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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - Friendface (S03E03)

"I get to see what all my employees are doing, all the time."
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"This is Alison."
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"But you said you wanted me. She really did."
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"Oh, those bloody bastards!"
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"Grrrr..."
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"When I see your face on my computer..."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I could do. Or... or we could talk about something else."
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"I think Delina might be sleeping with someone else."
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"How dare you call my sexy wife a bitch!"
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"Can you two not use my email address any more, please? I've got a new one."
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"Baaaa!"
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"Listen, I've got to have a word with you..."
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"That was a classic Moss line."
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"Jen, I'm going home now. It's nearly 7:30."
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"I'm just answering all my Friendface messages."
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"No, I won't. Bye, Moss."
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"God, why don't women have the confidence to know that less is more?"
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"The least you can do is tell her the truth. Be a man, for God's sake."
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"Her big embarrassing story is she passed on Arctic Monkeys."
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"- Yeah, is that all right? - Wouldn't you prefer to text it to me?"
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"It's a bit long for that."
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""Oh, gentle Irish eyes..."
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"Just when I think I've heard every story that puts Jen in a good light,"
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"because I see her all the time."
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"I'm enjoying an evening out with my woman."
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"I will just get some of my coats."
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"Cuke? Yeah! I love Cuke. It's heaven in a can."
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"Ah, there she is. There's Jen!"
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"And so I turned to Moss. And Moss was there for me, Roy."
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"as a cold or a terrible plague,"
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"Veronica's an A and R with Arista."
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"And this, this is Jen, the woman I love."
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"- What? - I don't know, Jen."
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"- Are you seeded, Moss? - Bit of a personal question, Terry."
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"But it sounds like you still have feelings for this young man,"
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"Oh, no, it's all coming back to me now."
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"and think I'll still say yes?"
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"Ow!"
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"You just don't want me!"
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"- Hi there, Jen. - What are you doing here?"
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"I mean, this is just between ourselves."
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"She's that friend I told you about."
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"I got really drunk to try and make the evening pass quicker,"
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"and you were stuck in some terrible, dead-end job you hated."
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"We have two lovely children, Zenith and Quasar."
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"What, not even on your phone?"
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"...which is how my sexy wife became the first ginger woman"
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"What?"
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"Oh, there's another one."
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"Do you mind if I say something first?"
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"So, the other girls, what are they doing?"
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"What, that you wear way too much makeup?"
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"Oh, you... Oh, you are a f... Oh...!"
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"and maybe find that special someone."
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"Now it's just love and companionship, and everything's fine."
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"Uh-huh."
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"And then, when she started crying, it all ran down her face."
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"Do I?"
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"Hang on-- she was that upset, she was crying?"
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"No! I can't, I'm in public."
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"Don't worry, Jen, I plan on earning this £10."
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"And I will have a Bacardi and Cuke. Thank you."
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"I don't just see you..."
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"It sounds like you really hurt this girl's feelings."
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"Could you come to a school reunion with me and pretend you're my husband?"
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"Sorry."
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"to be her husband at her school reunion."
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"to a meeting with the major shareholders."
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"- So, you remember what to do? - Big you up to the max."
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"gave me a great excuse to get back in touch."
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"Hey, if I'm pretending to be married, I'm pretending to be sexually active."
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"Don't do it, you'll regret it."
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"Whoa, don't... Hey, I am a man. I will tell her. I will email her."
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"Still, if I ever found out who that person was..."
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"As I've already said, I am fully seeded."
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"Excuse me, Alison."
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"Friendface works along the same principle"
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"Just think about love and companionship and everything's fine."
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"Oh, you've not signed up with Friendface, have you?"
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"It's just another way of shoving advertising in your face, Jen."
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"How do I do that?"
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"I went to school with her. Wonder how she's doing?"
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"Jen, don't get too obsessed by that."
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"If it were me, I would like to know the truth."
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"No, no, no, no."
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"Aw."
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"I'll have another one, please."
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"You told me to!"
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"Nothing."
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"smile as big as my favourite teddy bear.""
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"That is wow!"
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"Yeah, we've heard enough stories about Jen."
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"I do."
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"- Wimbledon? - I don't play there."
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"Yeah. What do you do, Moss?"
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"would be all that could give me hope."
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"Well, you moved on quickly, you bitch!"
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"Well, lovely to see Jen!"
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"Jilly? Jilly Spencer?"
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"- Wow. Everybody's doing great. - Yeah."
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"- I always thought she was slow. - No, she's a genius."
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"a prostitute in the bedroom."
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"When you stick your face into the dish,"
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"That's right, it's basically a diseased face of friendship!"
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"Yeah, I just have to tell you about..."
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"Idiot."
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"Well, hello there, beautiful."
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"To tell you the truth,"
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"Regular, uninhibited, exploratory sex with a partner"
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"Open a chat window and we can talk in it."
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"It wasn't my fault!"
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"God, I envy you."
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"Yeah. It's very surprising, isn't it?"
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"You've got it really sorted out, haven't you?"
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