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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa's First Word (S04E04)

"[ Gasps ]"
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"Uh-oh."
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"I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger place."
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"No, we won't. I've got it all figured out."
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"- Won't that warp him? - My Cousin Frank did it."
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"You don't have a Cousin Frank."
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"He became Francine back in '76."
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"That afternoon, we left Bart with my sisters and went house-hunting."
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"Hey, Bart, want a dollar?"
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"## [ Singing Children's Songs ]"
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"- Oh, yeah. - Love that spout medley."
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"are in the neighborhood colorfully referred to as the "Rat's Nest.""
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"- [Siren Wailing] - [Gunfire]"
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"This one just came on the market."
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"- Oh, dear! - [ Forced Chuckle ]"
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"[ Sniffing ] What's that stench?"
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"Once you get used to the smell of melted hog fat..."
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"- Mmm. Hog fat. - Let's keep looking."
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"[ Sniffs ] Ooh. Do you smell something?"
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"Arr! Why buy a house..."
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"when ye can buy a houseboat?"
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"Don't forget to check out the galley."
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"Once we get the cats out, it won't be too bad."
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"Actually, according to the will, the cats own the house. You'd be their tenants."
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"I wish we lived in the kitty house."
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"I could've trained them to be my unholy army of the night."
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"Go, my pretties. Kill! Kill!"
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"We were about to give up, when we found a house that was perfect."
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"Just imagine what we can do with this place."
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"Well, here's what they're asking."
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"Oh, I can't afford that!"
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"- Dad, I have a problem. - Why'd you come to me?"
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"Now they're gone, withered away like an old piece of fruit."
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"[ Sobbing ]"
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"- Are you done? - No, not yet."
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"I was voted the handsomest boy in Albany, New York."
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"Oh! Well, all I own is this house..."
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"that I built with my own two hands."
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"I ratted on everybody and got off scot-free."
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"Ha-ha! All right, son."
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"I'll sell this dump and write you a check."
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"- About three weeks. - [ All Laughing ]"
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"Maggie, I'll give you this cookie If you talk."
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"What? What?"
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"D'oh! All right, you win round seven."
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"Eh, you don't wanna hear that story. I know!"
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"I'll tell you about the time I got locked in the bank vault with Mr. Mooney."
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"Wait a minute. That was The Lucy Show. Okay, where were we?"
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"Mom was preggers, and Dad just threw all our money down the sinkhole."
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"Ah, yes. I remember the day we moved in."
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"[ Straining ]"
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"Hey, Homer, this house sucks."
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"Bart, I told you not to use that word. Call me "Daddy"."
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"- Homer. [ Blows Raspberry] - [Growls]"
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"- [ Gasping ] - Bart! [ Grunting ]"
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"## [ Singing ]"
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"The handle's Flanders, but my friends call me Ned."
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"- Hi, Flanders. - Who the hell are you?"
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"You're funny. [ Chuckles ]"
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"- Well, gee, I-- - What?"
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"Well, sure, you can borrow it for a little while."
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"Anyway, Bart had just entered the terrible twos."
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"Hello? Honey? Honey, honey, honey?"
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"Could you please be quiet?"
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"## [ Singing Loudly]"
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"[Homer]It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child..."
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"Summer's just around the corner, and Krusty Burger..."
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"is the official meat-flavored sandwich of the 1 984 Olympics!"
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"Coochy coochy coo!"
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"- Krusty funny. - Duh."
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"Mmm, mmm, mmm!"
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"- [Man]And cut! - Blah!"
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"I almost swallowed some of the juice."
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"[ Groans ] I'll be tasting that for weeks."
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"- Great spot, K.C! - Put a sock in it, preppy."
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"How much are these free burgers gonna cost me?"
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"Not to worry, Mr. "K." We've rigged the cards."
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"They're all in events that Communists never lose."
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"I like. I like."
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"Uh-huh. "Soviet boycott."
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"You personally stand to lose 44 million dollars."
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"- [ Straining ] - [Homer Grunting]"
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"- [ Yells ] - Bart, from now on, the baby sleeps in the crib."
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"Crib! Crib! I'm a baby!"
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"just use a little reverse psychology."
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"- [ Yelling ] - [ Straining ]"
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"[Creepy Voice] If you should die before you wake--"
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"[ Crazed Laughter]"
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"Can't sleep. Clown'll eat me."
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"from the hundred-meter butterfly."
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"women shaving their backs 9,000 miles away..."
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"[ Stomach Growling ] Patience, my pet."
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"- [ Coughing ] - [ Female Announcer] Although we should point out..."
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"that many of the other women represent countries that don't have swimming pools."
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"[Male Announcer] Boohoo! You're breakin' my heart."
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"Homie, I think the baby's coming."
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"Yes!"
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"We'll take good care of your boy, Simpson."
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"So, kids, what do you wanna play?"
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"[ Together] Good Samaritan!"
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"- [ Gasps ] I get to clothe the leper! - Lucky!"
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"- Suppertime, boys. - Oh, boy! Liver!"
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"Iron helps us play!"
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"I wanna go home."
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"Where?"
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"Ouch! Ouch!"
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"- Hope she didn't scare ya. - Hello, Joe!"
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"[ Panting ]"
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"Little Lisa. I've already started you..."
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"Yeah, well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt."
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"- Iron helps us play! - [ Crazed Laughter]"
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"- Iron helps us play! - [ Crazed Laughter]"
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"- Hello, Joe! - [Homer]Bart?"
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"There's someone in here who wants to meet you."
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"[ Yawning, Cooing ]"
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"Well, Bart, what do you think of little Lisa?"
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"I hate you."
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""Where's the beef?" What the hell's that supposed to mean?"
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