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Clips from The Mighty Boosh - Journey to the Centre of the Punk (S03E03)

"I know what you're thinking - how can I when I've got Vince and two Vinces at home?"
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"- Huh? - He'll be with you in a couple of minutes."
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"- Oh. - Help yourself to water."
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"Get in here. Get in there."
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"I think you can go in now, if you like."
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"Oh, I got you now, boy!"
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"Oh, I'm gonna leap onto you and suck your head like a Chupa Chup lolly."
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"Ow! This bread is stale."
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"I got you now, little piece of chicken!"
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"What the hell is? You son of a gun!"
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"Yeah, thanks a lot, Lester. I just had to fight a jazz beast with a tuna baguette."
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"- How did it go? - Not well, thank you."
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"- Are you sure about this, Lester? - As sure as I'm black."
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"Yeah, but... Never mind. It's dangerous. You've got to get close."
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"OK, let's go."
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"Yeah. I'll do that, then, yeah?"
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"Fast and loose, sir. That's the way Howard Moon plays."
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"And destroy the one thing you love? The one thing you hold dear to yourself?"
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"- What, stationery? - Jazz, idiot. I'm talking about jazz. I is jazz."
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"Will you stop laughing? This isn't funny!"
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"- You can't kill me, boy. - Why?"
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"Yeah! Let it out!"
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"Let it out, boy! Release the pain!"
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"Daddy's here! Come to daddy!"
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"All those hours spent weeping by the window. Bring Uncle back for me."
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"What, Uncle Terry? Who works at Stansted?"
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"Mick Jagger's got a bald patch."
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"He's put on a stone and he has to wear a tracksuit."
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"It's working. Try some Iggy Pop."
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"It's worked. Use the syringe."
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"That's right. We's family!"
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"Good evening, gentlemen. Mind if I join you?"
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"It turns out we're actually related and, um..."
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"You're my sister's cousin on my mother's side."
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"- I made that up, boy. - Noooo!"
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"You's is all dead, bubba lickers."
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"Not before I kill you, you gristly bastards."
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"Crap, the white balance has gone. Can you do that again?"
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"- What are we gonna do? - Now I'm gonna tentacle-ise ya!"
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"The pin! Use the safety pin. It's chock-full of diseases."
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"Hey, Howard, I've got an idea."
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"Stabbity-doo-wa!"
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"Vince should be fine now. Everything's back to how it was."
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"That's a funny joke. Thank you, yeah."
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"Come with us now on a journey through time and space."
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"♪ Jooby-do-bop, voo-voo-voo-voo, va"
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"♪ Ba-ba-bow, ju-ba-ba-bow"
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"Blu Tack lives in the Blu Tack garden, Sellotape upon the Sellotape tree."
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"This is the original pin Sid Vicious wore through his nose."
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"- About stuf. - What stuf?"
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"While we're at it, where's Pritt Stick three? I put that in my holster this morning."
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"- You all set for tonight, mate? - I thought we could wear bondage trousers."
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"- Whatever. - It should be in its special house."
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"But what happened was there wasn't any Parmesan,"
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"It amazes me how you manage to do that with the sense of touch alone."
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"We're Terminal Margaret and this one's called "I Did A Shit On Your Mum"."
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"What's going on?"
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"Quick!"
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"♪ To-pa-bop-to-we, boum-boum, voo-pa"
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"Voodoo Scat by Howling Jimmy Jeferson."
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"It's turning everything that was Vince into jazz."
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"Sorry. Head for the brain. Get there before the jazz virus does."
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"Good luck."
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"- Check. - Now check the bathyscope."
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"- Seven. - Ooh, doggy, that's good."
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"- All right, Vince? - Whatcha, Vince?"
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"Take that, you tiny bitch! Take it! Drink it down!"
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"You shall not pass!"
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"- Who are you? - I'm Howard Moon. I'm here to help you."
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"Something is killing us. It is you. You will die!"
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"- Uh, Roger Black. - He's an athlete, you idiot."
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"♪ The time we used the chive, it really came alive"
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"♪ Edible Frisbee, springtime Tuesday"
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"Ah, Howard, we do remember you. Shall we take you to the brain?"
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"- It's very important I see the brain now. - He can't, in fact, see you until July next year."
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"- I'm the brain cell. - The brain cell?"
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"- I ain't got time for this. - That is an incredible suit."
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"OK. OK."
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"Maybe not, though, eh? Not when you see this little baby."
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"Quick, Howard! You haven't got long before you get big again!"
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"Daddy's come for you, boy!"
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"What are they doing? They've only got ten seconds until they go big."
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"I's in no way related to you, boy. You's is ugly bugly."
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"- Oh, there he is. - We're gonna kill you."
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"♪ Come with us to "The Mighty Boosh""
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"Yeah, this is only the most valuable jazz record in existence."
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"Imagine it went into your jazz bones. You would crumble like Ryvita."
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"- I project my anger out in the form of poetry. - You're a punk poet as well?"
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"Cheers. Knob."
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"Now let's go get the missing piece of that record."
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"I'm just an old man having a slice of fun pie."
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"Boots does a late opening on Thursdays. I could nip down there."
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"- Diving suits? - Check."
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"- We will never help you. - We will dissolve you like a bath bomb."
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"Pancakes?"
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"♪ Some are salt, some are sweet, some are fruit, some are meat"
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"Security?"
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"It was either the jockey outfit or the scuba look. Look at all the accessories, they are wild!"
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"But don't forget to glitter up those flippers cos aqua bling is so far in."
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"Maybe I've got you."
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"I'm not glue-snifing. I'm making a scrapbook of my favourite punks."
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"- It's quite nice. - You should do a jazz one."
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"♪ Scibby-dabby-dooby, dabby-dooby-dabby-doo"
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"- Thank you, my furry brother. - Right, it's shrinking time."
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"I've been saving 20 years for this and it's finally arrived."
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"- Go on, then, put it on. - You don't play records like this."
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"- Who? - Howling Jimmy Jeferson,"
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"Oh, I've got to get away from you. You're a freak. I can feel myself going red."
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"- Ooh! - That's a good joke."
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"- So what's the diagnosis, Lester? - It's critical, Howard."
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"there was a jazz musician that lived by the swamps of Mississippi."
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"There's a lesson in that for everyone - check your balls."
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"Oh, shit!"
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"- We are Vince. - We are all Vince."
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"That guy Vince, he's crazy!"
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"Just get in there."
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"Oh, I meant your second cousin twice removed on your sister's side!"
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"- Voodoo Scat by Howling Jimmy Jeferson. - Why's it in its own house?"
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"♪ Bow-voo-doo-boo-boo, bap-a-doo-ju-ju, jooby-do-boo"
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"First you're a new-raver, then you're a mod. You're flicking about on the breeze of fashion."
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