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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - Friendface (S03E03)

"Nanny's chasing the dog, all the kids are screaming, absolute bedlam,"
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"- My life is an absolute nightmare. - Yes... Yes, mine too."
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"Elaine is head of marketing at Dennis Publishing."
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"Oh, God, I hope that's not a rude question."
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"God, yeah, that would be an absolute fucker."
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"Ohh! I didn't know you were interested in computers."
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"You didn't have to call just to tell me that."
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"Yeah, of course I'm wearing them."
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"- Hi, Roy. - Hiya."
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"Roy, do you have any..."
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"- What, none at all? - No."
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"Wow. That's flattering."
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"- I'll give you £50. - When is that?"
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"Tomorrow night. I sort of bigged myself up to this girl."
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"because tomorrow night I'm spending the evening with the Joker."
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"Ooh, you're not actually going to do that face to face?"
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"Well, aren't you worried she'll go mad?"
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"- I'm going to cancel. - No, no, you can't cancel, not now."
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"- Who am I going to ask, then? - Who are you going to ask what?"
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"The queen of honesty here needs someone to pretend"
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"- By? - Listing your fictional achievements."
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"Uh-huh. And?"
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"Saying how lucky I am to have met you and talking about our sweet sex life."
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"Er, OK."
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"I wrote it down and it turned into a poem."
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"I'm sorry, are you going to read a poem now?"
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"Okey-dokey."
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"...tousled brown hair..."
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"Er... erm... A husk?"
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"- Yeah. - Uh-huh."
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""Without you, I am just a husk, A dead thing."
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"Without you, the sweet release of death"
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"on the cover of Newsweek."
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"Yes, and they're beginning to sound a little bit unbelievable."
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"Jen, why don't you tell them all about your bionic arm?"
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"We want to hear about the guy that tamed her heart."
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"He doesn't like talking about it, though, so..."
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"- Where do you play? - Where don't I play!"
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"Let's all stop talking and dance to this song."
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"I love her. I love that woman."
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"No. It never occurred to me to take a picture of her"
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"Do you want to meet her? We can meet her."
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"Will that make you a little less mad?"
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"Yup, that's Jen. She may look like a ginger angel,"
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"I always thought you'd be the one whose life just went completely off the rails."
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"You always seemed to attract such chaos at school, but look at you now."
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"Agh! It's a pickle, Terry. Awh! Women! Agh!"
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"If I had a pound for every bloody woman... Arh!"
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"What?"
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"Jen, who is this joker?"
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"No offence."
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"Moss is my husband, Roy."
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"But then you left. You left, Roy."
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"I love you, God knows I do."
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"Your sweet abandon in bed, your humanitarian work,"
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"and you've given me two wonderful children in Zenith and Quasar."
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"and I'm not sure I can handle that. I'm not sure at all!"
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"I don't. I don't. I don't have feelings for this man."
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"- Yes, you do! - Oh..."
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"Admit it, Jen!"
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"Admit that you have feelings for me, loudly, here, in front of Alison."
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"No, I don't. He means nothing to me, Delina."
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"- Do you want to take this outside? - With pleasure, sir."
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"See her? I'm shagging her."
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"Friendface is a great new site for meeting people."
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"but it's not disgusting germs that Friendface spreads, it's friendship."
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"Just sign up with Friendface by giving us all of your personal information,"
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"it says so in the terms and agreements."
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"Yes, let's all join Friendface and become part of the herd!"
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"and flirt with people, thank you very much."
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"- I'm in! - What?"
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"Oh, cool, look! They've got this great little game on their home page."
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"That's brilliant. God, I'm so thirsty."
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"Incoming message!"
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"Oh, hang on."
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"So many people I don't care about getting back in touch."
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"Oh, not very well. That's good."
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"This woman that I went out with once, wants to meet up again."
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"trying to make up lies of how to get rid of her again."
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"- Did you sleep with her? - No."
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"She used to slap it on with a trowel."
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"Why did you accept her as a friend?"
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"I can't turn down a friend request from my mum."
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"I am eating my apple, Mum!"
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"- She's married to the editor of Esquire. - Is she?"
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"She used to eat the wood on her desk."
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"So, what about you, Jen? What are you up to?"
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"- What am I up to? - Yeah."
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"It'd be awful if I just listed all our successful friends"
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"No, no, I'm head of IT at Reynholm Industries."
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"Hi, babe."
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"Oh, God. Well, maybe you could help me, then."
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"Do you really think that you can quiz me for a better option"
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"So, how are you?"
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"It was great seeing your profile pop up on Friendface--"
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"Is that what's actually going to happen?"
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"A woman in the living room, a chef in the kitchen,"
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"I'm a professional tennis player."
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"We've been seeing each other for some time."
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"No, it's just... it's this girl."
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"Tough, though, the whole marriage thing."
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"Terry, it's as tough as a cow's back."
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"who's even wilder than I am."
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"but get her behind closed doors and she turns into Peter Stringfellow."
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"These days Delina hardly ever lets me, you know, do it."
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"No offence, Jen, but I've got to admit"
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"Delina, can we be best friends?"
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"Like, someone wrote a message on her Friendface wall,"
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"read: "Can't wait to shag your arse off again soon.""
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"I hear ya."
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"Jen, I will help you out, but I need you to play along with me."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Each Friendface page is like a Petri dish filled with friendship germs."
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"you may come away with millions of people attached to your face!"
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"where you can meet new friends, catch up with old ones,"
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"Sorry, that's me."
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"Jilly is an architect, designing a new wing on the Tate."
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"attractive, successful-looking friends?"
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"That's a bit corny-- I might take it out or I might leave it in."
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"Come on. Let's dance!"
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