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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S03E03)

"But, look, Kayla is having such a good time."
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"Why don't we all just have some cake and we can...? Lynette."
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"We can just have fun. Could you excuse me for one second?"
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"Lynette."
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"OK, OK, I know, but what else could I do? I'm just thinking of Kayla."
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"I know you are, Tom, and I know you love her."
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"Why else do you think I'm willing to put up with all this?"
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"Why I'll say to my college roommates,"
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""That's my husband's love child and her mother in our Christmas picture. ""
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"Because I am your wife."
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"Do I still come first with you?"
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"- I guess I'll see you later, Nora. - Well, I'm taking Kayla."
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"Mommy, they have a pinata."
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"But there had better be a corner piece of cake waiting for me."
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"Come on, Kayla. Go have some fun. Go have some fun."
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"- Thank you for that. - Sure."
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"- I'll be back in 20 minutes. - Gonna go buy a pinata?"
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"Sure am."
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"Xiao Mei?"
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"Come on out. I have your lunch."
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"Xiao Mei, your favorite soap is on."
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"There's a doctor fondling a patient on the operating table."
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"You're missing it."
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"Xiao Mei?"
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"Xiao Mei?"
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"Hey, quick question. Have you by any chance seen Xiao Mei?"
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"- I can't believe you lost our baby. - I did not lose our baby."
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"Stop saying that. I know exactly where it is."
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"Inside some crazy Chinese woman who stole half a chicken from my fridge."
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"Remember me? Xiao Mei lives with me. You came over. We had lunch."
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"You've got some nerve showing your face here. Get out."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What happened to that famous Chinese hospitality?"
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"Xiao Mei said you threatened to send her back to China"
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"to work as a slave in a rice paddy."
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"I may have mentioned deportation,"
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"- Are you crazy? - It was banter."
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"Has this country come to the point where you can't joke with the help?"
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"You treat Xiao Mei like dirt."
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"She's just a poor girl trying to live the American dream,"
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"just like your ancestors."
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"Don't give me that We Are The World crap."
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"That woman's uterus is harboring a stolen baby."
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"If you know where she is, start talking,"
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"or I'll get the health department"
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"to take a closer look at what you're serving as moo shu pork."
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"Boy, those people just don't have a sense of humor, do they?"
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"I'm telling you, at this number, it's not gonna last long."
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"We like the neighborhood, but some odd things have gone on with this house."
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"Complete fabrication. Malicious lies spread by jealous competitors."
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"Now you've gotta check out this storage."
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"You're not gonna believe what you can fit in here."
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"And now the media room."
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"Wow, we certainly devoured that ice cream."
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"- Orson. - Mmm?"
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"I thought we..."
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"- I just assumed, now we're engaged... - Does that change our core values?"
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"No."
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"But when I saw you standing in front of the freezer in a clingy silk dress,"
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"let's just say, well, it challenged them."
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"Well, I thought we agreed we wanted our wedding night to be perfect."
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"It'll be better this way."
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"Now, can I get you some more ice cream?"
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"Not in that dress."
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"Hi."
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"So, I need to ask you something."
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"Ian, you know, from across the hall?"
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"You met him."
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"Anyway, he sort of asked me out,"
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"on a date."
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"I know, you're thrown. I was thrown, too."
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"But he's really nice and..."
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"...who also talks back."
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"The thing is, I'm sort of lonely"
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"So what I need is..."
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"...I need to know if it's OK with you if I go out with him."
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"I'd like nothing better than for you to just wake up"
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"and tell me not to go out with him."
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"Just wake up and tell me."
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"Wake up. Please."
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"All right."
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"I'll see you tomorrow."
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"I love you."
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"It is really just dinner."
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"I'm just dropping off Carlos and then I'll be by to pick her up."
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"OK. Thanks, Edie."
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"You endangered the life of our baby today."
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"Don't you dare give me that attitude."
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"You have no idea what I've been going through."
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"I have had to wait hand and foot on your mistress."
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"Imagine if the day after you found out about John Rowland,"
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"you had to make his lunch and rub his feet."
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"Forgive me for being concerned about our surrogate."
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"Xiao Mei is going to be fine."
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"Once that baby comes, her slate is wiped clean."
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"She's gonna walk away, go off and live her American dream."
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"Me? I'm gonna be stuck, a single mother raising a child alone,"
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"haggling with lawyers on who gets the kid at Christmas."
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"My American dream is officially dead."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Thank you."
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"Just so you know, my dream hasn't exactly..."
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"OK, so we will see you Saturday."
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"And please pretend to be surprised. Bye."
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"You told someone else?"
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"Bree. The whole point of the party was to announce our engagement."
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"I just can't help it. I like telling people."
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"- It feels good. - Feels good to me, too."
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"No hands, see?"
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"You don't have to wash those. I already did them."
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"I found some streaks, so I'm wiping them down with undiluted red wine vinegar."
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"I've never heard of that."
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"Sure. But for tougher spots,"
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"I use a fifty-fifty mix of denatured alcohol and water."
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"And for those really intractable stains,"
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"I mean, we're talking shower doors,"
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"I wipe on lacquer thinner with a towel."
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"Bree?"
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"Excuse me."
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"Did you lose something?"
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"No, I just thought... for you..."
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