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Clips from Family Guy - Airport '07 (S05E05)

"How the hell am I supposed to get to the airport?!"
Family Guy
"I got to fly a plane in 20 minutes."
Family Guy
"Well, come on!"
Family Guy
"They're tagged! They're tagged! Just get me to the airport."
Family Guy
"That's all the motivation I need to actually do this."
Family Guy
"Do you see the hose in the plane?"
Family Guy
"No."
Family Guy
"Well, then, I guess we're finished."
Family Guy
"Thanks, George. You want to say that one more time without the sarcasm?"
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"We've got clear skies, good visibility."
Family Guy
"The temperature in Atlanta is 64 degrees."
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"Uh, flight attendants, please prepare for takeoff."
Family Guy
"What the hell?!"
Family Guy
"- But the bag's not inflating! - It's all right!"
Family Guy
"Our top story : There was drama in the skies of Quahog today,"
Family Guy
"Channel 5 has the spectacular footage."
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"Fortunately, no one was injured."
Family Guy
"However, using state-of-the-art Channel 5 computer technology,"
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"Here's how it would have looked if the plane had crashed into a school."
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"into a school for bunnies."
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"Now here's how it would've looked if the plane had crashed"
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"into a school for bunnies but one passenger had survived,"
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"I'm alive!"
Family Guy
"But boy, am I angry!"
Family Guy
"Is this because I overcooked the roast?!"
Family Guy
"Boy, Quagmire, I'm really sorry they fired you."
Family Guy
"with the intention of flying a pickup truck."
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"Hey, it-it's all right."
Family Guy
"I got enough in my savings until I find another job."
Family Guy
"Which one do you think I'm more pissed about?"
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"Oh, I kind of moved in, if that's okay."
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"I'm broke and jobless."
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"What?!"
Family Guy
"Come on down, Quagmire. You're staying with us."
Family Guy
"Oh, great. This is gonna be worse than the time I lived with Marlee Matlin."
Family Guy
"Hi, Stewie."
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"but you got to feel those things slapping out of there!"
Family Guy
"Hello?"
Family Guy
"There's no one here by the name of Longrod Von Hugendong."
Family Guy
"- And what do you got? - 8,008."
Family Guy
"And what does 8,008 look like on a calculator?"
Family Guy
"Boob! Yeah! All right! All right! All right!"
Family Guy
"He's been living with us for over a month, and I think it's enough now."
Family Guy
"Besides, I can't throw my best friend out on the street"
Family Guy
"Sure!"
Family Guy
"Prom night Dumpster baby"
Family Guy
"My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad"
Family Guy
"- I'm takin' a stroll - He's takin' a stroll"
Family Guy
"- I'm takin' a stroll - He's takin' a stroll"
Family Guy
"I'm takin' a stroll."
Family Guy
"Besides, Quagmire doesn't even have a job."
Family Guy
"because I've had enough of him living in this house."
Family Guy
"You're overreacting, Lois."
Family Guy
"- 'Cause you're a girl. - I'm not overreacting!"
Family Guy
"really no reason to go into any greater detail than this."
Family Guy
"- So how's the job hunt going? - It's awful, Cleveland."
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"- Quagmire blew every gig we got him. - It's too bad."
Family Guy
"Then that's the only answer."
Family Guy
"Fellas, I think I have an idea."
Family Guy
"Quagmire will pose as an airline passenger on the 6:00 flight to New York."
Family Guy
"Then Joe and I will sneak into the flight attendants' lounge"
Family Guy
"Once we have the uniforms and credentials,"
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"making him a hero."
Family Guy
"Boy, this sounds like more trouble than a moose on the interstate."
Family Guy
"I'm trying to get a couple of bucks for something to eat."
Family Guy
"- What's "moose stuff"? - Whatever you want it to be."
Family Guy
"All right, I'm gonna go bring the pilots their coffee."
Family Guy
"but your son stopped kicking the back of my chair."
Family Guy
"Both the pilots are unconscious, and we're in a nosedive."
Family Guy
"If only there was someone on board who could save us."
Family Guy
"I said if only there was someone on board who could save us."
Family Guy
"- Oh, that was great. - Thanks."
Family Guy
"I know you have a choice in airport sex, and I appreciate your choosing Quagmire."
Family Guy
"Please exercise caution when standing up,"
Family Guy
"All right, I got a plane to catch. Say, which gate is flight 209?"
Family Guy
"209? That flight left half an hour ago."
Family Guy
"That plane's going down! My friends are on that plane! They're all gonna die!"
Family Guy
"Here's the condom I said I put on."
Family Guy
"Aren't I just the worst?"
Family Guy
"- Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker. - And I'm Diane Simmons."
Family Guy
"More trouble in the skies over Quahog tonight,"
Family Guy
"as a Trans National jet is apparently out of control."
Family Guy
"Channel 5 has this exclusive recording of a mayday communication from the cockpit."
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"Hugh Hefner?!"
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""and Glenn Quagmire is the best damn pilot I've ever seen.""
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"- John Holmes said that? - You bet he did..."
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"from having unprotected sex with so many people."
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"I got a plane to land."
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"Men, we're doing everything in our power to get you down."
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"Take a firm hold of the throttle, and pull the red mixture knob out slowly."
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"All right, now do you see a button that looks like a drunken gay guy"
Family Guy
"eyeing you from across the bar?"
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"All right, press the button right above it."
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"Some new developments in the flight 209 drama."
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"Recently discharged pilot Captain Glenn Quagmire"
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"is apparently talking the plane down."
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"- I'm at the wrong airport. - Oops. Well, thanks, Ollie."
Family Guy
"All right, Peter, slide the red knob all the way out."
Family Guy
"And the second those wheels touch the ground, you hit the emergency brake."
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"Well, guess there's nothing left to do but watch the end of Last Holiday."
Family Guy
"Damn!"
Family Guy
"Oh, no, she di-in't."
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"- Oh, yes, she did. - No, she di-in't."
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"- Yes, she did, Peter! I just saw it! - All right, take it easy."
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"Ah, Glenn, we are so thrilled for you."
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"- now that you're a hero. - Yeah, and I'm so happy for you,"
Family Guy
"after I was arrested for hijacking."
Family Guy
"You put yourselves on the line and you gave me my life back."
Family Guy
"Now, if you'll excuse me. I got to go to work."
Family Guy
"Scientists have determined that the universe was created by..."
Family Guy
"Peter, that's disgusting. Here. Spit in this cup instead."
Family Guy
"Did we finish fueling?"
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""but I just don't have the time.""
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"gone home, and mercilessly beat his wife."
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"You'd have to be made of stone not to feel saddened by that."
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"No, Peter, it's perfectly normal to siphon jet fuel from an active runway"
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"I'll be fine."
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"Yeah, and there's an annoying little homo screaming in my kitchen."
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"- And though I came from a hole - And though he came from a hole"
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"Prom night Dumpster baby"
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