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Clips from Family Guy - Long John Peter (S06E06)

"For 60 bucks, I could put him up at the Holiday Inn."
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"Look at that, huh? Look at that shit."
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"- But, Dad... - Meg, that's final."
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"Oh, God, this is all going so smoothly."
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"No way, that's my name."
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"- I thought we were gonna lose him. - It was my pleasure, Mrs. Griffin."
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"...but She Doesn't Realize It Because She's So Busy with Business."
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"Shh, shh, shh."
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"Oh, boy! Hey, Brian, look."
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"Just a few sea dogs from my fishing boat days."
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"There you go. You're good."
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"All your Tucks medicated pads be ours."
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"Oh, God. What are you do...?"
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"Dear me, it's almost 3:00. I've got to get this shipment..."
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"...of sugarcane, tobacco and spices to the harbor before day's end."
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"Well, Shelley Boothbishop isn't about to let you over-egg this pudding."
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"You'll never take my cargo."
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"All clear, sir."
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"I said, "shoot it again," but I said it pirate-like."
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"Give it to me straight, Dr. Jewish. Is he gonna live?"
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"Then he flopped around a little on the floor."
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"Well, the only girl I know is my sister, and she sucks."
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"So, um..."
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"Ever since I was a little girl I have loved working with animals."
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"- It hasn't come yet. - Oh, I mean..."
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"...and now all I wanna do is show you my innermost self..."
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"...but I'm afraid you'll reject me because you won't like what you see."
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"...because that's what I think happened..."
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"Kids, kids, kids."
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"Hasbro's Best Thing Ever."
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"- Eat it. - Whoa."
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"Chris, what you always wanna remember is that sex is perfectly natural."
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"I have to get to work, Chris. I have tons of dogs to incinerate."
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"- What do you think you're doing? - What?"
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"One man and one bitch that needs to do what I say."
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"- Pick that up. - Chris, why are you acting like this?"
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"Why in the world would I wanna do that after what you just said?"
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"Chris, guess what we just did. Bonnie, tell him."
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"- Anna took a dump on me. - What?"
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"Yeah, she broke up with me."
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"So, what happened?"
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"Knock, knock. Nicole, Ronald, who's ready for Boggle?"
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"You told Chris to act like a jerk to this girl?"
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"- Hello? Hello? - Hello? Hello?"
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"Hello?"
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"Have a seat. Your date will be here any minute."
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"Uh, thanks. So where are you from?"
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"- Did you finish your homework today? - What?"
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"Given any thought to what you might be getting him?"
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"I don't know. A tie."
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"This is a favorite by Men at Work."
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"Do you come From a land down under?"
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"What do you want, Chris?"
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"Then you just need to go talk to her and tell her exactly how you feel."
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"Well, I'm sure you can come up with some excuse to see her at the vet."
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"Is there any more coffee?"
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"I was just really nervous because I've never had a girlfriend before..."
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"Please, just give me another chance."
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"God, I hate coming to the vet."
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"They charge me 90 bucks a day to keep Brian here."
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"Eh? Who's with me?"
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"I hope Brian's stomach pains aren't anything serious."
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"Look at that, Lois, that's why cats freak me out."
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"It's doing that weird stretchy-leg thing where they lick themselves."
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"Ew."
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"Oh, thank God the vets are here to help Brian."
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"I wanna be a veterinarian when I grow up."
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"Meg, we've been over this. You're gonna gain 150 pounds..."
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"...and write Ugly Betty fan fiction."
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"Meg, that's final. Meg, that's final."
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"See, this bird knows what I'm talking about."
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"- Thank you. Thank you. - Thank you. Thank you."
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"- You're polite. - You're polite."
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"You do not see that these days, you do not see that. I like you."
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"- I like you. - Oh, thank God."
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"You never know what somebody thinks of you."
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"I'm glad I made a good first impression."
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"- Would you like to be friends? - Like to be friends."
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"- What's your name? I'm Peter. - Peter."
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"You should spend the night at my house."
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"Well, maybe they'd never know it's gone."
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"- Oh, Brian, I'm so glad you're okay. - Yes, he's doing fine."
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"We were able to clear the stomach obstruction. It was a used diaper."
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"- Ew. - Gross."
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"Oh, ho, ho, yes."
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"Get off my back. I thought it was Indian food."
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"Oh, thank you so much for your help, Dr. Jewish."
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"We return to Busy Business Lady Whose Life is Missing Something..."
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"I cannot make that business meeting."
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"I got a different business meeting at 3, we'll be doing business."
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"- Wondering if you're free for coffee. - Oh, no, I can't."
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"I've got a lunch meeting and a meeting after lunch. After that..."
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"Over the next 90 minutes, I'd like to show you..."
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"...that all your problems can be solved by my penis."
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"Hey, guys. What is going on?"
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"- No way. - That thing don't bite, do it?"
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"- Guys, say hello to Adrian Beaky. - Pick a lane, bitch."
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"Ain't that funny? Heard me say that on the way over."
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"I had a gay experience at camp."
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"We had the radio on, and they were talking about some goofy stuff."
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"What are you guys drinking?"
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"Peter, you look like a pirate with that thing on your shoulder."
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"- A pirate? Oh, cool. - You should get a pirate name."
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"- And a peg leg. - And a hook hand."
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"You should have sex with that crossing guard..."
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"...even though I found out she was 12."
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"I mean, you should get an eye patch."
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"Eye patch would be cool."
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"You know, Brian, if you like my poop going into your mouth..."
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"...we can just do that. - Shut up, Stewie."
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"Mom, can we go back to the vet and see the pretty vet assistant again?"
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"Well, I guess if Brian gets sick again."
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"Brian's sick. Mom, get your keys."
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"Ha, ha."
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"- There's me wench. - Peter, what the hell are you doing?"
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"That's Long John Peter to you, porthole."
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"Fetch me five tankards of ale and a leg of mutton for me mateys."
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"Who are those guys?"
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"I don't care, they stink. Get them out of here."
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"They stink of good cheer, Lois. Ha-ha."
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