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Clips from American Dad! - Love, AD Style (S08E08)

"You worthless piece of (bleep)."
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"Excuse you?"
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"For eating the rest of my potato bread?"
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"I made that myself and you know I didn't."
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"Wai-wai-wai-wai-wai- wai-wai-wai-wai-wait-wait."
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"Wait. Wait. No."
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"How dare you?!"
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"I've been working my tail off"
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"trying to get my lounge bar up and running,"
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"and you just sit there all day"
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"breathing through your mannish mouth,"
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"itching your lumpy butt with your gorilla arms!"
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"What?! I said I hate you!"
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"she's been a bit extra mopey lately because of Jeff."
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"and she worries for him."
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"Oh, please. The Deadliest Catch?"
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"They're just fishing for crab."
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"You want to talk about deadly catches,"
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"let's talk about catching AIDS."
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"Or a baseball thrown by superstar pitcher Randy Johnson."
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"What about an AIDS ball thrown by Randy Johnson?"
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"Oh, I like that. (phone beeps on)"
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"Hello, Mark Burnett? This is Roger Smith."
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"What about a show with Randy Johnson"
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"throwing AIDS-covered baseballs at people?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"It was the wrong Mark Burnett."
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"Here is my next car Francine,"
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"The new Hummie C.O.K. Guzzler."
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"It runs on carbon, oxygen and potassium."
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"Oh, yeah..."
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"but wouldn't it run cleaner if they added"
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"another carbon molecule before the potassium?"
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"Then it would guzzle C.O.C.K."
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"Can we even afford this car, Stan?"
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"The trade-in value of my SUV"
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"(whistles) Felix."
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"Felix, I would like to get 15 grand"
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"for the SUV you sold me a while back"
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"and put it towards a C.O.K. Guzzler."
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"Stan, I'd love to get you started guzzling C.O.K.,"
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"is barely $10,000."
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"I couldn't do any more than that."
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"(laughing uncontrollably)"
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"I'll grant you, sometimes my face smells bad,"
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"but that doesn't mean my head's firmly planted in my ass, Felix."
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"I can't go over $10,000."
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"(laughs)"
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"I'll just sell it myself."
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"Oh, no, Stan, really?"
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"Are you sure?"
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"This place is just what Langley Falls needs."
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"A chic lounge environment for young professionals."
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"If they need it so much,"
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"how come there's nobody here?"
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"I'm gonna eat you one day."
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"My bar is dead. It doesn't make sense."
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"I co-wrote City Slickers with Babaloo Mandel"
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"(sighs)"
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"We need a, we need a draw. We need a hook."
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"WOMAN (faintly, in distance): ♪ There's a saying old ♪"
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"♪ Says that love is blind ♪"
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"♪ Still we're often told, ♪"
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"♪ "Seek and ye shall find..." ♪"
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"My dear Lord."
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"♪ So I'm going to seek ♪"
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"♪ I cannot forget ♪"
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"(shower running) ♪ Only man I ever think of ♪"
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"(gasps)"
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"Roger! Oh, relax."
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"You perv, get out of here!"
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"You just got a job singing in my lounge."
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"I want you there tomorrow night wearing something amazing."
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"(electricity crackles) Ow! Oh, that's right,"
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"Francine, I just posted an ad"
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"Ooh, any responses yet?"
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"Let's see here."
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"And they're all for anonymous sex."
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"Maybe it's because I wrote, "Smooth ride, oversized trunk,"
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"lubed and ready to go.""
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"I'm actually looking forward to this."
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"This is just the distraction I need while Jeff is at sea."
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"And what's my distraction from your boring stories?"
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"Hit it, Stelio, you Greek genius!"
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"(ballad intro playing)"
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"♪ Another bride ♪"
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"♪ Another June ♪"
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"♪ Another sunny honeymoon ♪"
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"♪ For making whoopee ♪"
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"♪ A lot of rice ♪"
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"♪ The groom is nervous ♪"
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"♪ He answers twice ♪"
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"♪ It's really killin' ♪"
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"♪ Picture a little love nest ♪"
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"Not bad last night."
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"Maybe you should buy a new bra with it."
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"When you shimmy, your boobs are kind of all over the place."
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"What? No."
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"If anything, I was looking at you teats"
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"I just want to milk ya! Milky, milky, milky!"
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"Roger, quit! Okay, sensitive."
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"You know I didn't fart, Roger."
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"It smells like you did."
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"Smells like girl fart in here."
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"Right. Anyway, thanks for the money."
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"(mocking): Nah, nah, nah money."
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"Uh, what was that?"
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"What? I'm always mean to Haley."
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"This time you were playfully mean, like you're teasing her."
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"So what? So what?"
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"So everything!"
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"When a boy teases a girl,"
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"it's a sign he has a crush on her."
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"The same way that hot dogs for dinner"
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"is a sign that Mom's overwhelmed by her period."
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"(falsetto): Are you kidding me?!"
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"You think I have a crush on Haley?!"
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"No way! She's a piece of crap, Steve. I swear!"
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"(slaps) Don't you talk about her that way."
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"Trapped ya! (gasps)"
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