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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Old Acquaintance (S03E03)

"He's all talk, and no shooting you with an assault rifle."
BoJack Horseman
"Is that what you think humans do?"
BoJack Horseman
"And this is everyone who works for him."
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"Now unfortunately for us,"
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"everyone on this board must really like their boss's movies,"
BoJack Horseman
"because for the holidays, they're all Gone Girl."
BoJack Horseman
"The assistant to David Pincher's casting director."
BoJack Horseman
"Wait a second, I know that face. Why does she look so familiar?"
BoJack Horseman
"was working for David Pincher,"
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"economy the only true power is information."
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"I want you to use that power."
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"I want you to get your boss to pick BoJack as his Pegasus."
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"I always believed in you, Laura."
BoJack Horseman
"Wow, that's... I'm sorry, did you just make that up?"
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"- Will you do this for me? - Of course."
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"You went to bat for me when I tried to get a promotion at Vigor."
BoJack Horseman
"I pushed so hard for you. I did everything I could."
BoJack Horseman
"Since my dad croaked I've been running Vigor myself,"
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"and I've been doing a pretty good job, A-minus/B-plus."
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"- because being a boss is really hard. - Yes."
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"Princess Carolyn can be a proud woman. I'm glad you came to me first."
BoJack Horseman
"I would have gone to her directly,"
BoJack Horseman
"but sometimes she yells at me and I do not like being yelled at"
BoJack Horseman
"and that is just something that people need to understand about me."
BoJack Horseman
"I'll talk to her, when the time is right."
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"This show is going to change my life."
BoJack Horseman
"As long as I don't change my mind before the new year, boom."
BoJack Horseman
"Did you talk to my agent by any chance?"
BoJack Horseman
"I talked to her, and I don't know if she wants me to do it."
BoJack Horseman
"Just remember, I'm not the bad guy here."
BoJack Horseman
"Don't worry. We won't take no for an answer."
BoJack Horseman
"tough... Might be going to New Zealand."
BoJack Horseman
"We'll work around your schedule."
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"We'll pay it. No obstacle is insurmountable."
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"This asshole's giving me everything I ask for. What a nightmare."
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"Tell him you don't want to do the show."
BoJack Horseman
"Do you not know what an agent is?"
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"BoJack, are you okay in there?"
BoJack Horseman
"Is it number one or number two?"
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"Maybe we can distract her? I'm thinking laser pointer."
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"If we're going to beat her, we need to think like her."
BoJack Horseman
"Instead of convincing the Pegasus people they don't want BoJack,"
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"what if we convince BoJack he doesn't want Pegasus?"
BoJack Horseman
"but there's a book I've been trying to turn into a movie and I need your help."
BoJack Horseman
"It's a coming-of-age story about a girl who likes jellybeans."
BoJack Horseman
"unless I can find a big enough star to secure funding."
BoJack Horseman
"Then my agent said, "Maybe BoJack's interested.""
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"So the reason you think I'm right for the role"
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"Don't get smart, BoJack. You're not good at it."
BoJack Horseman
"You're really giving the hard sell here."
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"Are you just gonna do stupid bullshit for the rest of your life?"
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"and it kills me that instead of sharing it with the world,"
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"It's a Pegasus. Unicorns are for babies."
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"The movie I want to make isn't glamorous or sexy."
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"You don't get to be the big hero everybody loves."
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"You get to be a guy who works at a gas station,"
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"who gets in a fight with his daughter about jellybeans."
BoJack Horseman
"That's the whole movie. It's small and it's real."
BoJack Horseman
"And you'd get to work with a director who sees you."
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"And I can't sell it any better than that."
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"You're right, that one scene we shot that didn't even make it"
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"into the Secretariat movie was the best thing I ever did."
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"- So you're in? - Let's do it."
BoJack Horseman
"Great. How's your little friend with the face?"
BoJack Horseman
"Is he up to his old tricks, getting into scrapes?"
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"What a little scamp. Will you tell him I said hi?"
BoJack Horseman
"Kelsey's movie sounds perfect."
BoJack Horseman
"This jellybean thing could show the world"
BoJack Horseman
"that BoJack's more than just a movie star."
BoJack Horseman
"but I've been working all day on getting him the Pegasus movie"
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"you said would show the world he's a movie star."
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"I don't want that anymore. I want to do something real."
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"You realize how much money we'd be walking away from?"
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"This isn't about money. Doesn't matter to me."
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"- Yeah, it doesn't matter to you. - Right. So what's the problem?"
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"Maybe you can find a way for BoJack to do both?"
BoJack Horseman
"I'll see what I can do."
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"New beers for the new year's?"
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"We got a regular Maya Angelou over here."
BoJack Horseman
"Good times."
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"Oh, it's Todd. Gotta take this."
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"- Maybe you can call him back later? - Todd!"
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"Diane, do you ever look up at the stars"
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"and feel like they're tiny holes in the sky,"
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"because you're thinking about how"
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"small you are and how meaningless it all is?"
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"It's so cruel to let people love you."
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"All you're doing is promising you'll one day break their hearts."
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"Cool fire pit."
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"So it turns out men love safe spaces for women even more than women do."
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"You gotta read some of these comments. Queefburglar69 says,"
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"That's unambiguous."
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"The only problem is some of the drivers have been complaining"
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"about the new customer base."
BoJack Horseman
"The workers are allowed to complain? We gotta tighten up that ship."
BoJack Horseman
"Most of the new passengers are perfect gentlemen,"
BoJack Horseman
"but we've found that a growing number are rating our drivers"
BoJack Horseman
"have dubbed a hostile sexy-ocracy. Whoa!"
BoJack Horseman
"Well, our first priority is creating a safe space for women,"
BoJack Horseman
"so if our women don't feel safe in that space,"
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"Where can we find women who"
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"are comfortable around gentlemen?"
BoJack Horseman
"I know. A gentleman's club."
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"That's perfect."
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"To Whale World."
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"Well, you didn't hear it from me,"
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"but I pulled some strings and you're in."
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"for people who don't have time for every detail of the word details."
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"Great, put that raggedy-ass bitch on."
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"I'm gonna bat her around like a ball of foil."
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"I know you're excited, but we are still in a very precarious position,"
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"but you're gonna have to work around his Pegasus schedule."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, um... That might be tricky."
BoJack Horseman
"Even with a star like BoJack, Kelsey can't get that kind of money."
BoJack Horseman
"Well, then, work around his schedule."
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"I'm barreling towards you fast,"
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"Gekko, and this Mack truck ain't gonna blink."
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"My court. My rules."
BoJack Horseman
"Court? What game are you playing?"
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"Bye."
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