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Clips from South Park - Raisins (S07E07)

"Kyle and Cartman, go deep post outs. Kenny run a slant up the middle."
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"- Butters be ready for the screen. - Right. What are we playing again?"
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"- Football. - Got it."
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"Set hut! Set hut!"
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"Wendy breaks up with you."
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"Wait a minute! What did I do wrong?"
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"Whatever, Bebe! Like Stan really cares!"
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"Just get out of our football game, you stupid skank."
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"like Stan gives a crap if Wendy breaks up."
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"Stan?"
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"Come on, Stan, it's first down still."
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"- Kyle, will you go talk to Wendy for me? - Why?"
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"Oh, dude, come on, I gotta do my science homework."
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"Dude, please! I might still have a chance to make things work."
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"Look, Stan is really nice,"
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"I've been wanting to break up for a while, but it's nothing against him."
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"She says she's been wanting to break up for a while,"
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"Go tell her to be more direct with me."
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"Jimmy, will you go talk to Wendy for me?"
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"Tell her she's my muse. No! Tell her..."
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"Tell her she's a continuing source of inspiration to me."
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"She's what?"
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"Okay."
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"Stan says you're a cont..."
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"You're a continuing source of inspiration to him."
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"You're gonna have to face facts. It's over."
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"Stan?"
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"Jesus."
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"We came over to cheer you up, Stan!"
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"Go away."
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"I feel this, like, sinking feeling where my heart is."
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"Should I try telling him a fantastic joke?"
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"- I say we take him to Raisins. - What's Raisins?"
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"What do you think, Stan? These girls are pretty cute, huh?"
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"How do you know? We haven't even tried the food yet."
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"How are we doing this afternoon?"
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"- Good. - Good."
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"Okay, I'm gonna get the Zingy-Tingy Wings"
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"How come people have hands, anyway? Did you ever wonder that?"
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"- Can we go, please? - Okay. Okay, come on, you guys."
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"Oh, sweetie! Are you leaving?"
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"Well, when am I gonna get to see you again?"
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"Here, we left you a tip already, but here's another $5."
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"Oh, you are such a sweetie. Come here, you!"
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"I'm nine years old, dude!"
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"- It's time I took control. - What are you doing?"
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"Stan, why don't you show her you love her?"
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"If you really want Wendy back,"
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"try doing the most romantic thing you can think of."
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"stand outside her window,"
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"Oh, wait, Lexus. Jeez, I almost forgot. I got you this present."
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"All right, kids, out on the gym floor for P.E. Class!"
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"Come on, Stan, we're gonna play dodge ball."
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"Dude, you need to snap out of this. So Wendy left you for Token."
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"What are you going to do, just be miserable your whole life?"
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"Maybe I should go hang with the goth kids."
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"eats at your soul."
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"Go ahead and wear your business suits"
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"Love didn't work for my mom and dad, why should it work for me?"
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"My dad is such an asshole."
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"because my heroin-addict aunt is coming over for dinner."
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"All right, so how do I join you?"
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"Okay."
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"Okay, I know it's your first day, Ferrari,"
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"First of all, there's the Five-Foot Rule."
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"you need to acknowledge them, even if they're not at your table."
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"Hey, cutie!"
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"When you're not serving food or talking with customers,"
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"Now, when you take a customer's order,"
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"Write your name down for them, and make them feel special."
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"Go ahead and open for business, Porsche!"
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"Okay!"
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"- Hi! Welcome to Raisins! - Hi, is Lexus here?"
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"- Hey, cutie! - Darling!"
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"Yeah."
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""The pain is everlasting I miss you so much, babe"
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""Want to hold you in my arms again, girl Want to... ""
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"You'd like to wait till I was dead, wouldn't you?"
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"- All right! - Yeah!"
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"Thanks for calling Raisins! This is Porsche."
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"Hi, is Lexus there, please? This is her boyfriend."
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"- Hey, Lexus! - Hi, sweetie! Who's this?"
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"I'm fine. I miss you, though."
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"Sometimes I think our classes are too hard."
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"Hey, sweetie, I was thinking tonight you could come over"
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"and we could watch The Exorcist on DVD."
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"Oh, gee, I don't know, cutie."
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"Oh, that's too bad, cutie. I really want to see you."
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"Oh, I really want to see you too, baby! Don't worry, I'll get more money."
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"Okay, Tigger, gotta run!"
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"I love you."
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"- Yeah. - And she's"
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"Well, all right! Good for you, Butters!"
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"Well, I was hoping to go see her right now. You can come along."
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"But don't embarrass me or nothing."
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"and then we'll leave you two alone."
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"Okay."
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"- Dude, you haven't drank your coffee. - I don't drink coffee."
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"and your homework, you conformist asshole?"
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"You just don't know what real pain is."
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"Go try living in a third-world country, you little pussy!"
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"Time to stop feeling sorry for yourself and come home."
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"Have fun being miserable."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"Here we are, Mom and Dad!"
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"Hi! Welcome to Raisins! Three of you?"
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"Hi, Mercedes. It's me, Lexus' boyfriend."
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"I brought my parents over to meet her."
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"- Yeah! - All right!"
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"Our son hasn't learned yet"
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"This place is horrible to objectify girls like this."
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"I shouldn't? Where am I supposed to be working?"
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"You see, Butters,"
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"Oh, I see. You don't approve of my girlfriend."
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"Our love is as pure as a mountain spring."
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"So, if you can't be happy for us, you can just go to heck, Mom and Dad!"
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"What are you talking about, kid?"
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"What? Lexus, what are you saying?"
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"Are you saying"
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