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Clips from Family Guy - Jesus, Mary and Joseph! (S11E11)

"ANNOUNCER: Coming soon, get ready to start seeing double!"
Family Guy
"That's my brother on that chariot!"
Family Guy
"I'm driving here!"
Family Guy
"Whoa...!"
Family Guy
"(groans)"
Family Guy
"Ooh, that's gotta hurt!"
Family Guy
"(Announcer laughing)"
Family Guy
"ANNOUNCER: And introducing that joke!"
Family Guy
"Even Noah wouldn't put these two together!"
Family Guy
"Cover your privates!"
Family Guy
"Hey, did you hear they're coming out"
Family Guy
"Uch, all that stuff does is interfere with small business."
Family Guy
"We gotta stop somewhere."
Family Guy
"Maybe we can get water over there."
Family Guy
"QUAGMIRE: Wow, look at that classy, Middle Eastern house"
Family Guy
"to big Middle Eastern houses with gold and marble."
Family Guy
"Uch, I'm so bored."
Family Guy
"We are a long way off."
Family Guy
"Could we trouble you for some water?"
Family Guy
"Sure. Not quite wise enough to pack any, huh?"
Family Guy
"card tricks, rabbit in the hat?"
Family Guy
"punch him in the stomach?"
Family Guy
"You can't punch this baby."
Family Guy
"He's the Messiah."
Family Guy
"Okay, then how about this?"
Family Guy
"all his advisors are shorter than him?"
Family Guy
"That's telling him!"
Family Guy
"Big guy!"
Family Guy
"You know what? Still, just to be safe,"
Family Guy
"I should probably kill that baby."
Family Guy
"Then Jodie Foster will love me."
Family Guy
"because what, do I work for the electric company?"
Family Guy
"Yes, we were wondering if you had a room available?"
Family Guy
"Sorry, we're all booked up-- Cher's in town."
Family Guy
"You won't find a room in the city."
Family Guy
"No room? Joseph, what are we gonna do?"
Family Guy
"Don't worry. I got this covered."
Family Guy
"No rooms, eh?"
Family Guy
"Where's your money?"
Family Guy
"I spent it on sand."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, I can't help you."
Family Guy
"But, sir, please,"
Family Guy
"my wife is with child and about to give birth."
Family Guy
"And I am with burrito and about to do the same."
Family Guy
"Sir, if you don't leave now, I'm gonna have to call IX-I-I."
Family Guy
"Yours is better, though."
Family Guy
"It's time!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"Please, you've gotta have some place for us!"
Family Guy
"Well, there's a manger out back."
Family Guy
"You can stay there."
Family Guy
"That's fine, that's fine! We'll take it!"
Family Guy
"I have one question for you!"
Family Guy
"(pop song plays)"
Family Guy
"♪ Do you believe in life after love? ♪"
Family Guy
"So, Joseph and Mary were turned away from the inn."
Family Guy
"Cleveland's got a cousin who had"
Family Guy
"eight girlfriends get pregnant,"
Family Guy
"and he says he's not responsible for a single one."
Family Guy
"Good guy. You shake his hand,"
Family Guy
"it feels like you're touching a nice briefcase."
Family Guy
"But back to our story."
Family Guy
"All right, here we are."
Family Guy
"This seems pretty gross."
Family Guy
"I can't believe my baby's gonna be the Son of God."
Family Guy
"my own father's advances have finally paid off."
Family Guy
"What shall we name him?"
Family Guy
"Well, this is kinda like a barn."
Family Guy
"Or I kinda always liked Tristan."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, you want him"
Family Guy
"to get the crap beat out of him?"
Family Guy
"They will crucify him with a name like that."
Family Guy
"No, no, no."
Family Guy
"What are you doing? How long you been there?"
Family Guy
"Look, why don't y'all just give me a list,"
Family Guy
"I'll run 'em up to God, and see if he picks one."
Family Guy
"That's the name of a champagne."
Family Guy
"No... no..."
Family Guy
"Terrible!"
Family Guy
"Relax, God."
Family Guy
"as much mozzarella as you want in any church."
Family Guy
"You sure this is the right way?"
Family Guy
"Yes, I'm sure. We follow the star."
Family Guy
"We've had this conversation!"
Family Guy
"Yes, it's a star!"
Family Guy
"It's got flashing red lights!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! It is a (bleep) plane!"
Family Guy
"Hey, thanks for coming out on such late notice, Doc."
Family Guy
"Oh, you don't have to thank me. This is a big deal."
Family Guy
"It's not every day that God bestows a woman with his son."
Family Guy
"But the woman drank during her pregnancy."
Family Guy
"I turned this water into poo!"
Family Guy
"I think I know what it is."
Family Guy
"(laughs) It's a cashmere sweater."
Family Guy
"That's actually really nice."
Family Guy
"And now it's poo!"
Family Guy
"Well, here we are."
Family Guy
"Bible photographer."
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"Okay, we're smiling,"
Family Guy
"There we go."
Family Guy
"Hey, guys, watch your step in there."
Family Guy
"That floor's gonna be dripping in virgin olive oil."
Family Guy
"Hello, we are the three wise men."
Family Guy
"We came here following a star."
Family Guy
"We also come bearing gifts."
Family Guy
"I brought myrrh."
Family Guy
"And I brought you a breast pump,"
Family Guy
"which in these times is just a guy."
Family Guy
"Oh, it hurts so bad!"
Family Guy
"Oh, here he comes."
Family Guy
"How's everybody doing?"
Family Guy
"Oh, he's a miracle!"
Family Guy
"Hey, if you're a virgin, how come I shot out of there"
Family Guy
"Well, then it looks like you got him a drum."
Family Guy
"Pretty good gift. But this is all I own."
Family Guy
"It's what makes me the "Little Drummer Boy.""
Family Guy
"Okay, nobody touch my hair. I'm growing it out."
Family Guy
"Also, I'm gonna start dieting and working out"
Family Guy
"so I'm like crazy lean"
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"(hoofbeats approaching)"
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