Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Family Guy - You Can't Do That on Television, Peter (S10E10)

"Laugh and cry"
Family Guy
"Take it yourself with U-Haul."
Family Guy
"Where are you going?"
Family Guy
"I'm off to take pictures of lesbian butts."
Family Guy
"(GRUNTING)"
Family Guy
"(COUGHS)"
Family Guy
"I feed off the excitement ofan audience."
Family Guy
"Whoever did this, thank you."
Family Guy
"Nice."
Family Guy
"It's easy for Meg to dissect a pig"
Family Guy
"Don't limit yourself, Meg."
Family Guy
"Can a fireman wear a hat?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. Yes, he can, I knew that."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, where is Stewie?"
Family Guy
"They can't cancel Jolly Farm."
Family Guy
"I'll be like an Italian mom without bad kids."
Family Guy
"Yeah, where are Mom and Dad?"
Family Guy
"and it's not even at the yoga studio."
Family Guy
"(SINGING) It's gonna be fun and we'll have lots of yuks"
Family Guy
"And maybe learn some stuff but not definitely"
Family Guy
"How the hell did you even get a TV show, Peter?"
Family Guy
"and after several hours of sexual torture, I had a show."
Family Guy
"(PHONE RINGS)"
Family Guy
"Yeah, Petey's Funhouse"
Family Guy
"is actually replacing The Bad Audio Basement Show."
Family Guy
"I just know l'm going to learn so much."
Family Guy
"Hey, is it prescription or perscription?"
Family Guy
"(PETEY'S FUNHOUSE MUSIC PLAYING)"
Family Guy
"The fact that you are special"
Family Guy
"but one thing that's not fun is a bully."
Family Guy
"Aw, come on up here and tell us about it, champ."
Family Guy
"I have to go work on a bit for tomorrow's show."
Family Guy
"Does it have to be a significant event?"
Family Guy
"No. Not at all!"
Family Guy
"Is there any way I can customize this"
Family Guy
"(HORN BLARING)"
Family Guy
"(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Well, too bad,"
Family Guy
"and l've used several public bathrooms in the interim!"
Family Guy
"(IN NORMAL VOICE) Sounds like this could go on for a while, kids."
Family Guy
"Thanks."
Family Guy
"Dr. Hartman, you just got this urgent message."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God."
Family Guy
"Well, you now know about as much as I do"
Family Guy
"But I have no formal medical training."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God."
Family Guy
"Well, the last few weeks, you've been nagging the hell out of me."
Family Guy
"Right, frat house?"
Family Guy
"Tomorrow on Peteyis Funhouse, we're doing "Who's on First?""
Family Guy
"Lois? Other families fight, too, right?"
Family Guy
"Not this much."
Family Guy
"Do you think maybe we should think about getting a..."
Family Guy
"Sir, if you're gonna want me to examine where you're having an issue,"
Family Guy
"Maybe we should poke him with the "is-the-puma-ready?" stick."
Family Guy
"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
Family Guy
"Does anyone have any medical training?"
Family Guy
"It looks like his jugular is severed."
Family Guy
"I should've listened to you."
Family Guy
"(SINGING) It seems today that all you see"
Family Guy
"Is violence in movies and sex an TV"
Family Guy
"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
Family Guy
"On which we used to rely?"
Family Guy
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
Family Guy
"All the things that make us"
Family Guy
"He's a family guy"
Family Guy
"MALE ANNOUNCER: Need to move? No problem."
Family Guy
"But I've never driven a truck before."
Family Guy
"MALE ANNOUNCER: No problem. U-Haul lets anyone drive a giant truck"
Family Guy
"even though it's dangerous,"
Family Guy
"Because, hey, you're moving."
Family Guy
"All right, I'll see you guys in a couple of days."
Family Guy
"- What? - Joe and Quagmire and I"
Family Guy
"are making a coffee table book called Lesbian Butts in '80s Jeans."
Family Guy
"I already got the first chapter right here."
Family Guy
"LOIS: Where'd you take all these pictures?"
Family Guy
"PETER: You know, coffee houses, Chevy dealerships, all the usual places."
Family Guy
"Peter, you're not doing that."
Family Guy
"I got a ton of errands to run, and I need your help around here."
Family Guy
"Well, fine, if I can't do the book,"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna hurt something you love."
Family Guy
"You happy now?"
Family Guy
"Maybe we should discuss this in the other room."
Family Guy
"I don't like fighting in front of the kids."
Family Guy
"No, I want to fight in front of the kids."
Family Guy
"Peter, for once, you're going to stay here and help around the house."
Family Guy
"Now, I need you to watch Stewie till I get back."
Family Guy
"All right, Stewie, since Lois says I got to keep an eye on you,"
Family Guy
"we might as well have some father-son time."
Family Guy
"So I'm gonna measure your penis and then I'm gonna measure my penis,"
Family Guy
"and we're gonna see whose is bigger."
Family Guy
"Doesn't really seem fair."
Family Guy
"All right, let's see what you got."
Family Guy
"Stupid game anyway."
Family Guy
"FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Hey, kids, coming up next,"
Family Guy
"it's the "Jolly Farm Revue" marathon."
Family Guy
"No, no, don't switch it. I want to watch Jolly Farm."
Family Guy
"Son of a bitch. I got to spend the rest of the day"
Family Guy
"watching stupid kid shows."
Family Guy
"I'd rather watch paint dry."
Family Guy
"(SEXY MUSIC PLAYING)"
Family Guy
"Wakey, wakey."
Family Guy
"KIDS: Good morning, Mother Maggie."
Family Guy
"Huh, who's this? I like this lady."
Family Guy
"Hey, do you think Mother Maggie is married to Father..."
Family Guy
"Oh, probably not."
Family Guy
"MOTHER MAGGIE: And the unicorn slid down the rainbow to a field of jellybeans"
Family Guy
"where she and the other villagers decided it had been the best day ever."
Family Guy
"Oh, look, it's Pengrove Pig,"
Family Guy
"and he's sharing his apples nicely, isn't he?"
Family Guy
"Like a champ he is."
Family Guy
"Head, shoulders, knees and toes Knees and toes"
Family Guy
"And that's haw you make a duck out afan oatmeal container."
Family Guy
"This is the greatest show in the history of television."
Family Guy
"Mother Maggie, you are a kindred spirit."
Family Guy
"This must be how twins who were separated at birth"
Family Guy
"feel when they first meet."
Family Guy
"Trade house keys, bang each other's wives?"
Family Guy
"Yep."
Family Guy
"I can't dissect this pig, Mr. Kingman."
Family Guy
"It's against my religion."
Family Guy
"Believe me, Neil, it's no thrill for the pig to touch a Jew either."
Family Guy
Show more clips