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Clips from The Simpsons - Mypods and Boomsticks (S20E20)

"My family and I just moved here, from Jordan."
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"Jordan. That's on some map somewhere, right?"
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"Bashir, introduce me to your new friend."
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"Bashir, you didn't tell me you had a sister."
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"Such a charmer. Would you like to stay for dinner?"
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"Hey, I never refuse food from strangers."
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"Okay, you're new to our school, so here's the deal: we call Skinner, "Skin-rash,""
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"Mr. Wiener is "Mr. Whiner,""
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"and Groundskeeper Willie, "Grounds-Creeper Stupid.""
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"I can't read or write, I think movies are real!"
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"Okay, next, here's the food at the cafeteria that will make you sick:"
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"coleslaw, tuna, all chowders and gumbos."
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"The only thing that's safe is the pork chops."
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"My religion says I can never eat pork."
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"A different religion?! Do not tell anyone that"
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"because if the bullies around here find out that you're different..."
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"Who's different?"
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"What's your name, sweat stain?"
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"- Uh, Bashir. - "Bash here"?"
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"I love a kid that comes with directions."
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"Tell us where you came from so we can punch you back there."
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"I'm going to punch you extra hard 'cause I secretly think you're cute."
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"You can't just whale on him because he's--"
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"What religion are you anyway?"
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"- Muslim. - Oh, boy."
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"You're the reason I can't carry toothpaste on an airplane!"
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"Look, guys, everyone's different."
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"Jimbo, you're Christian, Dolph, you're Jewish,"
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"and, Kearney, your family's in that cult Moe started."
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"I had to join. My mom's doing the savior."
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"- I mean, the one true Moe. - You're the one true mo."
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"Can't. I'm not really a god."
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"I was just acting crazy to get out of jury duty."
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"Look at Lisa Simpson, over there by herself."
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"Do we hate her? YES!"
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"Lisa, we came to tell you that we..."
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"Is that a MyPod?"
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"Yeah. I've already downloaded so much incredible music!"
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"Check out "Moon Dreams" from Miles Davis' "Birth of the cool"."
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"Or, check out this MyTunes exclusive episode of Itchy & Scratchy."
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"DIEPOD SLAYLIST"
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"EINSTEIN'S BRAIN"
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"REMORSE - GUILT - SHAME"
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"RECRIMINATION - REGRET - RUE"
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"TIME MACHINE"
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"THE '70s... STUDIO 54"
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"Marge, I installed all the low-energy bulbs."
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"What have you done with the old ones?"
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"- Salaam alaikum! - Salaam alaikum!"
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"Dad, that's Bashir, my new friend."
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"- Bart forgot this, sir. - Sir?"
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"- Oh, uh, I'm really 38. - 38 waist I might believe."
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"Hey, Carl, got any idea what direction Mecca's in?"
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"Why don't you ask Homer?"
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"He ought to know, by dint of his son's new friend."
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"Hey, Bashir's great."
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"If Derek Jeter married Mariah Carey-- wouldn't last"
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"but I bet they'd have a kid like him."
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"Homer, this is serious. This Bashir kid is Muslim, and therefore up to something."
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"Oh, I can't believe that till I see a fictional TV program"
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"For the last time, Fayed, where did you hide the nerve gas?!"
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"Under your Statue of Liberty's dress!"
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"And she loved it!"
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"Oh, my God. What can I do?"
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"Well, if you want to stop Bashir and his war on American principles,"
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"you could discriminate against his family in employment and housing."
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"That's pretty patriotic, but I got a better idea."
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"Invite 'em over. A little dinner, a little dessert,"
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"and then you Jack Bauer 'em into giving you all their secrets."
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"I guess I have no choice."
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"to have Bart's Muslim friend's Muslim family over."
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"Here's the plan, Marge. You keep them talking."
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"The doorbell will tell you when they're here."
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"So, how did you two meet?"
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"We met while studying at Jordan University of Science and Technology."
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"Ah, interesting. Why, just the other day,"
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"I was reading that science is used to make bombs."
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"Now, bait the trap."
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"I made us a little cake."
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"Care to cut?"
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"Watch this, Lenny."
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"Not now. I got soap in my eyes."
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"No, thank you."
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"What's the matter? Don't like the taste of freedom?"
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"Dad, these people are my friends."
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"Don't fear them just because they have a different religion,"
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"a different culture, and their last name is Bin Laden."
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"Young man, you do not respect us by disrespecting your father."
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"I like the way you Italians think."
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"Shut up, old man."
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"That's it. Ruin a perfect evening."
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"You're teaching Bart a terrible lesson of intolerance."
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"I'm sorry. It's just so fun and easy to judge people based on religion."
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"Well, I want you to go over to their house and apologize."
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"But we're the more powerful country for a few more years."
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"Okay, I'll apologize."
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"Don't eat that, sweetie."
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"It's poison."
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"I am sorry I suspected you"
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"of being soulless murders of innocent children."
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"I hope we can move past this and..."
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"Dynamite? They are terrorists."
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"Must leave quietly."
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"So far, so good."
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"Marge! I was right! Everybody is whatever I think they are."
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"I saw them unloading dynamite."
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"Homer, I'm sure you didn't see anything. Go to sleep."
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"All right, sweetie, but if I wake up tomorrow, we'll discuss it."
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"Hi, Homer!"
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"You rubbed? You must like me. You really, really like me."
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"Our prices are Hussein!"
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"Here's... Genie!"
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"Now I will destroy your decadent Western society."
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"No...!"
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"The power of dreaming has convinced me the threat is real."
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"Delivery for Lisa Simpson."
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"It's a gift from Mapple."
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"Oh, such beautiful packaging."
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"I never thought a company could be my soul mate."
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"Oh, it's my first MyBill."
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