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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Old Acquaintance (S03E03)

"am I the faulty bike tire pump I had in seventh grade?"
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"- Talk to me, soldier. - I have been scouring old emails."
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"Hot shit on a ham sandwich, this is amazing!"
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"Sweet crap on a croissant, Katie's going into labor!"
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"Thank you. You make me stronger."
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"Oh. Uh, where's Emily?"
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"She left. She said she didn't feel comfortable here."
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"- What? - BoJack is about to win an Oscar."
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"Why do you think he would want to do your soon-to-fail sitcom"
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"You have no talent and I am"
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"Something is going on with your brother. You need to talk to him."
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"We don't really have the kind of relationship"
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"Labs prefer to keep things playful."
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"I'm serious, Mr. Peanutbutter."
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"And I'm serious that you should drop it."
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"Why do you think you know my brother better than I do?"
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"Just because you have a shitty relationship with your family"
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"doesn't mean every other family has to have drama too."
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"- Okay, I'm sorry, I just... - I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
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"I need to go for a walk."
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"- Oh, hey. - Hey, is there something going on?"
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"But there's nothing to tell,"
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"because nothing bad ever happens on the Labrador Peninsula."
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"- Okay, I think you should sit down. - Why?"
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"- I need to talk to you. Sit down. - I will not sit down."
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"- Mr. Peanutbutter, sit. - Okay."
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"It's not fatal, necessarily. Everything's gonna be fine."
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"They still have to run some tests."
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"- But it's going to be fine? - Yeah."
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"That means you can't lie to me about this."
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"No, don't do this."
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"- But there might come a time... - Please."
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"What? What do you mean? What happened?"
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"I don't understand, Laura. I..."
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"Ugh! Why did I get my hopes up? Why do I keep letting you get my hopes up?"
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"Kelsey, this is a mistake."
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"Do a girl a favor, don't break her heart by inches."
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"BoJack didn't book Pegasus."
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"We're gonna have to cut some costs."
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"- Do you ever read a room? - I'm sorry, is this a bad time?"
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"Why don't you run that through your robot analysis protocol?"
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"Get back to me once you've assessed the data."
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"You want to make some cuts? Why don't you cut that stupid beard?"
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"Everyone who walks in here thinks this"
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"I apologize if my appearance"
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"No, you're perfect. Everybody's perfect except for me."
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"Go home, Judah."
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"Happy New Year, Princess Carolyn."
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"Hello, little ones. Mama loves you."
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"- They're so beautiful. - And you, and you, and you."
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"- Rutabaga, we got it. - Yeah?"
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"Chuff Hollister is the new Pegasus. We saved the agency."
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"- That's incredible, honey. - Wow, everything worked out."
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"Well, this has certainly been a big year for the Rabitowitz marriage."
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"Beep beep. Someone's calling on the other line."
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"That's a good name for a lady detective series."
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"Required to pull this off and save the agency?"
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"Hell yeah, I do."
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"Why did I make the cartoon tree grandma from Pocahontas my emergency contact?"
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"What do you care? You're about to be nominated for an Oscar."
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"The Horse had a twin brother, comes back as a ghost."
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"I've been telling people I didn't need the trappings of fame,"
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"I miss the warmth of the spotlight on my face."
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"What if we made our safe space for women..."
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"Oh!"
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"I can't. I'm like a father figure to him..."
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"This must be what Robert Downey Jr. felt like"
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"Okay."
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"- No, the abortion. - Oh, no. Should I have?"
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"Am I wrong?"
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"- Oh, fish. - Oh, fish."
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"I'll put in a good word for BoJack, but I'm just an assistant."
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"You're the first people in, the last people out."
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"do you believe in yourself?"
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"Right."
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"I hear you loud and clear."
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"I figured you never wanted to see me again."
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"I never want to see anyone again,"
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"Frankly, I already gave up on it."
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"which creates an unfair advantage for our "bangable" drivers"
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"Vanessa Gekko on line two."
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"Then you're gonna have to match his Pegasus quote."
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"you just changed it to a game of chicken."
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"where we talk about things."
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"You know what they say about dogs? Talking to each other is rrruff."
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"This place is an escape for me."
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"If you didn't wanna do my movie, you should have just told me."
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"I do want to do your movie."
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"It's a mistake I keep making. Next time, BoJack?"
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"Do it all at once. It'll save everyone some time."
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"It'll be a challenge, but assuming BoJack books Pegasus..."
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"- So he's doing the jellybean movie? - That fell apart, too."
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"Our social media division is a luxury we can no longer afford."
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"If things don't perk up the first quarter, we might be looking at broader layoffs."
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"Is midnight on New Year's a bad time? I don't know."
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"You know how agents are."
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"- He's an actor. - Yeah, well, that's great,"
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"not on performance but on "bangability","
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"Go, I'll take care of this. Family comes first."
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"of the litter a guy could ask for."
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"Pack your bags. Go back to Nowheresville."
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"Are you sure this whole thing isn't just a semi-lucid fever dream"
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"It's not officially happening or anything."
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"What? I don't remember my nephews being made out of candy."
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"Why am I wasting my time with this other stuff?"
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"Well, one day they'll die, just like us."
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"I always knew you were a superstar."
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"And what a wazoo it is."
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"Would he?"
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"Did you not hear? I'm clean and sober, eight months."
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"Kelsey."
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"Oh, good, you're still here."
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"I got champagne for my real friends, 'cause that's what you are."
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"Get me out of this thing."
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"You have power, because in today's"
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"Deal. Best deal I ever made."
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"You know everyone's real name, age, nose, teeth, and tits."
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"Thank you for the champagne. Best regards, Ana Spanakopita."
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"Don't move. I'm getting the next flight down to LA."
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"The next Pegasus."
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