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Clips from The O.C. - The Shower (S01E01)

"...he wants me to help Kirsten throw a shower for my mom."
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"What about moving in with them? Have you told your dad yet?"
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"No, but I will."
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"Hey, I almost, maybe, might beat you this time."
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"What is it with those two?"
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"The Pac-Man and the getting along and the happy times."
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"Hi. Yeah, we're still on for tonight."
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"Fajitas? Yeah, okay."
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"I'm gonna make the margs."
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"Kidding. God. Oh, my God, I know."
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"Okay, I'll see you later."
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"- He is. He's my best friend. - Why have I never met him?"
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"I was wondering if you had parents."
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"...you've met my mom, Captain Oats, the list goes on."
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"I've never introduced a boyfriend to my dad before."
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"It's kind of a big deal."
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"Well, you're forgetting one key factor here, Summer."
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"Parents love me, okay?"
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"I've got this non-threatening, non-sexual vibe they eat up."
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"We'll go miniature golfing or hot-tubbing or something fun."
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"- Drying out? - No, some stress-management program."
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"You sure you want to skip the hot tub?"
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"Okay, lunch is good."
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"Hey."
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"- Who did that to you? - Sorry to call you out of the blue like this."
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"The other night, he had a couple drinks, and he just..."
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"...went off. - So you're leaving him, I hope."
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"...if he does this again, what would happen to him if I pressed charges?"
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"It depends, anything from a restraining order to jail time."
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"You're not still thinking about marrying the guy?"
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"Maybe I'll put on a little Dean Martin. I don't know."
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"- Okay, tomorrow just sit under a light. - What?"
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"Sit under a light. He wants to see you better."
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"- He's a plastic surgeon. - I know what he does for a living..."
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"...and we can have fun with that, but let's talk about hobbies."
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"Mostly we talk about me."
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"I just was kind of hoping for some... You know what I mean?"
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"...my dad really loves me."
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"And I really like you."
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"So he's gonna really like you."
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"- Right, right, right. We should... - Yeah."
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"It's so incredibly high-school."
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"Hey, kiddo. Hi."
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"- Faucet. - My faucet, which is..."
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"Now that the faucet is, you know, fixed."
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"Okay. Listen, thank you so much."
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"You know, if anything else breaks then I'll give you a call."
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"- Bye. - See you."
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"Wow. You guys really need to work on your improv skills."
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"With your mom and Caleb, the last thing you needed to deal with was this."
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"You know what? Better than that, I'm happy for you."
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"It's just with Mom and Caleb getting married..."
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"...and they're moving into this new house..."
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"I know a lot is changing, kiddo, but it's not all bad."
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"- You know Caleb is buying the restaurant? - I know."
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"Yeah. And, you know, we're gonna be okay."
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"We're talking millions of dollars."
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"We're gonna get out of this place, move into a real home and start over."
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"- Seth's meeting your dad? - Yeah, so?"
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"Well, that's gonna go well."
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"Turns out I'm great with the parents."
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"- I'm better with parents than daughters. - I believe that."
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"I think we know I'm pretty good with the daughters. Know what I mean?"
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"This little one right here. Her daddy's gonna feel it."
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"- Yeah. - I can't believe Eddie would hit her."
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"I know. And Theresa has made it clear she does not want to press charges."
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"So unless she changes her mind, there's only so much I can do."
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"...somewhere to go. It's a start."
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"Yeah, until she decides to go back to Chino and marry the guy anyway."
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"- He doesn't know. - What?"
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"She knows he'd fly off the handle."
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"He breaks his probation and he ends up back in juvie."
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"Ryan, need something? More soda?"
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"I got it. What's going on?"
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"Come on, just pick one. Marissa's gonna be here soon."
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"Don't rush me. I've got a lot riding on this."
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"Her dad thinks it's a sign of weakness."
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"Only then can I earn his trust."
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"- I hope you're not like this during lunch. - This one? Too edgy?"
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"That's a good point. White shirts make my teeth look yellow."
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"- Hey. - Hey. Your mom's in there with Kirsten."
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"- You can't lose. - This looks great..."
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"...fruited Israeli couscous."
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"- Oh, honey, hi. - Hey."
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"So you stopped by to help us, huh?"
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"Actually, Kirsten called me, so I stopped by to help Kirsten."
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"- Kirsten. Ryan. - Julie."
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"- You okay? - Fine."
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"So, what can I do to help?"
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"Double check the guest list with the invitations."
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"I have everyone from The Newport Group, all the ladies from spin class."
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"Aunt Cindy, you'll get in touch with her?"
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"See? Take the high road."
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"You've never met Aunt Cindy."
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"Well."
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"- Besides, we're family. - Right. Are we? I don't know."
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"...my fianc Áe wants help picking out linens for the reception."
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"I had no idea there were so many shades of beige."
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"All right, we'll see you."
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"But you know what? I don't care. Two and a half million dollars?"
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"I can finally breathe again."
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"...I wish it could have been the place that did it, not Caleb."
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"That's how it was supposed to be."
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"Think about it. All that meat loaf you'd be making? It's off your hands."
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"No, no. I mean real work."
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"Like rescuing kids..."
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"...and down-and-out guys who are millions of dollars in debt."
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"Come on, right now there's a stray out there just waiting for you..."
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"Remember, we are off-our-asses wasted and totally lost in the woods..."
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"...and I gotta go like nobody's business, so I end up dropping trou right there."
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"Sure enough, poison oak everywhere."
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"Julie tells the whole school."
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"What a bitch, right?"
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"- Charming story. - Yeah, good times."
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"Mind if I smoke?"
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"- Actually, l... - Sorry."
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"I tried to quit once, but I ended up putting on 30 pounds."
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"And who wants to have sex with that, right?"
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"Aunt Cindy. Look at you!"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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