plans?"
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"My friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker."
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"Sorry. Did I get you?"
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"You should've told me before. I'm not a mind reader."
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"And we're out of beer. I'm going to Monica's."
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"Monica, listen..."
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"...if you wanna redo your bathroom floor."
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"Nothing. It's just old and dingy, that's all."
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"- I highly doubt that. - Oh, yeah?"
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"If you move your hamper..."
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"...you can see the color the tile used to be."
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"I can't live like this! What are we gonna do?"
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"Relax. Here, hold this."
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"This old stuff comes right up. I'll show you."
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"Look at that! Every inch of this is glued down."
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"I can't leave it! You gouged a hole in my dingy floor!"
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"Yeah, that's nice."
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"Triple."
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"What?"
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"Because I can and my mom couldn't."
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"And I figured that was something I got from our dad."
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"Well, wait, you mean like this?"
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"Oh, right. Okay. Yeah, my mom could and I can't."
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"- When's yours? - October 25."
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"That's the same month as Halloween."
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"So, what kind of things do you like to do at home?"
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"Celebrities I'm allowed to sleep with."
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"God, you're giving this a lot of thought."
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"Hey, it's hard, okay? I only have two spots left."
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"- Elizabeth Hurley. - Very attractive."
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"Forgiving."
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"But she's too international."
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"- So? - So you gotta play the odds."
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"Pick somebody who's gonna be in the country all the time."
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"Yeah. Because that's why you won't get Isabella Rossellini. Geography."
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"Okay. So by "melting" you meant melting."
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"- So is it, like, art? - Yeah, you can melt art."
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"- Sure. You want to call your mom? - No, I want to melt it."
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"Just the numbers. It will still work."
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"Well, not right now."
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"I'm gonna go to bed. The fumes are giving me a headache. So..."
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"Good night, bro."
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"Here."
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"Just in case."
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"- What kind of karate is that? - No kind."
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"He just makes it up."
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"I don't know, I just thought he'd feel more like a brother."
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"...of noogies and wedgies and flying wedgies and atomic wedgies and..."
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"We drove each other crazy playing the shadow game."
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"- How do you play the shadow game? - How do you play the shadow game?"
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"- I just asked you. - I just asked you."
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"I don't have time for this."
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"You just gave up really quickly."
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"- You seen Joey? - What's the matter?"
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"It's my fault, really, because the couch is where we keep the varnish."
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"Somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles?"
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"- What's going on? - He's retiling my floor."
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"- You started this, you will finish it! - He started mine first!"
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"- He was helping me first. - No, I need a bathroom. I'm a girl!"
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"You guys figure it out. I'm taking a break."
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"- That's good. - Take a break?"
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"Joey, if this takes seven days..."
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"Big octopus."
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"Oh, my God! I totally forgot."
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"Well, can't someone else do it?"
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"But I have company."
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"Look, that's all right. I'll come in. Okay."
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"I'm sorry, but I have to go into work."
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"It's one of my regulars. He's insisting that I do him, so..."
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"Hey, what kind of work do you do?"
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"That's wild."
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"No. No, you can get one yourself. It'll be on the house."
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"No. No, no. I wouldn't do you myself."
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"I mean, that would be weird."
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"I'll get one of the other girls to do it."
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"This is so much fun!"
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"- Are you excited? - Yeah."
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"It's like the first bathroom floor there ever was."
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"What are you going in there for?"
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"You want, like, a number?"
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"- Hey. - Hi. Bye."
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"Okay. I'm done with my choices."
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"- Well, it's about time. - Yeah. Very official."
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"Yeah. Well, you know, Chandler printed it up on his computer."
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"And who laminated it?"
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"All right, let me see."
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""Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Elizabeth Hurley..."
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"...Dorothy Hamill"?"
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"- What's going on? - She broke my arm!"
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"- He touched my fanny. - She touched mine first!"
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"That's my job!"
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"So, what's the deal? I can have sex with you, but I can't touch you?"
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"No, okay. I know. You're a masseuse. It's cool. I'm not a cop!"
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"Ask Mr. Wiffler if he can wait for five minutes."
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"Wait, that's not what you do?"
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"No!"
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"Why would you think that?"
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"Whatever. It's the perfect end to the perfect weekend anyway."
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"No, you're right. No, it was perfect."
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"I can't believe I screwed it up so bad."
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"- You thought it was perfect? - Well, no, maybe it wasn't perfect..."
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"...but you know, it was pretty cool, you know?"
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"Because we had all those great talks, you know?"
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"Which ones in particular were great for you?"
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"Well, you know, about the tongue thing, you know?"
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"How I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesn't melt."
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"Right. Okay."
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"I feel like I can really talk to you because you're my sister, you know?"
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"You hopped a little bit."
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"Yeah, I'm really sorry. You know, I'm really..."
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"Okay."
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"This?"
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"Oh, come on. We went to Times Square."
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"When I tell my friends about her, she will be."
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"Phoebe, what's that?"
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"Frank Jr. Gave me this before he left. A present."
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"It used to belong to our dad. His garage-door opener."
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"Until Frank melted it."
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"Sound the bell, gather up all the men you can find."
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