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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S03E03)

"I wouldn't be surprised if someday you open a cabinet, and hello!"
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"I just must show it to you. Excuse us."
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"What are you trying to do to me, you backstabbing cow?"
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"I told them that Paul Young was in jail. They asked why. Conversation has a flow."
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"Well, knock it off."
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"I've been trying to unload this house for months. You are not helping."
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"Good luck trying to find one of those."
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"Maybe it'll be easier with the Applewhite house"
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"- and that rec room in the basement. - Get out."
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"Get out. Get out, get out, get out."
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"- Edie? Do you have a moment, please? - Yes. Yes, yes, yes."
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"- Yeah! Yeah! - Guys."
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"- Settle down. - Come on!"
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"- Is Kayla ready yet? - Just a sec."
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"Honey, thank you for this."
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"It's a little weird, a family Christmas photo with your husband's love child."
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"It means a lot to her to feel included."
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"No problem. She's a great little girl. OK?"
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"All right, let's do this. I am just going to check the focus."
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"- Nora. - Lynette."
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"Uh-huh. What are you doing there?"
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"Well, it's a family photo, right?"
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"She sat down so quickly, I didn't know what to say."
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"How about, "You're in the frame, bitch. Move. ""
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"- Lynette... - No, I am sorry."
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"How much of her crap do I have to put up with?"
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"First, it's little drop-bys, then she's inviting herself to dinner."
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"Nora... this is just for our family."
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"I would prefer if you weren't in it."
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"Oh."
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"OK."
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"Kayla, honey, we gotta go. They're kicking us out."
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"Yeah, well, you know what? If I'm not your family, then she's not your family."
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"It's OK. I don't have to be in the picture."
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"Fine. Fine. No, absolutely fine."
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"Put Crazy at the end and we can crop her out later."
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"Fair enough. Everything's OK. It's OK. Come on, guys. Come on back."
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"Thank you, Lynette."
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"That's the Christmas spirit that I was looking for."
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"Ten seconds."
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"I think this is a little stiff. I have a really fun idea."
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"We're out, but I got you a pickle."
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"Pickles and soup? Who eats that?"
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"- You know, that's all I got. - Ever heard of a store?"
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"Pick it up."
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"Doctor say I only get out of bed to pee."
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"Don't go. I need you to rub my feet."
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"- They're sore. And doctor say... - Cut it out, Xiao Mei."
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"He didn't say anything about rubbing your chubby stumps."
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"Rub them yourself."
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"You treat me like dirt."
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"Would you rather go live with Mr. Solis in a dingy one-bedroom apartment"
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"with no air conditioning and no cable?"
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"No, I didn't think so."
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"You are meanest person I know."
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"I am the meanest person you know. You've been in this country a year."
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"- Modify your nouns, damn it. - What a bitch."
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"I can't wait for you to pop out that baby, because when you do,"
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"I am putting you on the first plane to Shanghai."
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"You're gonna be on all fours in a rice paddy before the epidural wears off."
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"But you promised to get me apartment in Chinatown,"
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"so I can work for my friend in restaurant, start a new life."
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"Tell it to my Chinese friend, Sue Me."
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"We do have people in the hospital who could do that."
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"But I like doing it. I think Mike would want me to. Oops."
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"So have you got the results of his latest MRI yet?"
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"- I'm afraid there was no change. - Oh."
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"Well, how long until you can do another one?"
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"I don't wanna tell you not to be optimistic..."
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"It's been six months, but he could still come out of it, right?"
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"I saw on the news, this woman in Peru woke up after ten years."
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"There's a reason that made the news."
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"You might think I'm naive, but I know he's coming back to me."
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"- Susan... - Don't say it."
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"Oops."
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"That risotto was perfect."
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"Just like you."
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"Listen, I hope you saved room for dessert."
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"I got us something special from a wonderful little bakery downtown."
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"Ooh."
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"Here, let me take half."
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"What do you say, Bree? Will you marry me?"
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"This is a little sudden, isn't it?"
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"We've only known each other six months, but I've loved you every minute of it."
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"- But if you don't share my feelings... - No, no, um..."
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"I do. It's just that I can't help being cautious."
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"Since Rex, I haven't been exactly lucky in love."
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"I used to feel the same way."
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"When Alma left me, I was shattered."
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"I realize now it was the luckiest day of my life"
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"because it meant I was free when I met you."
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"Luck can change, Bree. Let me change yours."
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"Yes?"
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"Yes, I will marry you, Orson."
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"Ian Hainsworth had been miserable"
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"ever since a tragic horseback riding accident"
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"had left his wife, Jane, in a coma."
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"For the next three years,"
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"he shied away from all social contact"
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"because he wanted to be alone with his grief."
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"who, because of her own tragedy,"
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"was just as miserable as he was."
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"And a friendship slowly blossomed,"
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"because, as everyone knows,"
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"And Ian was loving this company"
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"more and more every day."
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"...two... three..."
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"Itch, itch, itch, itch, itch. Itch, itch, itch."
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"- You weren't supposed to see that. - Clearly."
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"But you can buy my silence if you'll have coffee with me."
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"I would love to, but I'm in a rush."
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"I'm supposed to meet my girlfriends for lunch. Is it one yet?"
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"You tell me. I noticed you're always rushing into the hall to check the time,"
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"so I bought you this."
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"Oh."
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"Wow. Um,"
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"I can't accept this."
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"- This is too extravagant. - It's nothing."
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"A guy had a bunch of them laid out on a blanket."
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"If you look closely, it says Folex."
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