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Clips from American Dad! - Finger Lenting Good (S08E08)

"we started six years ago."
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"Mmm, popsicles."
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"Hey, let's all quit our jobs and buy an ice cream truck."
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"Just drive around, making kids happy."
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"See what a truck would cost."
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"Gosh, it sounds really complicated."
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"You know what? We tried. Let's just forget it. Yeah, I don't really care."
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"Mardi Gras, bitches!"
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"I got beads aplenty, so I want to see all your tatas!"
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"Except you, Hayley. You have the worst boobs."
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"Mardi Gras."
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"That means Lent starts tomorrow!"
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"What the hell is Lent?"
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"Lent is the period between Mardi Gras and Easter."
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"It's a time of prayer and introspection."
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"People give up things for the 40 days of Lent"
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"to get closer to God or remember Jesus' sacrifice."
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"(can-can music playing): ♪ No-no-no-no-no-no-no!"
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"♪ No-no-no-no-no-no!"
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"♪ No-no-no-no! (farts)"
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"I don't appreciate you tainting my booby holiday with God stuff."
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"Let's give it another try for Lent."
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"No yelling."
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"And I'll quit smoking."
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"And we'll really follow through this time."
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"Okay, fine."
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"If you do this, I'll let everyone"
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"get pee-in-their-pants drunk at Roger's Mardi Gras."
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"(gasps) Let's get in line so we're the first ones there!"
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"Deputy Director Bullock? What are you doing here?"
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"I've been waiting with you for, like, three days."
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"When you went off to get your Frito Pie, I had time to think."
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"Treme!"
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"Last chance to get our vices out."
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"(sobbing)"
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"Rum! It's also in this needle."
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"So do you and Greg plan to give up butt play for Lent?"
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"Um, we don't consider that a vice."
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"It's an act of love."
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"Ah, well, there's the difference then."
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"Oo-ho!"
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"Tell me everything... No! Tell me the highlights."
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"It was magical."
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"She had breasts like I've never seen before."
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"We danced all night, but when midnight came,"
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"She was wearing it!"
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"The most perfect bosom I've ever seen"
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"I have to find the booby that fits this pastie"
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"so I can spend the rest of my life"
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"Ooh, maybe she'll have a friend."
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"Yeah, and I'm sure she'll want to get with a fish."
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"Look, you got to start being more realistic, okay?"
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"Now grab your heralding trumpet"
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"and meet me in the pumpkin carriage."
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"(church bell ringing)"
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"I don't feel that hung over."
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"Guess I can handle my alcohol better than you guys."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Pubic hair and mayonnaise ice cream."
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"Hey! That guy... that guy's gonna get a piece of my mind."
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"(engine revs)"
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"He's got glasses."
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"I'm gonna call him a nerd. Gonna start with that..."
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"and we're all gonna stick with it this time, right, guys?"
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"(tires squeal)"
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"PASSENGERS: Whoa..."
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"making you happy for Lent."
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"Smiths! Good Lent to you!"
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"Yeah, it turns out we're gonna blow that off."
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"Hmm. I'm afraid that wouldn't be in your best interest."
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"You made a deal with me last night"
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"to make sure I help you follow through."
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"Like you give a rat's ass what anyone does."
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"You've stolen babies and sold them"
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"How dare you That was pillow talk!"
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"Oh, I'll admit it: I'm a degenerate."
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"I love drugs and drinking and gambling,"
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"and my moral compass always points south..."
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"Yeah...!"
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"But during Lent I repent"
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"and that makes up for the rest of the year."
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"This year my Lenten promise"
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"is making sure you keep your Lenten promises."
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"You all agreed. You signed a contract."
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"What contract?"
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"Ah, yes, you were quite drunk."
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"While this loads, did you guys ever think of this?"
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"ALL (chanting): Habet Bullock cultro."
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"Si non sequitur meo per votum..."
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"That contract you signed says"
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"I get to cut off a finger of the first person who cracks."
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"You're full of it."
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"Ew, gross!"
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"Yes. I started collecting when I was in Vietnam."
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"Two summers ago."
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"I was on a sex tour. Did not get laid."
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"Had zero game."
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"Just kept..."
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"cutting off fingers."
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"One finger."
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"who doesn't keep their Lenten promise."
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"I hope it's the boy. Why?!"
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"I envy your youth!"
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"Hey, hey, come on. This a good thing."
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"This is our chance to finally follow through on something."
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"And now there are real consequences"
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"if someone slips up."
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"to track your every move."
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"There are no minicameras in your tampons, so..."
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"all good to go there."
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"My good man, I'm looking for the maiden"
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"who fits this pastie so I may maketh her my wife."
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"None of my girls wear anything like this."
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"But there is one stripper here who may be able to help you."
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"She's been in the business for decades."
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"Ooh, she's wise as ass."
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"This pastie belonged to a civilian."
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"Thank you, wise one."
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"A hay-penny for your troubles."
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