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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Einstein Approximation (S03E03)

"...so as to engage the superior colliculus of my brain."
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"Captain Hook's hand was eaten by a crocodile, not an alligator."
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"If you're going to mock me, at least get your facts straight."
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"Aye, aye, captain."
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"The same as fermions. Travels on a pathway."
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"Here. You want my peas?"
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"- Your mom is not coming, right? - Not this time. I promise."
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"- I think I bruised my coccyx. - Aw, poor baby."
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"You've been falling all night. You're used to it."
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"...squateth the toad of truth."
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"It's not me. It's my new ring tone."
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"Hi. I'm Dr. Hofstadter."
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"- Where is he? - Ball pit."
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"Buzzinga."
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"Because we didn't wanna be disturbed."
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"I noticed your snoring seems to be worse when you're on your back."
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"No. I wasn't talking to Leonard."
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"You didn't really type."
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"No, no. This is putting up sheetrock at a housing project in Rosemead."
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"Of course you don't."
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"Okay. I'll get those drinks started for you."
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"Sheldon, this is ridiculous."
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"Sheesh."
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"But he's afraid of dogs."
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"It's a wave!"
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"Can't be too careful with your company"
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"Buzzinga."
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"What you doing?"
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"Attempting to view work as a peripheral image..."
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"Interesting. I usually just have coffee."
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"- You've been up all night? - Is it morning?"
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"- Yes. - Then I've been up all night."
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"And you're stuck?"
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"Why else would a person try to engage their superior colliculus?"
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"Uh, sorry, sweetie. I can't help you till I've had my coffee."
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"If you don't put him in his crate at night, he just runs around the apartment."
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"What is he doing now?"
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"Mm, he's either isolating the terms of his formula..."
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"...and examining them individually..."
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"...or looking for the alligator that swallowed his hand..."
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"...after Peter Pan cut it off."
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"I can't see it."
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"It just won't coalesce."
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"Maybe you need a fresh start."
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"You're right."
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"Great idea, Leonard. Thank you."
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"Electrons move through graphene, act as if they have no mass."
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"How long has he been stuck?"
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"Mm, intellectually, about 30 hours."
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"Emotionally, about 29 years."
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"Unit cell contains two carbon atoms."
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"Interior angle of a hexagon is 120 degrees."
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"Have you tried rebooting him?"
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"No. I think it's a firmware problem."
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"Hey, it's disco night at the Moonlight Roller Rink tonight."
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"Who's up for getting down?"
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"Oh, that's perfect."
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"Bernadette's been hawking me to take her roller skating."
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"Penny likes to skate. The four of us could double."
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"We're in."
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"Great. It's not like I brought it up because I wanted to go."
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"- You can come with us. - No. I don't have to go."
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"I'm happy just to guide you to suitable entertainment choices."
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"I'm a walking, brown yelp.com."
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"Structure, constant structure. One atom."
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"Boy, he's really gone, isn't he?"
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"Yeah. This morning he used a stick of butter as deodorant."
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"I thought I smelled popcorn."
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"Hexagonal. Always hexagonal."
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"I haven't seen him this stuck since he tried to figure out the third Matrix movie."
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"Hey. Those are my lima beans."
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"Not lima beans. Carbon atoms."
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"But if I don't eat my lima beans, I can't have my cookie."
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"Peas. Perfect. They can be electrons."
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"You want my corn?"
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"Don't be ridiculous."
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"What would I do with corn?"
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"Roller skating. Shall we grab a bite to eat first?"
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"Good. P.F. Chang's? My mom has coupons."
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"Oh, great."
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"Just to be clear, roller-skating was my idea."
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"I'm unhappy that you turned it into a date..."
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"...and I hope you both fall on your asses and break your coccyxes."
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"The plural of "coccyx" is "coccyges.""
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"Screw you. Give me back my lima beans."
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"Oh, my God. Have you ever been so embarrassed?"
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"Not recently."
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"I don't know which was lamer, their roller skating or their disco dancing."
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"For me, the worst part was when people saw us leave with them."
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"You had some nice moves out there, Howard."
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"- Thanks. You too. - You noticed all the people looking at us?"
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"Not really. I was in my boogie zone."
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"- And when Howard tried to do the splits? - Shh."
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"Sorry, I'm moving slow."
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"Don't tell Koothrappali."
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"- After you. - Oh. What a gentleman."
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"Hey, Sheldon."
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"Oh, my God, are you...? Whoa!"
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"Good Lord! You're ruining everything!"
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"Do I look okay?"
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"Don't bark at me. I fell too."
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"Sheldon, what are you doing?"
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"The same thing I've been doing."
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"Trying to figure out why electrons have no mass..."
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"- ...when traveling through graphene. - With marbles?"
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"I needed something bigger than peas, now, didn't I?"
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"Sheldon, when was the last time you got any sleep?"
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"Two, three days."
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"Not important. I don't need sleep. I need answers."
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"I need to determine where in this swamp of unbalanced formulas..."
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"The toad of truth? Is that a physics thing?"
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"No. That's a crazy thing."
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"Okay, Sheldon."
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"What happens to our neuroreceptors when we don't get enough REM sleep?"
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"They lose their sensitivity to serotonin and norepinephrine."
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"Which leads to..."
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"Impaired cognitive function."
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"Right. So march in there, brush your teeth and go to bed."
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"But I don't wanna go to bed."
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"I'm gonna count to three. One..."
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