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Clips from Family Guy - Jesus, Mary and Joseph! (S11E11)

"Pa-choo! Pa-choo! (makes explosion sound)"
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"Oh, my God! I just realized"
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"That's a beautiful story, Peter,"
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"(knocking on door)"
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"Yes, can I help you?"
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"Hi. We're from out of town"
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"and our car just broke down!"
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"My wife's in labor. Can we use your phone?"
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"saying how they want to use our phone."
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"What?! Do they want all the presents under the tree, too?!"
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"Get rid of 'em!"
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"They're not gonna do that, are they?"
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"Dad, shut the door, it's freezing!"
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"Please, you've gotta help us!"
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"or I'd call the cops on you dirty grifters!"
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"Peter, you handled that perfectly."
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"MAN: Please! We're begging you!"
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"I'm getting the baseball bat."
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"so you won't get home for the holidays."
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"No way I'm getting you on your connecting flight."
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"No way we're taking off on time."
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"No way-- because Jeff flew Northwest."
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"Just hang it up."
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"Eh, it's something,"
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"This was hard."
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"Many years ago there was a hardworking"
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"CHRIS: Guy's name was Robby back then?"
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"Can't you just imagine her standing on people's front lawns"
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"Listen, um, I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime."
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"where they dump all the foreskins."
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"Yeah, I just hope it goes better than my last one."
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"PETER: And so Mary and Joseph began their courtship."
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"It was back when they were like, "Drown all the girls,""
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"Come on, this is our seventh date."
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"Hey, Italians, put a book down once in a while."
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"Hey, so, uh, you've been seeing"
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"Oh, I just thought I'd take a break"
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"There's something important I have to share with you."
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"But, look, Joseph, there's something I have to tell you."
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"(urinating continues)"
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"I am the Ghost of Christmas Pres..."
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"while I stuff the rest of this rhetoric down your throats."
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"Yeah, hey, so tell me one more time how it is"
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"Oh, my God, I got so hammered!"
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"Hey, isn't your mother-in-law visiting tomorrow?"
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"We're off to Bethlehem!"
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"thanks to mules and camels."
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"Yeah, they got everything here."
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"Yoo-hoo, Benny!"
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"with four more Commandments?"
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"Oh, no, we're out of water."
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"How's the TV coming?"
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"Yuck. He already sounds like a dick."
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"Well, perhaps you have a room for my good friend"
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"We probably should've waited for yours."
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"the whole Immaculate Conception thing."
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"Oh, there's lots of stories of that, Meg."
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"Looks like all those years fighting off"
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"Those names is no good."
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"No... no..."
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"Are you sure that's a star?"
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"Ah..."
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"Oh, wow!"
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"That's kinda hot. Gross."
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"like a greased-up cannonball?"
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"Greetings! I have come to see"
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"Yeah, the baby wants the drum."
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"for the, you know, for, for, for the thing."
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"(whirring)"
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"I forgot something at the palace!"
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"about people coming together"
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"to form something greater than themselves."
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"♪ Laugh and cry"
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"Yeah, but don't get your hopes up, Lois."
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"Huh?"
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"So, I went to see that new Oedipus play last week."
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"You should go talk to her and see if she can talk."
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"Pull your pants down. What?"
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"and we're all terrified it will never come back."
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"You know, when the baby comes,"
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"I don't think th really care if it's us."
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"Ben-Him and Ben-Her!"
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"Welcome to the Motel Shiksa."
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"But, Dad, I still don't understand"
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"(shrieks)"
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"we Jews will do the brawn work."
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"PETER: And as Mary and Joseph made their way to Bethlehem,"
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us"
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"Come on, guys, that's really dirty."
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"It's Ben-Him and Ben-Her!"
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"So the three wise men set off again on their journey."
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"It's coming."
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"Was he bigger than me?"
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"Ha! You said it, King!"
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"Bring out the Christ Child! We want him!"
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"But then when I tell the guys at work,"
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"This one's my favorite ornament."
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"Dah... See? I told you she'd open with that."
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"Okay, guys, squeeze in."
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"Look. That's King Herod's palace."
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"I remember when this was all desert."
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"They got restaurants, they got museums."
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"And... BC turns to AD!"
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"Fear not, pretty lady"
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"I hate my family."
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"Hi, Joseph."
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"I may have a virgin mom, but I am one bad mother."
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"Hang on, hang on, Lois, I always wanted to do this."
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"Anyway, Joseph and Robby were hanging out"
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"Everyone can coli-see-um!"
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"Well, let's not go too fast."
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"Yeah, let those eggheads in Rome do the brain work,"
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"Thanks, hey, listen I just got tickets"
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"of the day when the sun goes away"
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"That's nice."
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"you's gonna be getting pregnant with the Son of God."
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"(gasps)"
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