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Clips from Family Guy - Airport '07 (S05E05)

"Family Guy Airport '07"
Family Guy
"Oh, that dog of mine!"
Family Guy
"Peter, can we please go now? This is excruciating."
Family Guy
"Are you kidding, Brian?"
Family Guy
"Not like the last time I was at a comedy club."
Family Guy
"Wait. Let me guess."
Family Guy
"This is going to be more painful to watch"
Family Guy
"Oh, boy! A Fudgesicle!"
Family Guy
"Chris, what happened to the couch?"
Family Guy
"Dad dragged it out on the lawn, 'cause he said"
Family Guy
"Dad, what are you doing?"
Family Guy
"which means I am about to do something to you"
Family Guy
"...hundreds and hundreds of years old."
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"God...!"
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"- If you look at the bones of a... - Jesus."
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"...aurus Rex, it's clear, by the use of carbon-dating that..."
Family Guy
"- Peter, do we have to watch this? - This is what rednecks watch, Brian."
Family Guy
"Peter, you painted over the back window. Isn't that dangerous?"
Family Guy
"I'm a redneck, Brian."
Family Guy
"- Quagmire, I am so sorry. - Don't worry about it."
Family Guy
"All right. Thanks a lot, Peter."
Family Guy
"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain, Glenn Quagmire."
Family Guy
"We're looking at about a four-and-a-half-hour flight time today."
Family Guy
"The flight's going to be a little longer than we've expected."
Family Guy
"We've got some very strong headwinds... giggety."
Family Guy
"Secure your own mask first, and then assist the child!"
Family Guy
"Even though oxygen is flowing, the bag may not inflate!"
Family Guy
"That was too close."
Family Guy
"We'd better alert the mayor. I'll have to interrupt his photo op."
Family Guy
"My Pet Goat. Page one."
Family Guy
""You know, said my pet goat, I'm sure, if I watched Grey's Anatomy, I'd like it,""
Family Guy
"as a Trans National 767 was forced to make a crash-landing."
Family Guy
"Someone's gonna have to pay for this!"
Family Guy
"Why! Why!"
Family Guy
"Powerful stuff."
Family Guy
"I feel like this is partially my fault."
Family Guy
"Look, I know I caused a lot of trouble, but my redneck days are over."
Family Guy
"No more crotch shots of me getting out of a car."
Family Guy
"Mom! Dad! There's somebody in my tree house!"
Family Guy
"All right, who's up there?"
Family Guy
"Quagmire, you belong in a tree. You're a nut."
Family Guy
"Listen, I really want to thank you guys for taking me in in my time of need."
Family Guy
"Oh, you must have a wrong number."
Family Guy
"- Now multiply it by four. - Okay."
Family Guy
"Boob!"
Family Guy
"What if we had two calculators and we put them next to each other?"
Family Guy
"Find one, yes!"
Family Guy
"Peter, you and I need to talk about Quagmire."
Family Guy
"like a prom night Dumpster baby."
Family Guy
"I'm just a prom night Dumpster baby"
Family Guy
"- I miss my mom - But she's at the prom"
Family Guy
"So I'm a prom night Dumpster baby"
Family Guy
"- I'm takin' a stroll - He's takin' a stroll"
Family Guy
"And you can't spell "overreacting" without "ovary.""
Family Guy
"Hey, uh, just an FYI,"
Family Guy
"Okay, so I'll talk to him tomorrow?"
Family Guy
"I really liked that job working on the Starship Enterprise."
Family Guy
"Dude,"
Family Guy
"you got to introduce me to that black chick."
Family Guy
"Guys, the only thing I know how to do is fly a plane."
Family Guy
"And I'll never be happy unless I can do it again."
Family Guy
"Once we're in the air, we drug the pilots."
Family Guy
"At which point, Quagmire is forced to step in and land the plane safely,"
Family Guy
"I could have sex with you"
Family Guy
"or I could just stand over there and drink from the lake."
Family Guy
"And everything in between."
Family Guy
"Get in."
Family Guy
"than dating a hot girl with a bad laugh."
Family Guy
"- I really like you, Sandy. - I really like you, too, Peter."
Family Guy
"Yeah? You like it when I kiss you here?"
Family Guy
"- Yeah. - How about here?"
Family Guy
"Oh, stop, I'm tick..."
Family Guy
"Thank you."
Family Guy
"Uh, Peter, I don't see Quagmire."
Family Guy
"as the contents of your panties may have shifted during coitus."
Family Guy
"- What?! Oh, no! - And that's not the worst part."
Family Guy
"Hey, there, son. Mind if I have a seat?"
Family Guy
"Ah, who the hell am I kidding? I don't deserve to be a pilot."
Family Guy
"- I've let everybody down. - Did you do the best you could?"
Family Guy
"That reminds me of a guy you might've heard of."
Family Guy
"Excuse me, Hef."
Family Guy
"- We're all gonna die! - I can't believe this is happening!"
Family Guy
"Stand aside, sir. I'll take it from here."
Family Guy
"Peter, this is Quagmire."
Family Guy
"Now I want you to listen very carefully and do exactly as I tell you."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I see it."
Family Guy
"Coming up : Why calling every Asian man you meet "Chung King""
Family Guy
"can land an anchorman in hot water. After this."
Family Guy
"Get some!"
Family Guy
"Yeah, guess it didn't take too much for you to get your job back,"
Family Guy
"Synchronisation : Kemar Transcript : Raceman"
Family Guy
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Redneck Comedy Tour!"
Family Guy
"Featuring..."
Family Guy
"You know you're a redneck if you come from a rural area and behave as such."
Family Guy
"You tell me how that got in there!"
Family Guy
"Who knows how that got in there?"
Family Guy
"These men and their redneck lifestyle really speak to me."
Family Guy
"This is the greatest show I've seen in years."
Family Guy
"I hear this guy's hilarious. He played Kramer, you know."
Family Guy
"Oh, this is gonna be fun!"
Family Guy
"This is because of the Redneck Comedy Festival, isn't it?"
Family Guy
"Peter, you can't suddenly decide to be a redneck just because of some show."
Family Guy
"Some show?"
Family Guy
"Lois, those men showed me the way to an identity"
Family Guy
"I've been searching for my whole life."
Family Guy
"I am going to do everything a redneck is supposed to do."
Family Guy
"than when he ate half a Fudgesicle in one bite."
Family Guy
"Hey, Meg, come here. Have a seat."
Family Guy
"Meg, I'm a redneck,"
Family Guy
"that you will not remember until you're 40."
Family Guy
"Meg, come back here!"
Family Guy
"I'm Carl Sagan."
Family Guy
"Just how old is our planet?"
Family Guy
"Scientists believe it's four bil..."
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"...big bang."
Family Guy
"Mountain Dew is the best soda ever made."
Family Guy
"Stewie, wait. Don't..."
Family Guy
"Where's my money?"
Family Guy
"Peter, what the hell?! My car!"
Family Guy
"Oh, sorry, Quagmire."
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