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Clips from Friends - The One with Rachel's Assistant (S07E07)

"Oh, yeah? Well, how come I can't get my VCR to stop blinking 12:00?"
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"...and not just on TV."
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"I have costumes."
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"It's the same story."
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"They want me back on Days of our Lives."
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"You were at this job four years?"
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"Um, I just have one last question for you, uh..."
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"RACHEL: All right."
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"Hi, yes, I'm sorry. The models are down the hall."
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"What are you talking about? You got three years painting houses..."
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"No, I can't do that."
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"So, ahem, Ross and I are going to Disneyland."
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"No, he visited a town a little south of throw up."
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"I don't know what to do."
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"Uh-huh."
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"- Nice to see you again. - Been a while."
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"...Stryker Ramoray, huh?"
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"I thought you were offering me the part."
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"...I guess you think you're pretty special, huh?"
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"Right."
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"But I hired you."
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"- Hey. - Hey, good, you're home."
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"Ha, ha."
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"Okay, okay. I had food poisoning. It's not like I chose to do it!"
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"Du... ude!"
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"- And this girl is making eyes at Chandler."
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"Whatever, dude. You kissed a guy."
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"You want to tell secrets? Okay, in college..."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"You shush!"
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"Once, she was sent to bed without dinner..."
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"In college, Chandler got drunk..."
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"...and slept with the lady who cleaned our dorm."
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"[MONICA LAUGHS]"
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"Uh, well, they might be a little mad at me over there."
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"Because! They wanted me to audition."
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"He's Tag. This is Phoebe."
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"You can't get involved with your assistant."
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"Hey, Terry."
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"Surprised your big head could fit through our small halls."
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"TERRY: I gotta go, Joey. JOEY: Wait, Terry! Look, uh..."
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"DIRECTOR: And cut."
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"[BUZZER BEEPS]"
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"You know, in my defense, um..."
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"...there was no glitter on the macaroni and very little glue."
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"MONICA: Oh."
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"- Do you have a minute? - Sure. What's up?"
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"- I don't think I should say. - Oh, you can say."
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"Yeah, she's gay."
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"We learned one thing, C.H.E.E.S.E:"
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"Cheerleaders and high explosives don't mix."
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"[JOEY LAUGHING]"
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"CHEESE [ON TV]: You can say that again, Mac."
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"I couldn't have done it alone. You're a genius."
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"[BOTH LAUGHING]"
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"[JOEY LAUGHING]"
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"What did you guys think?"
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"[PHONE RINGS]"
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"CHANDLER: Hey, the phone. MONICA: I got it. I got it."
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"Hello."
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"ROSS: Aw... PHOEBE: That's nice."
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"JOEY: Ma, so what did you think?"
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"Well..."
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"...that was, um, okay."
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"It wasn't the best."
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"That was one of the worst things ever..."
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"- What should we say? - The lighting was okay."
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"You got lighting last time. Lighting is mine."
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"That means I'm stuck with:"
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""So we were watching you in there, and you were sitting right here. Whoa.""
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"- What about you? - I don't know."
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"I can't lie to him again. Oh, no, I... No."
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"I'm just gonna press my breasts up against him."
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"- And say nothing? - Uh-huh, yeah, that's right."
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"Wow, my folks really liked it."
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"What did you guys think?"
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"It wasn't that good."
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"Do you think that your favorite animal says much about you?"
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"You mean behind my back?"
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"Oh, you'll never believe what happened to me today."
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"- I am sitting in my office... JOEY: You guys!"
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"Guess what my agent just said?"
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"I'm in the middle of a story here."
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"Sorry, you finish."
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"I'm sitting in my office, and guess who walks in."
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"I'm gonna be on two TV shows."
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"BOTH: That's great."
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"- Joey. - You weren't finished?"
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"Yeah, "Guess who walks into my office" is my story."
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"Ralph Lauren walked into my office."
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"Uh, if you're starting another story, at least let me finish mine."
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"Uh, wow, it's really long."
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"Ralph just came in to tell me that he's so happy with my work..."
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"...that he wants me to be the new merchandising manager for Polo retail."
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"PHOEBE: Aw..."
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"- Still get a discount on wedding gowns? - Yeah."
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"I'm so happy for you."
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"These really are the days of our lives."
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"- What? - Well, since you ask, ha, ha..."
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"[PHOEBE & MONICA GASP]"
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"- I get a big pay raise! - Oh, hey!"
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"I'll be playing Drake Ramoray's twin brother, Stryker."
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"MONICA & PHOEBE: Ooh..."
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"[SCREAM]"
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"Well... I got a head rush from standing up too fast."
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"- That's right. - This is all very impressive, Hilda."
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"How did I do? Was this okay?"
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"- What? - I've never interviewed anyone."
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"When I was a kid we had a maid, but this isn't the same."
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"No, dear, it's not."
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"[BOTH LAUGH]"
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"Well, thank you so much for coming in."
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"- Nice to meet you. - Good meeting you."
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"I'm a total pro."
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"- Hello. - Wow. Huh, um..."
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"I'm here about the assistant job."
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"Really?"
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"Okay, well, then, all right. Well, just have a seat there."
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"Um, so what's...? What your name?"
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"Tag Jones."
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