Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from American Dad! - Finger Lenting Good (S08E08)

"because I cannot find my true love."
American Dad!
"But hark!"
American Dad!
"♪"
American Dad!
"it appears we may be nearing the end of our quest."
American Dad!
"I can't stop thinking about those spiders in your boobies."
American Dad!
"(playing fanfare)"
American Dad!
"Good sir, 'tis I, the Prince of Mardi Gras."
American Dad!
"Be there any fair maidens in this cottage?"
American Dad!
"Why, yes, indeed."
American Dad!
"and they all went to your Mardi Gras ball."
American Dad!
"The prince is here to see all the bosoms in the house!"
American Dad!
"Oh! The prince! He's here!"
American Dad!
"Father, Father, try my bitty first."
American Dad!
"No, mine. Try mine."
American Dad!
"It'll fit me. I just know it."
American Dad!
"But the crest and the fairy tale cottage."
American Dad!
"Are you sure there are not any other maidens in the house?"
American Dad!
"Well, I do have a stepdaughter,"
American Dad!
"but it couldn't possibly be her."
American Dad!
"She was not permitted to go to the party."
American Dad!
"♪"
American Dad!
"I wish we could live inside this song forever."
American Dad!
"(clock chiming)"
American Dad!
"I did it, daughters."
American Dad!
"I married her off."
American Dad!
"We're just gonna let that guy and his fish take our cow?"
American Dad!
"♪"
American Dad!
"Your family was true to their word,"
American Dad!
"so fully-fingered they shall remain."
American Dad!
"Oh. (sobs)"
American Dad!
"Oh. Oh. (sobbing)"
American Dad!
"You are a failure."
American Dad!
"No!"
American Dad!
"She's innocent!"
American Dad!
"Take my whole hand!"
American Dad!
"Take my hairy right goose egg!"
American Dad!
"My God."
American Dad!
"Smiths, what a heroic display."
American Dad!
"A family coming together to save their matriarch."
American Dad!
"This sacrifice is the true spirit of Lent."
American Dad!
"I hereby absolve you from any further sacrifice."
American Dad!
"(all sigh)"
American Dad!
"(sighing)"
American Dad!
"but we broke another promise."
American Dad!
"Francine, you were right."
American Dad!
"We promised a finger, and for once,"
American Dad!
"this family is following through."
American Dad!
"Oh, Stan, we did it!"
American Dad!
"We finally don't suck."
American Dad!
"I love you."
American Dad!
"Let me tourniquet that, Mr. S."
American Dad!
"And so, Smiths, you have truly seen the message of Lent,"
American Dad!
"and that is, if you want to please God,"
American Dad!
"give up something for 40 days, or cut off a finger,"
American Dad!
"then go right back to drinking, cursing,"
American Dad!
"pillaging, raping, and doing cocaine."
American Dad!
"The only man who's delivered mail"
American Dad!
"His shorts were always the harbinger of summer!"
American Dad!
"Stan, you were supposed to give up yelling for New Year's."
American Dad!
"Come on, guys. What do you say?"
American Dad!
"No crying."
American Dad!
"Am I drunk? What's in this cake?"
American Dad!
"Francine, maybe we'll all just give up"
American Dad!
"How are the sacrifices going?"
American Dad!
"You want to cut off our fingers?!"
American Dad!
"The finger of the first person"
American Dad!
"(whirring)"
American Dad!
"♪"
American Dad!
"(slot machine jackpot)"
American Dad!
"No way. Hits too close to home."
American Dad!
"Thank you very much. Thanks."
American Dad!
"You heard him-- as soon as he gets his finger,"
American Dad!
"Oh, Mr. S...."
American Dad!
"(sobbing)"
American Dad!
"Okay, huddle up."
American Dad!
"Okay, here's the plan."
American Dad!
"Klaus, my liege,"
American Dad!
"She was busy doing chores."
American Dad!
"Are you ready, Francine, to pay for your sins?"
American Dad!
"Take my finger instead."
American Dad!
"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
American Dad!
"Yeah, good idea, not a good idea."
American Dad!
"Like two dark castles with tiny little moats."
American Dad!
"And my thought was I hate you."
American Dad!
"(playing fanfare)"
American Dad!
"♪ 'Cause nothing compares"
American Dad!
"For me."
American Dad!
"(sobbing)"
American Dad!
"Just get it out of my face!"
American Dad!
"Francine, you have broken your contract with God."
American Dad!
"Uh-huh..."
American Dad!
"(metallic clinking)"
American Dad!
"Klaus, this pastie... It's hers..."
American Dad!
"(fanfare plays)"
American Dad!
"Ah, nothing like a nice movie night"
American Dad!
"My man! Up top! My dog! ...ego Lenten anathema seseque digitum."
American Dad!
"(garbled radio transmission, siren wailing in distance)"
American Dad!
"It's you!"
American Dad!
"Can't hear, won't cry!"
American Dad!
"(gasps)"
American Dad!
"(sobbing)"
American Dad!
"STAN: I'm yelling!"
American Dad!
"Beignet!"
American Dad!
"♪ Good morning, USA!"
American Dad!
"so I documented everything."
American Dad!
"It is rumored you know of all things stripper."
American Dad!
"It's handmade."
American Dad!
"This sucks, Dad."
American Dad!
"Look, we're doing this"
American Dad!
"That's the way I like 'em."
American Dad!
"and then you'd have to go."
American Dad!
"(wind whistles, thudding)"
American Dad!
"I'm a kid! I'll Google it tomorrow."
American Dad!
"So, Francine, which finger shall I take?"
American Dad!
"(brakes squeak)"
American Dad!
"Fine."
American Dad!
"They're like 90% nips."
American Dad!
"ALL: Yeah!"
American Dad!
"I'm giving it up for sure."
American Dad!
"Bleah!"
American Dad!
Show more clips