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Clips from American Dad! - Finger Lenting Good (S08E08)

"Plinko!"
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"Let's see what we got..."
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"Oh, Lucas!"
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"Nope, that'll make me cry."
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"Okay. Field of Dreams."
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"I was never close to my father."
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"right in front of my face?"
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"I need it so I don't smoke."
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"Nope."
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"Steve, please, kindly, please find a movie"
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"and stop flipping channels before I wring the last breath"
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"out of your very, very, very annoying body."
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"Ugh, I can't be near that popcorn."
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"Well done, Hayley!"
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"Throw out the temptation."
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"Throw out the devil in all of you."
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"I know it's difficult, young man."
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"Of course, if you'd rather I just take a finger"
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"Oh, and I was watching the shower cam."
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"Why do you only shave your left goose egg?"
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"I'm doing it now too, and I want to know the reason why."
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"Okay, Mrs. Simmons,"
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"if you'll step away from the mammogram machine,"
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"I have one more important test."
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"Your breasts are full of spiders!"
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"Hey, how's Daddy's little trooper?"
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"Listen, I get that this is hard for you,"
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"but you're such a sweet, good boy."
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"That's why I want you to let Bullock take your finger. What?!"
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"he'll leave, and we'll all be off the hook."
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"So just give up and let him have your finger."
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"For Papa."
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"Forget it, man."
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"But someone in this house"
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"has to crack and give Bullock their finger"
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"is giving me very tiny hard poops."
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"JEFF: Babe, where's my hat?"
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"HAYLEY: You're wearing it."
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"(Jeff laughs)"
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"Of course, the moron!"
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"Jeff."
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"Mr. S."
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"I don't think I tell you enough"
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"how honored I am to have you in my family."
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"Really?"
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"I just wish there was some physical way"
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"I could express our familial closeness."
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"Meet love halfway, Jeff."
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"Babe, no!"
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"You're in pre-hug! (gasps)"
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"Well, two can play at that game."
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"Obama has done amazing things with health care."
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"Soon our medical system will be as good as Canada's."
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"(gasps)"
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"♪ It's been seven hours and 15 days ♪"
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"No!"
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"The saddest song ever."
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"Dad, help!"
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"Hang on, son! I'm coming!"
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"♪ I go out every night and sleep all day ♪"
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"Traitor!"
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"♪ Since you took your love away ♪"
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"♪ But nothing"
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"That's right, Steve. Your father betrayed you."
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"♪ I said nothing can take away these blues ♪ Hurts, don't it?"
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"Let it out, buddy."
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"Jeff, Steve's about to go down."
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"♪ Nothing compares 2 U"
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"They're trying to make me break."
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"Lent is only 37 more days."
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"(all groan)"
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"(sighs) People are stressing me out, and I can't smoke,"
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"so I'm gonna go sit on the dryer and think about Stamos."
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"What are we gonna do, Dad?"
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"I don't think we can make it."
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"Hey gang, I'm ho... ly moly!"
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"Sorry, I didn't mean to make it sound like I was blaming you."
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"(whimpering)"
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"(exhaling loudly)"
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"I don't understand."
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"Trickery! Steve's guts?"
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"What?! Why would you do that?!"
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"After all, it was you"
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"who dragged us into this in the first place."
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"Oh, did I miss a hot sauce and hose party?"
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"(gasps) Francine!"
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"Looks like I'm cutting off your finger."
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"Just one finger from whoever cracked first."
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"That was the deal, right?"
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"Right-o!"
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"(laughs) We're free!"
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"(sobbing)"
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"So good."
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"Stop flipping channels yesterday!"
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"This one."
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"Ooh, that is a hard burn on you, Smiths."
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"All right then, I'm off to the kitchen"
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"to set up the ceremony,"
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"and then we'll chop your pinky off in two shakes."
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"Francine, you're shaking like a leaf."
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"Do you not want to do this?"
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"It's okay. I have a plan to get you out of here."
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"We're not gonna let Bullock cut off your finger."
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"We peel out of the driveway,"
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"But hold on, Francine. Here comes Bullock."
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"Oh, man, he's in a Lamborghini."
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"Jeff, toss me the Uzi."
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"Oh, no, I forgot it."
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"I'm gonna drive straight into the mall!"
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"Not through the puppy store!"
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"Stop! Stan, I'm not running away from this."
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"We made a promise to Bullock,"
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"and for once in our lives,"
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"we're going to be a family that follows through."
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"I'm letting him take my finger."
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"(sighs)"
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"I got to warn you guys."
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"I get real faint at the sight of blood."
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"What?! You?! No!"
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"Well, Prince Charles was pretty devastated when..."
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