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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S08E08)

"How the hell are you walking around?"
Archer (2009)
"So you're saying when I drive this truck out of here,"
Archer (2009)
"and ol' Lenny here to know you were..."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, that was rhetorical, shitheel!"
Archer (2009)
"The definition of insanity is..."
Archer (2009)
"Suppressing fire!"
Archer (2009)
"Oww! What'd ya, eat a buncha magnets?"
Archer (2009)
"we gotta get out, we gotta get out, we..."
Archer (2009)
"He's gonna, he's gonna, we gotta..."
Archer (2009)
"He's a goddamn robot!"
Archer (2009)
"you're kind of an asshole."
Archer (2009)
"Jesus Christ!"
Archer (2009)
"Woooo! Yeah!"
Archer (2009)
"Jesus! He's some kinda robot!"
Archer (2009)
"- I mean... - Oops!"
Archer (2009)
"What? - Former! I guess. I don't know."
Archer (2009)
"And you're telling me this crazy Nazi can turn people into robots?"
Archer (2009)
"What? You're the one who crushed his goddamn ankles!"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, rescuing innocent women from a lifetime of sexual slavery!"
Archer (2009)
"It's good. How's it feel?"
Archer (2009)
"Hmm. Honestly, not that bad. What's that, codeine?"
Archer (2009)
"Actually no, probably not."
Archer (2009)
"Come on, move it! What're you, hourly?"
Archer (2009)
"Mmm..."
Archer (2009)
"Shock doesn't cause priapisms!"
Archer (2009)
"Ew! Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, dammit! Can you hotwire it?"
Archer (2009)
"Why're you asking me?"
Archer (2009)
"with a bunch of stupid English wires."
Archer (2009)
"is even more boring than my Mother's funeral."
Archer (2009)
"I wonder what could've gone wrong."
Archer (2009)
"Is the parking brake off?"
Archer (2009)
"Ahem. Fair enough."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, and it woulda served you right! How?"
Archer (2009)
"That crazy robot was just about to finger you"
Archer (2009)
"That was Archer! What the hell would I want with a buncha Chinese broads?"
Archer (2009)
"I wasn't implying you kept them."
Archer (2009)
"Are we gonna stand here all night yanking our goddamn..."
Archer (2009)
"Right? What are the odds?"
Archer (2009)
"Because, asshole, if we hadn't gone upstairs"
Archer (2009)
"Exactly. And this is the last place"
Archer (2009)
"As long as I can find the manual!"
Archer (2009)
"Hospital! Okay, jeez, I'm going!"
Archer (2009)
"Go!"
Archer (2009)
"to leave his keys in the ignition... get in!"
Archer (2009)
"Umm... We'll just take my car."
Archer (2009)
"No, actually, you'll come with me!"
Archer (2009)
"I'm a treasury agent!"
Archer (2009)
"What?"
Archer (2009)
"grand larceny... oh, and while we're on the subject,"
Archer (2009)
"Well. Looks like we've got ourselves a Mexican standoff."
Archer (2009)
"the judge'll go easy on you, and you're out in like... 20 years!"
Archer (2009)
"Nice try, Elliot mess!"
Archer (2009)
"Excuse me! I am effecting an arrest!"
Archer (2009)
"If for nothing else, that outfit."
Archer (2009)
"Why should you possibly drive? - Why should you drive?"
Archer (2009)
"Hopefully. Now move!"
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit! Right? Actually..."
Archer (2009)
"Eat a dick, Gort."
Archer (2009)
"What the... oh, come on."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, we should go to a drive-in!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, damn it!"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, okay. And why would I do that?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, yeah, what was up with that? She's a t-man!"
Archer (2009)
"I am a treasury agent! What?"
Archer (2009)
"How is that so goddamn funny?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, yeah? Well, how about that?"
Archer (2009)
"Not that, dummy..."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, I could!"
Archer (2009)
"I swear to god, if I have to stop this car..."
Archer (2009)
"Jesus! Can somebody, please, shoot him?"
Archer (2009)
"I obviously am. Me too."
Archer (2009)
"It's, like, my signature move!"
Archer (2009)
"And here I thought your signature move"
Archer (2009)
"Totally."
Archer (2009)
"What the..."
Archer (2009)
"Whoa!"
Archer (2009)
"Did you hear the one about..."
Archer (2009)
"Archer, wait! Or the one about..."
Archer (2009)
"Archer! Or, here's one! Knock knock!"
Archer (2009)
"Jesus Christ."
Archer (2009)
"Because, and I'm sorry kid, I don't know how to break this to you, but..."
Archer (2009)
"But what?"
Archer (2009)
"So, uh, what're we..."
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry. Should I not be?"
Archer (2009)
"Are you... wait, are you kidding, or..."
Archer (2009)
"Because seriously, if you're not... Archer!"
Archer (2009)
"You need to go rustle up a dime and call Robert goddamn Ripley."
Archer (2009)
"you'd prefer I drove over your head, not your ankles."
Archer (2009)
"Agh!"
Archer (2009)
"Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"I think you might be confusing me with your personal shopper."
Archer (2009)
"My what? What're you wearing?"
Archer (2009)
"Ugh!"
Archer (2009)
"No."
Archer (2009)
"'Cause that's the best you're gonna feel"
Archer (2009)
"for the rest of your short life!"
Archer (2009)
"And as for you, Poovey..."
Archer (2009)
"Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop!"
Archer (2009)
"What, you don't want Figgis"
Archer (2009)
"You're under arrest, Dutch!"
Archer (2009)
"You have the right to remain silent!"
Archer (2009)
"Or get shot in the face!"
Archer (2009)
"Go nuts."
Archer (2009)
"Your funeral."
Archer (2009)
"You! You're the definition! You!"
Archer (2009)
"Seriously."
Archer (2009)
"and expecting a different result."
Archer (2009)
"The what? And my bag! Which, again, was a gift! Aargh!"
Archer (2009)
"Isn't that right, Trexler? Trexler?"
Archer (2009)
"Agh!"
Archer (2009)
"We gotta, we gotta, gotta get out,"
Archer (2009)
"You're not a vegetarian, are you?"
Archer (2009)
"Snap out of it. Ow, Jesus, that hurt."
Archer (2009)
"I know. I know. That one was just for me."
Archer (2009)
"Trexler!"
Archer (2009)
"You were saying? - Uh, never mind!"
Archer (2009)
"You gotta get me outta here! You saw him, he's invincible!"
Archer (2009)
"Woooooo!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, man."
Archer (2009)
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