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Clips from Family Guy - Jesus, Mary and Joseph! (S11E11)

"♪ Lucky there's a family guy"
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"ANNOUNCER: Do you want an excuse to not go home this Christmas?"
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"At Northwest Airlines, thousands of employees"
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"are dedicated to delaying and cancelling flights"
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"so I got you two turtledoves."
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"I went to a scientist and had them genetically engineered."
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"(turtlesdoves screeching, all yelling)"
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"Look, Stewie, I'm hanging the ornament you made at preschool."
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"Wait a second."
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"I did this for you!"
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"I can only imagine what it must have been like for them"
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"that's caused millions and millions of deaths."
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"and one day, Joseph and his friend Robby were hanging..."
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"Took my mother-- talk about an awkward ride home."
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"Well, sure. That sounds nice."
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"You can sit on top and watch the sunset."
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"Listen, I'll see you later, okay?"
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"I've got to go sit in a circle with the other women"
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"When you said I could do you in your "mudhut,""
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"but she was born on a drowning week, so, you know."
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"You're very healthy."
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"Birds do it, bees do it,"
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"People will talk."
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"So, what? They'll talk in Aramaic."
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"and you're related to half of them."
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"(imitating): No, no, no."
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"and her sister's a bigger slut than she is."
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"You know, we Jews got it right, working with our hands."
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"Put a book down."
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"She's gonna go down in history as "Hot Bitch Mary.""
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"I'm not getting any younger."
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"Hey, look, it's the burning bush!"
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"from pooping in the open street to come see you."
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"Okay, sure."
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"I'll come by around that part"
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"to see Cher in Bethlehem."
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"You want to go?"
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"He-he sent down an angel."
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"who ain't never had no relations."
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"I's been sent to bring you the message that tonight"
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"Yes, Joseph. Glory in the highest!"
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"Well, if it his will, then his will be done,"
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"and I am but his humble servant."
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"Oh, little guy."
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"(urinating stops) Okay, here we go."
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"(farts) Sorry this is turning into something else."
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"Okay, nobody talk-- we'll just wait for her to talk."
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"Ah, right. Now everybody listen up"
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"Now, if you remember,"
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"'Cause when you tell me the story,"
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"it sorta makes sense."
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"they poke all kinds of holes in it."
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"Chris, did you get a haircut?"
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"PETER: I'm just noticing. It looks nice."
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"Hey, what's this?"
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"will be born in Bethlehem,"
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"Hey, let me see that."
Family Guy
"Oh, my!"
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"Starring Adam Sandler and..."
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"PETER: Meanwhile, the three wise men"
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"with gold and marble."
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"People will always want to live next"
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"Excuse me."
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"We are three wise men on a long journey."
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"So, what brings you to Judea?"
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"We're on our way to Bethlehem to see a magic baby."
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"Magic baby? What's he do,"
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"Would he let someone in the audience"
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"I'd like to punch a baby in the stomach."
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"Yes, they're even calling him the King of Kings."
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"I'm the King of King of Kings."
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"Ha! New name! Called it!"
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"Sounds like somebody's a little threatened."
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"No, I'm not. Would a guy who feels threatened make sure"
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"We won't leave the light on for you,"
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"fistful of sand."
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"Yeah, we, we did one of those earlier."
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"(groaning)"
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"Joseph, my water just broke!"
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"We're desperate!"
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"CHER (in distance): Bethlehem!"
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"How can anyone get pregnant without having sex?"
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"We could call him Barney."
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"These are all just terrible!"
Family Guy
"Wait, what'd you just say?"
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"Cheeses. You want some cheeses?"
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"And that's why you're allowed to eat"
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"And I said that yesterday, you stupid idiot!"
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"Has it ever happened before? Yeah, once."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Do you want your birthday present?"
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"we're happy to see Jesus."
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"Those two statements contradict each other."
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"Oh he's coming!"
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"God, I hate working on Christmas."
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"the newborn king, but sadly, I bring no gift."
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"Well, what do you got in your hand there?"
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"Uh, my drum."
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"Yeah! Drum!"
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"And that is the story of Jesus."
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"that's the same Jesus as the Jesus from church!"
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"What?! No!"
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"LOIS: Peter, who is it?"
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"Couple of freaking scumbags working some scam,"
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"Now you and your whore wife get out of here!"
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"Merry Christmas, Lois."
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ Family Guy 11x08 ♪ Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Original Air Date on December 23, 2012"
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"Then fly Northwest Airlines."
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"Don't worry, I'm taking this flight back to the gate."
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"Do you think Jeff will make it home this year?"
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"Thanks, Northwest."
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"Ah, that looks great."
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"You know, I think this is gonna be our best Christmas ever."
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"I couldn't afford to get you what I got you last year."
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"Where did you get these?"
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"Fly, beautiful turtledoves."
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"Bring Christmas cheer to all."
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"Go, go, go!"
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"Why do you have to narrate everything you do?"
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