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Clips from Aqua Teen Hunger Force - The Clowning (S02E02)

"Did the termites come? I want to name mine Bobby."
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"We'll take Bobby off your hands. You can handle the rest, right?"
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"I don't lose my cool as much anymore."
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"I've gone through some changes in the past 24 hours."
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"Wait a minute. Carl, I got what you need."
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"This cost me plenty."
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"Sure, yeah, it's fake. What are you, stupid? Look at it."
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"- All right, I guess I'll go buy a brush. - You can buy this one!"
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"Could have sworn I had one from middle school..."
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"A little try before you buy, huh? Come here, bitch! Stand and deliver!"
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"Yeah, I knew it. I'm not dumb. Just making conversation with you."
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"Make it on your way out, okay?"
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"Wasn't gonna do that. Now get out of here!"
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"Damn it. Fricking come off."
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"You got the Boston box set. I'm just gonna borrow this, okay?"
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"You want to wake up hanging from it?"
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"Why, are you fishing for compliments?"
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"No. Look at my hair."
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"and I proved it to your record player and your lawn mower..."
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"and score big time!"
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"when his feet grow to the size of pontoons?"
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"Look, I'll handle this, Bingo."
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"That is Carl, Meatwad."
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"Damn it, how do I shave?"
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"Oh, baby."
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"- That's rocking. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, I wrote that. It's called, "I want to rock your body. ""
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"Easy, big boy."
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"You're not mature enough."
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"I knew there was something special about you."
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"Are you sure that thing if FDA approved?"
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"Yeah, hair dyes. I'm Duran Duran. What are you frigging talking about?"
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"- I get it. - You gotta work with me on this."
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"It ain't making me laugh, but I get it."
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"It's a classic case. It's by the book."
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"But what does it mean?"
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"And the wig that Carl has is full of it."
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"Carl, I'm afraid you've been clowned!"
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"Yeah, I thought my flip flops felt a little tight."
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"Put those down! Carl, it's your wig."
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"Hang on, Carl. I'll be right back. Don't worry. I know what I'm doing."
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"The flamethrower. I'll go get it."
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"And five, ladies and..."
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"I feel kind of funny. Like, ha-ha funny."
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"What? We'll just freeze him until I can figure out a cure."
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"- What is it? What? - I said the coat rack broke!"
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"Yeah."
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"You know. I mean, of course you know."
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"Yeah. 6-inch on wheat, no mayo."
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"Hang on. Dr. Weird?"
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"Hey, Carl. Man, you're looking good today."
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"- You lost some weight, didn't you? - Maybe a couple of pounds, you know."
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"Yeah, partly."
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"Come over and take your pick. Please. There's millions to choose from."
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"Bobby. Come here, boy."
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"Come on, boy."
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"Fine. You know, whenever. Just before the house disappears."
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"I got to say, you're taking this pretty well."
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"- Do you have a brush I could borrow? - We don't. We're all bald."
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"I use this for my teeth and my hair."
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"Here's a ribcage from a chicken I didn't eat."
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"Now, cave men would actually use this to straighten their hair in the olden days..."
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"No! No one touches this mane with a fricking chicken bone."
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"You all are being rude to our only neighbor. Now stop."
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"You're being rude to me."
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"Don't chain me down with your manners."
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"It's gonna end up on your lawn anyway."
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"I saw you checking out my goods. You want a sampling?"
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""Come here, bitch"? Please. Be polite."
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"- How did you fricking get in here? - Powers. I have them."
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"- So it was a rug! - Of course it's a rug."
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"Yeah, I frigging grew it overnight."
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"Look, I've dealt with a lot of rugs before."
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"The number one thing you don't want to do, is wear it to bed..."
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"And you don't want to pass that thing, let me tell you."
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"Damn it! Where's the frigging pry bar?"
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"Are you still asleep? Now listen up."
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"- How did you get in here? - Science fiction!"
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"That's a horrible personality trait. Nobody likes..."
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"It's actually rocking a little harder now. Yeah!"
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"Your hair! It's always about what you have and you own."
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"Know this! If you're an object, don't ever cross me."
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"I know."
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"Need to get that "screaming for vengeance" shirt..."
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"The clowning has begun."
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"Hello?"
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"Frigging air vent."
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"God! I wanted him to see me say it!"
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"I wanted to say, "Me, over here. I said it. ""
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"Don't you want to occasionally freak people out?"
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"You just go back to your little midget car..."
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"Good, that means you're leaving."
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"Now fricking go, you stupid clown."
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"This is just one of my many rental properties."
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"I'm a rich man."
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"Come on in. Let's see where this 12-pack takes us."
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"Frylock, someone's trying to break into Carl's house."
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"A woman? Hang on. Let me shave."
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"Solo!"
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"- Take your shirt off! - Shut up, man. She's gonna do it."
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"Let's go! Let's see some skin!"
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"Twist those dirty bags!"
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"Don't you worry. I'm getting rid of them right now."
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"No. See if they want to join us."
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"Jackpot!"
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"I'm not just saying that 'cause you're a whore."
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"But you are a total whore."
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"- No. No, that ain't happening here. - Why not, Red?"
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"Red? Where's that coming from?"
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"I don't color my hair. I ain't no fruit. And I'm about to prove it to you."
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"So you watch if you want, 'cause I think she kind of gets off on it."
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"There's something wrong with that wig."
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"Wake up. Drink your beer. Make you feel better, baby."
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"We need to check it out. Let's go."
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"No way. I'm checking this out."
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"All right, wait for me."
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"It's like a negative planetarium, all that thing."
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"'Cause she's got all those moles!"
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"All right. You know, you guys take the fun out of living."
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"Oh, my God! Just as I thought. Shake, take a look at this."
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