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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Old Acquaintance (S03E03)

"- Would you like me to shave the beard? - Just go home, Judah."
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"And you. And you. And you."
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"You gotta love a happy ending."
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"I was like, "This marriage is not going to last.""
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"But you've really put the work in. I deem your marriage fixed."
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"It certainly has."
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"But now it's New Year's Eve and, Katie, my New Year's resolution to you"
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"is to spend more time with my wonderful wife, who I..."
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"- Oh, um, but... - Hello."
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"I'm all ears."
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"The Flight of the Pegasus just lost their lead."
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"for his three-picture young adult dystopian future franchise?"
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"Yup. What's that I hear?"
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"That's strange. Hello?"
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"It's Oodles of Money calling. Will we accept the charges?"
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"Why would Oodles of Money be calling collect?"
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"I don't know. Don't accept the charges, we cannot afford it."
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"I gotta go in. I'm sorry."
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"Okay. But make sure you're back before, you know."
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"Chuff Hollister."
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"He's young, he's hot, he's Australian or British or whatever."
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"We can paint over his stripes so he looks like a horse."
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"I can see the headline now, Chuff Hollister is..."
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"He's got sex appeal..."
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"- Experience... - And abs coming out of the wazoo."
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"The map of profitable agencies, that is."
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"Real trouble. We did not hit our projected earnings for the year."
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"The year's not over yet. We still have one day to go all out."
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"Rutabaga, do you think we have the spunk and moxie..."
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"That would be a great title for a movie about marrying Satan."
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"How are we losing money?"
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"Vanessa, we're getting Chuff this part and coming out on top."
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"I know we will, because we're the good guys."
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"Suck a duck a duck a dick, dumbshit."
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"- Hey, Sarah Lynn. - Hey, loser."
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"Did you get a call about that Ethan Around thing?"
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"Ethan Around, the Horsin' Around sequel series Brad's trying to get made?"
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"He called to ask me, I asked him, can you put a bullet in my brain?"
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"That would probably be a better career move."
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"Wait, slow down. Did you say Ethan Around?"
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"I know. It should be Sabrina Around, right?"
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"That's a show people would watch."
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"Sabrina doing cool skateboard tricks and eating kettle corn."
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"Hold on, if this was a real thing, why would Brad call you and not me?"
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"Who knows? Why do people do anything?"
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"Really? That's incredible."
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"Because I heard if you stop doing drugs for a while,"
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"Can you believe they're doing a Horsin' Around reboot without me?"
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"Tools. Brad speaking."
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"You're doing a new show in the extended Horsin' Around"
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"cinematic universe and you didn't call me?"
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"Hey, BoJack. Ethan Around is just an idea I had."
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"I would love for you to be part of it, but the horse died in the series finale."
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""I've heard of overloaded motherboards, but this is ridiculous.""
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"Those are off the top of my head, they're all gold."
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"I've been having trouble getting networks on the phone,"
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"but with a big star like you attached, we could sell this right away."
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"that I was better off, happy with my little B-plus life"
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"at my little B-plus hardware store in little B-plus Olympia, Washington."
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"The thrill of telling a joke and feeling it land."
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"I'm ready to come home."
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"- Why did you let me call him? - Ugh."
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"Ah, smell that Labrador Peninsula air. Keep an eye out for my brother."
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"- How will I know which one's him? - He's the one that looks like me."
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"Is this an okay time to talk business?"
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"Yeah, I'm just waiting for Captain Peanutbutter."
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"No, my brother."
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"- He's picking us up at the airport. - Nice."
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"Speaking of driving people places,"
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"Cabracadabra had a killer holiday season"
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"Turns out there's a huge demand for a safe space for women. Who knew?"
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"Honestly, never would've crossed my mind."
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"So I was thinking, what's the next step?"
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"All right, then it's agreed."
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"He's a conversational Amelia Earhart."
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"Mr. Peanutbutter and Captain Peanutbutter in the same room?"
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"What is this, a flashback episode?"
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"Captain Peanutbutter, you old so-and-so."
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"- Get over here. - Careful."
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"Where's Mrs. Captain Peanutbutter?"
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"She's in Alaska running the Iditarod. She sends her love."
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"And this noogie."
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"Whoo!"
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"It's nice to meet you, Captain."
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"Hey, put that thing away. You're family."
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"So David Pincher is about to shoot the Flight of the Pegasus trilogy"
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"in New Zealand, and BoJack is perfect for the lead."
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"that BoJack's more than just an actor, he's a movie star."
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"If I'm doing that, I conveniently won't be able"
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"to do that dumbass Ethan Around show."
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"- Gross. - No."
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"I slept with her 20 years ago. She was young then, not gross."
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"Ugh!"
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"Hey, loved you in The Caveman's Valentine."
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"Samuel L. Jackson had that big beard? Look it up."
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"- When you start laughing, call me. - Will do."
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"I'll get it, Kalamata. Don't get your pita in a wad."
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"Wow. Flight of the Pegasus."
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"and found out he was gonna be Iron Man."
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"Nothing bad ever happens on the Labrador Peninsula."
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"Oh, paradise."
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"Uncle Mister. Uncle Mister."
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"We're your nephews."
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"Gobble, gobble, gobble."
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"Look at those children. Little miracles, right?"
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"They're adorable, not that I value them based on their looks."
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"children in society today are often reduced to their cuteness."
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"I can't wait to get to know your children as people,"
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"so I can specifically compliment them individually"
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"on the foundation of their characters."
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"Uh..."
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"- Do you believe in the soul? - What?"
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"Pretty great, right?"
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"Did you tell your brother about the A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N?"
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"The audition? No, I could never tell him about that."
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"He thinks I'm offer-only, it would break his heart."
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"Wait, what audition?"
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"He said some weird stuff to me earlier."
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"The kind of stuff you'd hear in a sad Creed song."
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"Sorry, that's a Labrador expression. I guess in human terms it would be:"
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