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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - William Henry Harrison (S07E07)

"We'll just wait a few minutes,"
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"Why can't the problem have been that I was reasonable"
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"We are not saying I was the problem."
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"decided to ruin it out of the blue for no good reason."
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"and have to get out of here?"
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"I tried not to notice anything"
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"Or talk to anyone."
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"We could either talk about our issues"
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"and work through our problems,"
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"Come on, Ron, why don't we just--"
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"I'll take that bet"
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"over any length of time"
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"stretching from now into infinity."
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"Aha!"
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"Ooh, that's right."
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"And guess what. I don't know the words."
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"♪ Harry Truman was a guy ♪"
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"♪ America, Red China ♪"
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"♪ I have to buy a new toaster ♪"
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"♪ Jumping up and down ♪"
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"♪ Daddy ate a squirrel ♪"
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"what would you like to talk about?"
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"and I will do so using the most powerful tool"
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"a well-organized chart."
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"in maintaining adult friendships."
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"Work proximity associate-ships."
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"At her request, the party's theme"
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"is "Zombie Teenage Biker Gang Pizza Jamboree.""
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"I remember."
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"and you have started your own building company"
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""Oh, well," I think to myself."
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"And then, two months after that,"
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"the final twist of the knife."
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"and attempt to have a rational discussion with you about it."
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"What the hell, Ron?"
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"This building is a monstrosity."
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""Oh, dear."
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"and people want to live next to it."
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"and you didn't have the guts to tell me yourself."
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"You spend the next two years cutting down trees"
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"basically spitting on everything we did together at Parks."
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"Wait."
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"Detonator."
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"You told me"
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"this was a genuine partially defused claymore mine."
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"You mean to tell me you've thought"
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"Congratulations, Ron."
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"It's funny stuff."
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"Who gets angry at balloons?"
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"This is a code."
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"Is that nuclear waste?"
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"How did you get that?"
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"your very first impressions of me."
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"This is all you wrote?"
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"Three lousy lines?"
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"I forgot what I wrote."
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"Why don't you read it yourself?"
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""whose political leanings"
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"and it is possible that we would murder each other.""
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"♪ The best thing about being a woman ♪"
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"Why did you hire me?"
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"Basic nonsense."
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"Good day.""
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"I most certainly did not."
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"You were tough and honest,"
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"I would rather work with a person like that"
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"Should be one more thing in that file."
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"after the interview."
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"Liar."
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"Those brownies were damn good."
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"Okay, playtime is over."
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"so the fire department disconnected it."
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"Spill it."
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"Amen."
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"Then you took April."
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"one of my closest workplace acquaintances."
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"Donna left to run hers."
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"One day, I looked up."
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"Just didn't recognize anyone."
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"So I made a decision."
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"An unthinkable decision."
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"Hey."
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"Do my eyes deceive me?"
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"Hello, Leslie."
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"Tell the Northeast that we need to put pressure on them,"
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"Sorry. This is a crazy day."
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"to figure out what had happened."
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"You were going to ask me something."
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"God, why didn't I see that?"
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"not giving you a heads-up when my company took on"
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"when I looked around this office,"
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"♪ Don't ever let me start ♪"
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"♪ Don't ever let me start ♪"
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"Ron, you're wearing my yoga clothes."
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"♪ Fire and money and people ♪"
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"at 2:00 in the afternoon."
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"Also, you have a visitor."
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"Mm, don't care."
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"and I made it into this frame for you"
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"That seems unnecessary."
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"I love it."
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"But I feel bad."
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"to eat too much breakfast food."
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"So, gentlemen, you have evidence"
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"that the Newport land should be preserved."
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"in the Church of the Reasonableists."
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"Oh, boy."
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"The land is sacred in our religion."
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"Because it's the place where all human souls will be transmuted"
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"when Zorpe the Lizard God passes through"
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"Jupiter's sphincter."
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"- Hail, Zorpe. - Hail, Zorpe!"
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"I'm looking for anything to strengthen my case"
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"that the Newport land should become a park,"
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"and not a corpate campus."
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"Religious reasons, animal conservation,"
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"So hold on to your straws, everybody."
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"'cause Mama's going graspin'."
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"In 1980, there were more than 600 million"
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"Today, there are only 595 million."
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