Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from 30 Rock - The Bubble (S03E03)

"I don't share this often."
30 Rock
"But this is a photo of me when I was 25 years old."
30 Rock
"What the... what?"
30 Rock
"You have a superman chest!"
30 Rock
"The lady will have two tickets to the gun show."
30 Rock
"And your eyes are so much bluer."
30 Rock
"- What happened to your eyes? - My point is,"
30 Rock
"the bubble doesn't last forever. So get in there with Drew and enjoy those perks"
30 Rock
"It's my only copy."
30 Rock
"Everyone gather around please."
30 Rock
"Actor announcement. As you probably know,"
30 Rock
"especially if you read page six of my publicist's emails,"
30 Rock
"I have decided to cut my hair and donate it to charity."
30 Rock
"But, why would you cut your beautiful hair?"
30 Rock
"Because, I'm a selfless person who can't get arrested in this town."
30 Rock
"Meanwhile, Tracy's face is everywhere."
30 Rock
"I already explained that. That was a police sketch of a flasher"
30 Rock
"- Whatever. He's hogging the buzz. - You've got buzz."
30 Rock
"No one will be talking about Tracy Jordan this Friday"
30 Rock
"when I cut my hair off on The Today Show."
30 Rock
"This is better than a family."
30 Rock
"No one around here asks me for my damn bone marrow."
30 Rock
"Why don't we make this easy on ourselves"
30 Rock
"and renew your existing contract"
30 Rock
"with a 3% increase?"
30 Rock
"Sorry it took me so long to answer."
30 Rock
"All right, we have a deal."
30 Rock
"You see how easy negotiating can be when it's not really about money."
30 Rock
"How's this really not about money?"
30 Rock
"Obviously you don't need to work."
30 Rock
"I'm just saying you made $300 million"
30 Rock
"I never thought of it like that. Thank you."
30 Rock
"I quit. Goodbye."
30 Rock
"Had he really not put that together?"
30 Rock
"So help me god..."
30 Rock
"It's nice of those guys to give up their court for us."
30 Rock
"So I should probably warn you I was pro in college."
30 Rock
"It's been a long time since college?"
30 Rock
"Are you choking? I'm a doctor. Stay calm."
30 Rock
"Don't panic. I just need something to push it down with."
30 Rock
"There you go."
30 Rock
"Jack, there you are."
30 Rock
"We are in process."
30 Rock
"Something happened with Drew."
30 Rock
"- He's not a BFF? - No! Never."
30 Rock
"He can't play tennis. He can't cook."
30 Rock
"He's as bad at sex as I am."
30 Rock
"When you're in the bubble, nobody tells you the truth."
30 Rock
"For years I thought I spoke excellent French."
30 Rock
"Drew deserves to be told the truth."
30 Rock
"Did you tell him that he was no good in tennis?"
30 Rock
"No, I let him win cause I wanted to make out with him in the cab."
30 Rock
"It's not fair to let Drew live a lie."
30 Rock
"- And I think I'm the woman to fix him. - Be careful."
30 Rock
"You wake a sleepwalker, you risk getting urinated on."
30 Rock
"Or thanked... on."
30 Rock
"I thought you were in process."
30 Rock
"When I get upset my accent come out!"
30 Rock
"And when it gets to comin' out I can't get to talkin'..."
30 Rock
"I have a show on Friday."
30 Rock
"I didn't mean to upset you."
30 Rock
"Wait a minute. Are you hiding your screw-up from me?"
30 Rock
"Control your people. Buy better clothes."
30 Rock
"is just the first step in my reinvention."
30 Rock
"to believe that a woman's hair is her crowning glory."
30 Rock
"A haircut can make or break a career."
30 Rock
"Before the Rachel, Jennifer Aniston was just a chunky nobody"
30 Rock
"- who couldn't get a job. - Wasn't she already on Friends?"
30 Rock
"Richard Esposito, move to the back."
30 Rock
"If I make the wrong choice, I could end up like Keri Russell,"
30 Rock
"Felicity, season 2."
30 Rock
"- You needed me? - You know Rick from accounting?"
30 Rock
"I have arrange for one of Tracy's childhood idols"
30 Rock
"- Hello? - Tracy, this is Jack."
30 Rock
"This is Bill Cosby."
30 Rock
"I want you to come back to the TGS"
30 Rock
"for the people who like the jokes and the things."
30 Rock
"Bill Cosby, you got a lot of nerve getting on the phone with me"
30 Rock
"after what you did to my aunt Paulette!"
30 Rock
"I think you're confusing me with someone else."
30 Rock
"1971, Cincinnati."
30 Rock
"She was the cocktail waitress with the droopy eye."
30 Rock
"I'm the guy with the pudding..."
30 Rock
"Try to tell me what to do?"
30 Rock
"Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable with your light-ass kids."
30 Rock
"Why would you make me talk to this man?"
30 Rock
"Don't hang up."
30 Rock
"Tracy, this is Billy Dee Williams. I just wanna say I love your work."
30 Rock
"It's very smooth."
30 Rock
"Sorry I'm late. Why are you waiting here?"
30 Rock
"What? I'll go talk to the hostess."
30 Rock
"I wanna show you something."
30 Rock
"This is gonna be unpleasant."
30 Rock
"I'm sorry. You want our help with your problem?"
30 Rock
"That's what I'm trying to do."
30 Rock
"You wanna see what he packed me for lunch today?"
30 Rock
"He set up a home recording studio in our rec room."
30 Rock
"You trying to make a stereotype out of me? Did you even vote for Obama?"
30 Rock
"We've heard from Tracy junior. Where is your mother?"
30 Rock
"I want to get your father back to work just as much as you do."
30 Rock
"I don't know what to do."
30 Rock
"I didn't come here to hear more excuses."
30 Rock
"I'm here to see the dumbest cracker in all of New York."
30 Rock
"You know I don't see it on the menu"
30 Rock
"and a diet raspberry Fanta."
30 Rock
"That is a great idea."
30 Rock
"Let me order that for you. Excuse me."
30 Rock
"and a catfish po'boy with a diet raspberry Fanta."
30 Rock
"What was that? Why didn't she call you "sweetheart"?"
30 Rock
"And where's the complimentary app sampler? What's going on?"
30 Rock
"- Disney prince thing... - Actually they used"
30 Rock
"you live in a bubble"
30 Rock
"where people do what you want and tell you what you wanna hear."
30 Rock
"Yes, you can. The hot Italian lady from the food network told me so."
30 Rock
"She said it to me when she jumped escalators to try to talk to..."
30 Rock
"I don't wanna live that way. I don't want you to treat me that way."
30 Rock
"Are you sure?"
30 Rock
"- That's game. Your serve. - That's it! I quit!"
30 Rock
"You're a cheating bitch!"
30 Rock
"I need your help."
30 Rock
Show more clips