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Clips from The O.C. - The Shower (S01E01)

"- So this is my boyfriend, Ryan. - Hi."
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"Cindy's been telling me some priceless stories about your mom."
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"Yeah, I was telling her about Julie's Def Leppard phase."
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"- I can't believe she ever went to Anaheim. - So where is the belle of the ball anyway?"
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"Doing yoga? Getting Botox?"
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"You and Julie, do you talk often?"
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"Last time I saw her, and memory's a little foggy on account of the Jell-O shots..."
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"- What the hell are you doing here? - Well, it's nice to see you too."
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"I'm here because I was invited by Marissa."
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"- Marissa, is this true? - You guys have tons to catch up on..."
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"...so I'll give you some alone time. - We should probably get that cake too."
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"Right. Have fun."
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"And I decided that I wanted to celebrate both holidays, so what I did..."
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"...is, basically, I combined them, and I made Chrismukkah."
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"- Chrismukkah. - Chrismukkah."
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"Chrismukkah. Well, that must be a lot of fun for you."
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"Yeah, we have fun with it. But I don't want you to think I'm all about..."
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"I have interests. I have hobbies."
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"- Do you? - Sure, I do, sir."
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"...arguably one of the best writers in comics today."
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"...you know, sophistication of... I want to say Alan Moore."
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"Iceman?"
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"He freezes things."
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"- So, Summer... - Isn't Summer the best?"
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"Little force of nature, just sitting there. Little live wire."
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"What, in your surgical opinion, does she have more of?"
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"- Cohen, what are you talking about? - Summer. Summer..."
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"Yes."
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"- You know? - Easy."
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"...because my dad's getting married to Julie. And Kirsten's planning the shower..."
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"You know what? We should wait until the timing's right."
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"- Yeah. - Right. Okay, good."
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"- Okay, great. - Excellent."
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"- So much for the high road. - Yeah, this is way more fun."
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"Hi, we're here to pick up a cake for Cooper."
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"- You need another piece. - Stop!"
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"- Eddie? - I didn't want you involved."
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"Sandy... Sandy knows about this?"
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"Hey, where have you been?"
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"I couldn't sleep. I thought watching the sun come up..."
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"...and getting my ass kicked by some 4-footers would help."
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"It didn't."
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"Here's that vanilla half-caf caramel macchiato on the dry side you love."
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"It's so good. It's only 1500 calories per sip."
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"- Hey, what time is that shower today? - Why?"
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"- I'll be coming from Chino. - What?"
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"Metaphorically, of course. At the very least, give him a good scare."
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"- I'm taking back the coffee. - People here need to hear from you."
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"- Ryan is really upset. - What can I do?"
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"- He won't talk to me. - Explain it to him..."
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"...instead of trying to match him glare for glare. What about Theresa?"
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"She'd love to hear from you."
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"- You can keep the coffee. - Thank you."
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"...but I couldn't until Theresa gave me the okay."
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"I'm a lawyer. She asked for privacy, she's entitled."
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"She's getting beat up, and you keep it from me?"
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"What if I had told you? What are you gonna do?"
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"I don't know, help her."
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"Now that you do know..."
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"...I sure hope you don't prove me right."
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"If she's around people that care about her..."
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"...he'd maybe want to say hey. Do you know where he is?"
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"No, didn't say."
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"No, I didn't think he would. I mean, it got a little awkward there..."
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"...at, like, the bread basket. - Bread basket?"
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"I said, "You'll wanna go bread stick as opposed to dinner roll.""
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"He went bread stick. Shows he trusts me."
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"So I didn't even get a review at all, huh?"
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"...nothing involving thumbs or stars or... - We should go."
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"He deserves it."
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"I'm the one that has to figure this thing out."
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"You're not gonna stay with him?"
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"Right?"
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"And Eddie and I will live happily ever after."
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"- How can you joke? - Because I'm tired of crying."
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"Okay?"
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"- I haven't seen you like this in a while. - What?"
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"Flustered? Upset?"
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"Passionate. Driven."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"So are you ready to face the happy couple?"
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"So, Theresa, I hope you've decided to join us for the shower."
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"...works like a magic wand."
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"Hey, are you guys ready to go to the shower?"
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"- Hey, Theresa. - Theresa's in town for a while."
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"Of course. Well, then you should come to the shower."
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"- And, Kirsten, what a lovely party. - Thank you."
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"I hope not, or I'm in trouble. Thank you."
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"After all your mom's been through, she deserves a man like Caleb Nichol."
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"I better get over there or there might not even be a wedding."
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"Hey, Juju, your ears must be burning."
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"Cindy, thank you for entertaining Cal here..."
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"Maybe it'll soak up some of that whiskey."
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"She's got oomph. Spark."
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"Oh, and Julie looks fabulous."
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"Oh, you know, I've always wanted to try Yogalates."
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"- Really? - Me too. Maybe we should..."
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"Yeah. I was just feeling a little lost out there."
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"- Me being here, I'm getting in the way. - Hey, it's not your fault."
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"...he seems really happy right now."
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"Look, Cal, a juicer."
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"- I need one of these. - How about a game?"
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"Okay, folks!"
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"All right, I'm gonna be Chuck Woolery."
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"I'm gonna ask a question..."
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"...and whoever shouts out the most right answers, wins."
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"First question: What is Julie's favorite meal?"
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"Oh, I know this. Chilean sea bass with roasted baby carrots."
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"No. No, the answer is:"
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"For both of you."
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"- Everything's okay? - Yeah, it's just, at a shower."
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"- What are you doing talking to him? - Stay out of this."
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"What did you think I was gonna do? He hit you. You can't go back to him."
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"- I know that. - You're an expert on the subject?"
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"Has he done it before?"
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"Growing up, who was Julie's first love?"
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"Rick Springfield?"
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"Close. The entire defensive line of our eighth-grade football team."
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"I refuse to sit here and be humiliated."
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